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Rachel McAdams Barely Contains Her Breasts

It seems that Rachel McAdams may be reading the site while she’s across the pond promoting her Morning Glory movie with that old dude from Star Wars , because she seems to be making more of an effort to get my attention. Here she is in a sweet dress that doesn’t have much up front to cover some big old boobies…. The problem is that Rachel’s not exactly gifted when it comes to the chesticular arts so this stupid dress covers everything but some ribs and her sternum. Hot.

Rachel McAdams Brings A Little Sexiness

I think this is the first time I’ve had Rachel McAdams on the site, probably because for the life of me I can’t figure out what she’s been in, but she looks pretty good in her red dress so I thought I’d give her a shot. Here she is in Germany at the premiere of a movie that I’m pretty sure went straight to DVD in the amount of time it took me to write all this garbage. I guess that explains why she’s never on the site. Anyhow, she looks pretty cute here and I don’t mind mixing it up once and a while.

Rachel Bilson Disappoints

I’m getting a little bored of Rachel Bilson . Sure she is cute and all, but I’m going to need a little more than her going through airports wearing semi-tight fitting jeans in 2011. I’m expecting my Rachel Bilson to pull out all the stops to please me in the upcoming new year. That means lingerie shoots, candid bikini pictures and her parking that little booty on my lap.

Rachel Bilson Looks A Little Chilly

Here’s Rachel Bilson looking cute out the other day in sunny California doing a little shopping. I don’t know why she’s covering up like this, she’s not on the east coast covered in snow, so what’s with the classic female ‘my nips are hard and I’m in church’ pose? California softies. This pose is also know as the ‘my nips are hard and I’m in a bikini pose’ or ‘my nips are hard in front of my father in-law pose’ or ‘my nips are hard and I don’t want that pervert from Hollywoodtuna.com putting pictures of them up on his stupid website’ pose… I hate it.

Raquel Welch is a 70 Year Old I Want to Fuck of the Day

I haven’t fucked someone over 70 in a long time….It was back when I worked at the old folks home and I wouldn’t really call it sex because the bitch was medicated, half asleep with a serious case of senility that made her forget who she was, which was the motivation behind choosing her, in an out of sight out of mind kinda thing that even if she woke up she’d have no idea what happened 3 minutes later and really it was a service to her cuz I knew she hadn’t fucked in a long time… The nice thing about that romantic experience was that I thought I’d need lube, but really the walls of her vagina were so parted, that I popped rigt in….The horrible thing was seeing what I saw everytime I opened my eyes, cuz old lady ass is not something that should be undressed… Unless of course it’s Raquel Welch, cuz she’s 70 and I’m in fucking love. I generally don’t like that plastic surgery, plastic emotionless face that makes bitches mainly in LA look like fucking aliens, but something was done right…she’s so good that I wouldn’t have to close my eyes and remember her 1960s stupid tits…I’d be happy with what was on my plate in front of me. Seriously….I could jerk off to these pics and she’s not doing anything in them…except for being a hot 70 year old..and for some reason her being 70….and reflecting on all that pussy has seen…and all the wisdom it garnered from its experiences is better than porn to me….

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Krysten Ritter and Natasha Alam at a Party of the Day

I don’t know who this awkward Katy Perry impersonator at a Drag Club lookin’ bitch is. I just know she’s in a movie with Rachel Bilson and Rachel Bilson is the fucking future now that she’s escaped that overbearing cunt she was going to marry. I also know she’s wearing a tight dress that really shows off her non existent titties which is exactly what I am looking for in a bitch who is trying to look like Katy Perry because the only good about Katy Perry is her tits…Unless of course she’s trying to really have her own look, style and identity, in which case I’m way off….and who really who cares….I don’t even know why I’m bothering posting this bitch…oh right…scroll down… There was some chick named Natasha Alam from Uzbekistan and I like her style, shit, I don’t know why she bothered wearing that dress, she probably shoulda just come out in her bra and panty set I know she strategically wore so no pussy or tit would be exposed, cuz that’s just how bitches who dress like this for attention are, they fucking suck at actually doing things that deserve getting attention, like masturbating in public or taking a shit for the paparazzi, cuz entertaining me is not their priority. Cunts.

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Krysten Ritter and Natasha Alam at a Party of the Day

TMZ Live: Oksana, Willow, & Eva’s Divorce

Filed under: Sarah Palin , Willow Palin , Oksana Grigorieva , Mel Gibson , Lindsay Lohan , Dina Lohan , Eva Longoria , TMZ Live We took your questions today on everything — including Sarah Palin ‘s daughter hurling a homophobic slur, Oksana Grigorieva ‘s dental pictures, and Eva Longoria ‘s divorce. Plus: Is Sarah Palin a better mom than Dina Lohan ? Read more

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Bilson vs. Bosworth: Who’d You Rather?

Filed under: Rachel Bilson , Kate Bosworth , Who'd You Rather? , Beauty Former ” OC ” starlet Rachel Bilson , 29, and ” Superman Returns ” blonde Kate Bosworth , 27, both feigned interest at the same event in L.A. this week. Question is … Read more

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Rachel Bilson’s Showing Off Ass of the Day

I have ranted about how Rachel Bilson being single is the best thing that has ever happened to her, since the oppressive loser who sold his soul and career to Star Wars can’t brain wash her anymore and she can reverse the damage done, cuz she’s not too old to jump into the celeb game as seductive paparazzi manipulating pussy, so we haven’t entirely lost her…. I have also been the strippers so many times in my life, that I know their move to pick up something their purse at the end of the routine, it’s like the first lesson in the stripper’s manual I wrote 10 years ago and never published cuz I realized you only need to know 4 things to be a stripper, the way they bend over being one of those for things….It’s to make ass and pussy look ideal, and I can tell you that if Rachel Bilson says she isn’t pulling the same move on purpose, like this wasn’t strategized for the cameras, to get noticed, she’s fucking lying… So here she is in shorts, bulling the stripper move, so people talk about her “innocent” ass hustle, which I guess is more subtle and fun than her being obvious about the shit….even if I like spread naked ass cheeks better than ass cheeks hiding in shorts…but I guess this isn’t about me…

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Rachel Bilson Kissed a Girl on TV of the Day

I’ve been talking shit about Rachel Bilson for a while now. I think it has something to do with hating her for letting that loser from Star Wars take her away from where she was supposed to be, locking her up in a farm, brainwashing her, and preventing her from going down the seedy flashing her tit path Mischa Barton went down…. But she’s making a comeback and knows she has a lot of sexing shit up to pull off to catch up and remind people who she is… Here she is on Primetime TV kissing a girl, not as passionately or pornographically as I’d want from her, but let’s view this as the gateway performance….

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