To repeat one of our favorite Austin Powers quotes : Honestly, who throws a shoe?!? That’s what Harry Styles is wondering after an unusual incident during a concert in Glasgow, Scotland. While he and fellow One Direction members Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik were chatting up the crowd, a shoe came flying on stage – and clocked Styles in the crotch! As any male can understand, the singer went down in a heap of pain, eventually arising and laughing off the attack by doing a few lunges. Pity the genitals that once belonged to Taylor Swift and watch now: Harry Styles Hit By Shoe
Pippa Middleton, the sister of the Duchess of Cambridge, will be sharing her cooking tips with the masses in a new column for UK supermarket chain Waitrose. Middleton will write for its Waitrose Kitchen magazine. Her column name? “Pippa’s Friday Night Feasts.” We eagerly await Pippa’s signature French bread recipe . Don’t laugh. Her foray into kitchen advice is just the latest offering from the party planning pro. Celebrate , her first book released last year, is a a guide to entertaining through the year, built on the experience she gained working for her family’s business. Her parents, now best known for producing Prince William’s wife Kate Middleton , also own and operate a successful event planning company. The book by the sister of Britain’s future queen was both praised and pilloried in equal measure but did not sell well and was quickly discounted in book stores. William Sitwell, editor of Waitrose Kitchen , said readers would enjoy hearing from Pippa Middleton and her relaxed and easy entertaining ideas: “Pippa will be an excellent contributor to the magazine, bringing with her a wealth of experience of entertaining, gained in part from working at her family’s business.” Her first column will appear in the magazine’s April issue. Middleton said her column would be an “exciting opportunity to share my own passion and enthusiasm for food and entertaining and I can’t wait to get started.”
Taylor Swift is never not on the radio. Goats are never not yelling like people. Okay, the first sentence rings truer than the second, but you probably get where we’re going with this. Or you’re just utterly confused. If so, sorry. Anyway, behold the musical brilliance that is Taylor Swift’s “I Knew You Were Trouble” and the viral Goats Yelling Like Humans video mashed up: Taylor Swift – I Knew You Were A Goat When You Walked In Don’t even play the bestiality card , One Million Moms. Goat FTW.
My name is Danielle and I NEVER thought I would be writing one of these, but never say never! My Bieber experience began when I received a text and a missed call from Kiss108 saying that I had won meet and greet tickets for November 10 in Boston, MA. I was sitting in spanish class as I got the text, I froze. I didn’t know what to do. I was so happy and excited words cant describe! I ran to the bathroom to call my mom and cry to her that I was meeting my love in 2 days with my twin sister who I chose to bring with my extra ticket. Once I picked up the tickets at the radio station it was time to get prepared. I bought a new outfit and just thought over and over again what I would say to him. Finally the day came. I did not sleep the night before because I was freaking out! The day of the concert had officially arrived. I got ready and went on the train with a bunch of friends. When it was time to meet Justin I lined up in the meet and greet area with my sister. I was shaking like crazy. Kenny passed us and we called him over. When we asked for a picture he said, “I can’t I gotta go I’m sorry I know I’m better looking then the biebs but..” He also smelled really good! After what felt like forever I was up next in line. I saw the little cube area covered by black curtains and I peaked closer and saw Justin! Then I heard a security guard say “Next up.” I walked in with my sister and two other girls. My sister and I went right to Justin and hugged him. My sister asked if he would give us a birthday kiss since our birthday was in three days (yes, we’re twins) but Justin said, “I’m sorry I’m not allowed right now, but hugs hugs hugs,” and he opened his arms and put them around us. When it was time to take the picture I put my hand on his stomach and DAMN it was nice. I was also shaking with excitement this whole time. When we hugged before I left, I looked up at him and he looked down at me and our eyes locked! IT WAS AMAZING. Oh my God I don’t even know how to explain it but I love him so much. It was very short but it was unforgettable. Never say never….ever. I love you Justin and this was the best day of my life and I will always remember it. View post: My name is Danielle and I NEVER thought I would be writing one…
My name is Rachel, and I’m from Sydney, Australia and this is my second Bieber experience. I didn’t win any competitions, I just met him by luck again. My 2 friends Tiarna and Lauren met up on the Monday night at Sydney airport to catch a glimpse of Justin but we missed him so we decided to go find his hotel. We walked kilometers from hotel to hotel that were spread around Sydney that Justin had rumored to be at, until we came across the right one . There was a lane rope that was put up to stop us from blocking the entrance, Justin had to be here! On Twitter we seen a picture of Justin and Selena in a car and seen the number plate, so we knew what car he was in, but that night we had no luck. The next day Justin had a radio interview so we decided to go to the radio station, but it was pre-recorded so we went back to his hotel. There was SO many more beliebers the second day but we got their early and we seen Justin’s car come down the street. Me and Lauren freaked out and quietly chased it down the road so no one else would follow. We got right up to the window but the car drove in. The next day we woke up early cause Justin’s outdoor concert was that day. We waited outside his hotel but we knew he wasn’t there, and we were about to give up because he was leaving for New Zealand that afternoon. We decided before we went home that we would try and go see him in concert, even though we didn’t have tickets. Sure enough we got the perfect view from outside when we stood on milk creates. He sang amazingly and all of us were getting teary. When Justin was about to finish, we were so determined to meet him. We weren’t giving up. We jumped into the car, and we waited for Justin’s car to come out. Down the road it came and we pulled in behind and all these girls were sprinting down the road behind us! We followed Justin’s car all the way back to his hotel, and when we pulled along side of it, Kenny waved at me! We all freaked out. We were driving right behind Justin’s car for about 20 minutes! We waited outside of Justin’s hotel again, but this time there was a proper fence put up. This was it. Justin was definitely coming out to see his fans today. Without any breakfast, going to go pee or have any water, Tiarna, Lauren and I got our spots at 9 in the morning and did not move. At about 10 o’clock Moshe came out saying if we were quiet Justin would come out and meet us! For 3 hours we waited and the crowd grew and grew, security increased, and police came to block off the road. Paps where everywhere waiting for Justin to come out. 12 o’clock came and it was starting to get hard to breathe; probably because of the fact that I was about to meet Justin Bieber, but also because everyone was squishing so much! Suddenly, a silhouette of the most perfect teenage guy on the planet walked out through to revolving door – without hitting his head. He walked out with a camera and started filming all of us screaming! He walked over to the fence all the way to my left, I made sure my camera was on and watched him get closer and closer. Justin was standing right in front of me, I couldn’t comprehend. He walked past me and got a picture with Tiarna which I photo bombed cause I didn’t know if I was gunna get my own. He went to turn and keep moving but I looked at him and said, “Justin, can I please have a photo? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.” I seen his eyes through his glasses, and he took my camera out of my hands. I got ready for my photo, and hands where flying in front of my face. Luckily I pushed them all out of my photo in time. I said, “Thank you,” and watched him take a photo with Lauren. After Justin went back inside, us three ran down the street screaming and hugging each other. That night all all of us were all over the news. You see Justin taking my camera out of my hands, and us talking to him. Nothing can compare to the feeling when I met Justin Bieber. I feel like I can do anything. I met Justin both times by chance in the street, so beliebers who still haven’t met Justin, don’t give up! I promise you, Justin makes you feel so special and he never gives up the opportunity to take a photo or sign something for you. No matter how long you have to wait, it is worth every single second. Just NEVER. SAY NEVER. -@JBiebsIzMyHero View post: My name is Rachel, and I’m from Sydney, Australia and this…
Let me start off by telling you all a bit about myself. My name is Stephanie (@detroitbelieb) and I have been a belieber for 5 years. My first concert was back in 2009 and I won free tickets to a concert with him and Iyaz. Then in 2010 I went to his My World tour and I had the VIP package, where I got to sit front row and go to his sound check. I didn’t really get to meet him though. So when the Believe Tour was announced and I found out that there was a meet & greet package, I was determined to get it. I stayed home from school and got tickets for me and my best friend Claire. We were more than excited. We were counting down the days until our concert from 182 days. Now fast forward to that day. Claire and I got all cute and ready together with our other two friends who were going to the concert. When we finally got to the venue we started waiting in the line and we were the third group in line. When we were waiting to meet Justin we saw Aretha Franklin and her grandchildren who were in front of the line. After waiting for what seemed like hours they told us they were moving the line because Justin was running late . They lead the line to some backstage area and then we were waiting for another hour. Then we saw Kenny! He said that he was sorry about Justin running late and that he moved us down here to let all the other fans in which is understandable. When he was done talking he pointed right at my dad who was standing with us with a straight face and said, “Hey! I wanna see a smile from you!!” My friend and I were freaking out because KENNY JUST TALKED TO MY DAD AND POINTED HIM OUT OF A CROWD! Finally when we were about to go in to meet Justin I started getting really nervous. I could see his outline from outside of the black curtain which make me freak out even more. Once we walked in, Claire gave him a hug and I did too. We smiled for our picture and then as I was leaving he grabbed my hand and I looked into his eyes and I said, “Thank you so much. I love you so much,” and he looked into my eyes and said, “You’re welcome, I love you too. Enjoy the show.” I basically melted on the inside. As we were walking out I waved to Pattie but she looked busy. Then right when I walked up the steps we saw Alfredo! We ran up to him and asked him for a picture and he was so sweet. Fast forward – now we were in our seats and the concert started. It was absolutely amazing! During ‘Take you’ he pointed right at me and lowered his sunglasses! Me and Claire were dying! During ‘BAAB’ he touched me hand. My favorite part of the whole show was when he sang ‘Believe.’ It was so powerful and I just started to cry because of how long I had waited for this moment to happen and I was living it finally. The next morning after the concert I got on Twitter right away and I was definitely in post-concert depression mode. I was just so happy that that whole experience happened to me. Little ole me. If I can tell something to anyone who haven’t met Justin yet, it is to just never give up. Never stop trying to meet him because one day it will happen. I never thought I would have a picture of me and my idol but now I do and I have all the memories that just make me so happy everything I think of that day. Thank you to Justin. Without you I wouldn’t nearly be as happy as I always am. I wouldn’t trade that day for anything in the world. -Stephanie View post: Let me start off by telling you all a bit about myself. My name…
Faux News ain’t isht!!!!! Fox News Mocks 102-Year-Old’s Long Wait To Vote Via The Grio reports: Many Americans found the story of 102-year-old Desiline Victor to be heartwarming; the 102-year-old Miami woman, who was born in Haiti and labored as a farm worker before retiring, stood in line for hours waiting to vote last October, eliciting cheers when she finally emerged from the polling place with her “I voted” sticker. On Tuesday, she became the oldest person ever invited to attend the State of the Union. She was a guest of first lady Michelle Obama. However at Fox News, Desiline’s story was written off as a “non-issue.” On Fox News Radio’s Kilmeade & Friends, host Brian Kilmeade and Fox’s Martha MacCallum and Bill Hemmer laughed off the difficulties 102-year-old Desiline Victor endured in order to vote in the 2012 election. Victor, who was invited to the State of the Union address and whom President Obama applauded for enduring a long wait to vote, had to make two trips to the polls and wait in line for over three hours before she was able to cast her ballot. Discussing Victor, MacCallum wondered, “What’s the big deal?” and said, “This is such a non-issue. Ridiculous.” Hemmer added that at the State of the Union, “They held her up as a victim. What was she a victim of?” A non issue? Really??? Thank you, Desiline Victor for reminding us of where we’ve been and how far we must go to secure and exercise the right to vote in of all places, America. Is it any small wonder that Fox News have become such a laughing stock? Not really. These are the idiots who made fun of this incredible woman by the way…
Taylor Swift and her bear trap vagina….are in some fashion shoot for Elle, because people think she’s fabulous and a big deal….the CEO of her own company…writing love songs for tweens about the countless sex partners she’s had and pretended were boyfriends cuz it feels less slutty that way….and I don’t hate her for it…I don’t listen to the radio so it’s like she doesn’t exist to me…I just wish she was a little less successful, had a few more daddy issues and craved male attention outside of the comfort of her own home, but instead in the public, like a party slut poptart of yesteryear…cuz those girls had breast implants and flashed vagina…I’m talking to you Lohan and Britney….. Either way, here’s her boring, because boring is what she does, fashion shoot….
I am on Rihanna’s side when it comes to what she puts in her box….because I am an understanding dude….and realize that I don’t give a fuck about what Rihanna puts in her box….on any and all levels…seriously…I don’t think I would care if she put a loaded gun in her box and started playing Russian Roulette with her pussy cuz it is her only friend…..in efforts to die from the vag wound cuz she hates herself, what she’s become in some crazed rich person insanity…. You see cuz firstly, she’s a puppet on TV and not a real person….secondly, she’s a ghetto pile of trash who is built to have fist fights with her man….thirdly, I am not even convinced the Chris Brown thing was real, but that instead it was a platform to lauch her more “adult’ and serious post-umbrella pop tart shit….and it allowed her to be half naked a lot, smoke weed a lot, and everyone though “oh poor Rihanna” cuz everyone is an idiot who buys into this shit…..and no one realizes that in order to attain her level of fame…or have to be an evil soulless person…and I get it….we don’t want our kids believing that forgiving a man who beats a woman is right…and we don’t want our kids snuggling up next to guys who publicly admitted to choking a bitch out but never went to jail for it….and who I have a feeling have been making money off every one of her records….if someone would just investigate a little….so maybe we should turn off the TV, turn off the radio, put on some real music and not expose them to this evil Hollywood smut bullshit in the first fucking place….It is all lies…and even if dude beat the fuck out of her every night and still does…who fucking cares….and if she ends up murdered in one of his rage the lord has made her forgive, cuz she’s ignorant and into jesus like that….who fucking cares…she’s just livin’ her life….like her song said…oh my there’s so much truth to her work…she’s a real artist….fuck yourself. TO SEE MORE RIHANNA NIPPLE IN A HOT DRESS AT THE GRAMMYS FOLLOW THIS LINK
