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Jesus Take The Camera Phone: Officer’s Face Mauled After He Tries To Take Selfie With Dog

SMH. Man Mauled By Dog While Trying To Take Selfie With It When will people learn to leave these animals alone? Some dogs are not selfie friendly. According to The Daily Citizen: A Murray County Sheriff’s Office deputy is recovering after one of the department’s drug dogs bit him in the face on Monday. Maj. Greg Fowler said Brett Morrison sat down with the Malinois after several deputies and probation and parole officers had finished serving a large number of warrants. The dog routinely goes with officers during such events, Fowler said. Fowler said Morrison wanted to take his picture with the dog, so he knelt down with a camera phone and wrapped his arm around the dog’s neck. “It’s an act of aggression to them whenever you do that,” Fowler said. “The canine just responded by what was presented to him based on his training.” That response was to bite the lower part of Morrison’s face, ripping it up so badly he had to be taken to Hamilton Medical Center and eventually received several stitches, Fowler said. He said the dog’s handler didn’t have time to react before the dog attacked, but the dog quickly backed off once the handler gave a command to stop. Fowler said the dog is current on all of its shots and hadn’t bitten anyone before. Calling the situation “an unfortunate accident,” Fowler said Morrison is expected to be OK but is on pain medication. “They had to do quite a bit of stitching in the lip area where (it had been opened up) in a pretty good gash,” he said. “We’re praying for the deputy and everything to be fine with him. He’s recuperating well, and we’re sorry for the incident, but when you train animals, you train them to do certain things, and you don’t deviate from the training” At least he is recovering. We bet he won’t do that again. Shutterstock

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Random Ridiculousness: Woman Fakes Having Cancer And Scams Community Out Of $21K In Donations

What type of lowlife fakes cancer for donation money? Woman Fakes Cancer To Get Donations The fawked up part is, there are people with cancer who could really use that money. According to NY Daily News: Mindy Taylor wanted others to have a heart but didn’t appear to have one for anyone else. The 35-year-old married mother from Chillicothe, Ohio has been charged with felony theft after allegedly posing as a cancer patient and weaseling thousands of dollars in donations in a scheme said to have fooled her own family. The disturbing revelations of Taylor’s tear-jerker were revealed earlier this month after an anonymous tipster led to her surprisingly cancer-free medical records being subpoenaed, the Columbus Dispatch reported. By then, Taylor — who had claimed to be undergoing vigorous chemotherapy while fighting not only cancer of the small intestine but heart disease and lupus — had reportedly amassed at least $21,000 in donations. Ross County Prosecutor Matt Schmidt expressed his belief to the Dispatch that Taylor’s alleged pity party was quite possibly not all for cash. “I think she’s a hypochondriac and that she enjoyed the attention. Even now,” he told the paper. “Negative attention is still attention, right?” Her attorney, Jeff Benson, argued that she is sick. With what, he doesn’t appear to be so sure. If she needed money, she should have gotten off of her lazy azz and worked for it.

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Making It Rain On Them Hoes: College Student Pays Off Tuition With 500 Pounds Of Pennies [Video]

Hey, every little bit counts.

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Bird Beef: Phaedra Says Kenya Moore’s Dead Pooch Was “One Of Her Only Good Friends”

You know Kenya didn’t play about Velvet. Somebody’s wig getting pushed back. Phaedra Disses Kenya Over Her Dead Puppy Between getting her azz whooped by Porsha and Phaedra crackin’ jokes bout her dead dog…poor Kenya couldn’t catch a break at the reunion. According to Radar Online: Kenya Moore‘s explosive brawl with Porsha Williams wasn’t the only drama at The Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion. Before their fight, Moore faced off with Phaedra Parks, accusing her of being less-than-supportive when Moore’s puppy Velvet died. Moore explained why she didn’t invite Apollo Nida‘s wife to Velvet’s memorial. “There were certain things that were said that were really below the belt and extremely insensitive, uncalled for, and cruel,” Moore said. “For instance, Phaedra saying something about scrambled eggs. As a woman, who is trying to have a child and going through the process, and to make fun of the fact that that is an issue for me… I think that’s well below the belt. So I didn’t think it was appropriate for [her] to be there.” Parks insisted that she contacted the former Miss USA with her condolences about Velvet, who was killed by a neighbor’s vicious dog. “I felt really bad, and I reached out to her because, as a funeral director, I obviously bury animals, as well,” Parks explained. “I wanted her to know that I was very concerned about her.” “I knew that Velvet was her friend,” she said, before adding snarkily, “That was probably one of her only good friends.” “That’s not fair for you to say that. You know that that was an animal,” Moore snapped. “For you to say that was one of my only friends, that’s shade, and that’s inappropriate at this time. If you want to say something nice, then say something nice. But don’t be dirty about my dog!” Parks tried to argue back, but Moore had enough and told her to “shut the f—k up!” We can’t wait to see this drama-filled reunion.

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Jesus Take The Wheel: 6-Year-Old Boy Accidentally Shoots And Kills Woman With Gun He Found During Car Ride

Who leaves a gun in a car for a kid to find? 6-Year-Old Boy Accidentally Shoots And Kills Woman This is so tragic. According to Raw Story: A 6-year-old boy accidentally shot and killed a South Carolina woman after finding a gun in the back seat of a car. Investigators said the boy shot 22-year-old Alexandra Anita Santos, who was riding in the passenger seat of the car, on Thursday afternoon after finding the semiautomatic handgun. Police said the boy was the son of the driver, who was described as a friend of Santos. Authorities said the single shot went through the seat, struck the woman’s back, and traveled into her chest. The car was moving at the time of the shooting, police said. Investigators aren’t sure who owns the gun or why it was on the rear floorboard when the child found it. We all have to do better when it comes to keeping these guns out of the hands of children. S hutterstock

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Epic Fail: Man Taking Selfie Near Train Tracks Gets Kicked In The Head By Conductor [Video]

Ain’t that a kick in the head? Man Taking Selfie Near Train Tracks Gets Kicked In The Head Via HuffPo reports: An April 15 YouTube entry purports to show a man taking a video selfie near train tracks — and paying the price. User Jared Michael posted the video with the description, “I tried to take a selfie while a train passed a ‘safe’ distance behind. I guess I was still too close and got kicked in the head. I messed up.” Many commenters tell Michael that he got what he deserved and questioned his loco motive. At least one noted the possibility that the footage is fake, wondering why he was taking a video selfie. Heavy.com wrote, “Curiously, it’s the only video on Michael’s channel — one of the factors that is leading to speculation that the video might be a hoax.” The Daily Dot, meanwhile, broke down the video into several frames to assess whether the clip is real. At least the dummy didn’t get ran over by the train! YT

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Gladiator Gone Crazy: Columbus Short Allegedly Threatened To Murk His Wife With Knife Then Himself

Columbus clearly needs anger management. Columbus Short Threatened Wife With Murder-Suicide Dude beats the brakes off a man and now he has threatened to murk wifey? Even Olivia Pope couldn’t fix this. According to TMZ: “Scandal” star Columbus Short has been thrown out of his house and his wife has filed for divorce … after he allegedly put a knife to her throat last week and threatened to kill her and himself. According to a new restraining order — obtained by TMZ — Short got into it with his wife April 7 at their Chatsworth home, where she claims he came into her room intoxicated with a wine bottle in hand, acted like he was going to hit her with the bottle and then unloaded the wine on her. Tuere Short claims Columbus then ran to the kitchen for a knife, pinned her to the couch and began choking her. She says he then demanded they play a game he called “Truth or Truth.” He allegedly said if she lied he would stab her in the leg. She says he then started naming men he believed she was having affairs with. She denied them all but he allegedly then put the knife to her throat and threatened murder/suicide. As she tried escaping she says he slashed her tire. The restraining order requires Columbus to move out of the house. We’ve learned cops were there today to ensure the peace as he moved out. Tuere also filed for divorce Tuesday, citing irreconcilable differences and asking for sole custody of their 2-year-old daughter. In addition to the incident April 7th, Short has been charged with criminal domestic violence and child abuse for allegedly abusing Tuere while their child and his son were in the house. He pled not guilty. And he was arrested for yet another alleged domestic violence incident a few weeks earlier. It’s interesting … just last month — after the first 2 domestic violence arrests – Columbus and his wife put on a united front at The Grove in L.A. This is might be one of the ugliest celeb divorces of all time. We hope homie can tone down his anger and gets professional help. Check out the video below for more details. WENN

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Jesus Take The Wheel: 13-Year-Old Boy In Serious Condition After Being Shot Twice In The Head During Brooklyn Shootout

Sad and senseless. Boy Shot Twice In The Head In Brooklyn Crossfire It’s a shame this innocent boy could possibly die over senseless violence. According to NY Daily News: A 13-year-old was shot twice in the head in East Flatbush, Brooklyn, Monday when he was caught in the crossfire, cops and witnesses said. The teen was outside 1066 Flatbush Ave. with his mother around noon when he was shot once behind the ear and once in the eye, witnesses said. Pizzeria manager Rufino Salazar, 25, said the mother and blood-spattered son came running into Avenue Pizza II after the gunshots rang out. “He was shot in the right eye,” Salazar said. “She was screaming, ‘My boy is dying! My boy is dying!’” The teen, Gama Droiville, was taken to Kings County Hospital Center in serious but stable condition. Assitou Diallo, 49, was with her 10-year-old son outside the pizza shop when the bullets began flying. Diallo said she pushed her son inside the shop, and began trying to care for the wounded teen. “I was standing right there,” she said, pointing at the spot where the teen was struck. “It just missed me.” SMH.

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Wait, What? Texas Residents Asked To Consider Drinking Toilet Water Following Drought

Drinking potty water? That isht cray. Texas City Suffering Drought Asks Residents To Drink Toilet Water They really couldn’t come up with a better plan than this? via Daily Mail Grappling with a three-year drought, a North Texas city is awaiting word from the state to re-use wastewater, including some from toilet flushes, for drinking. Mother Nature’s been stingy with Wichita Falls, a city of about 104,000 near the Oklahoma border that’s about 34 inches behind on rainfall over the past three years. The wastewater re-use program will save a third of residents’ current daily usage, Schreiber said. Fifty percent of the water would come from toilets, dish and clothes washers, and sinks, showers and baths. One Wichita Falls woman resident can’t get past consuming water that would in part come from toilets . ‘Honestly, would anyone be OK drinking potty water?’ House of Flowers owner Karen Gibson said. ‘For my plants, that would be no problem. That would be a fertilizer, so to speak. I don’t think it could be any good for anybody’ to drink. If approved by state regulators, the re-use project will blend the wastewater with 50 percent from the city’s two reservoirs — Lake Arrowhead and Lake Kickapoo — in a four-step treatment method. Would you drink toilet water if you had no other choice? Shutterstock

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SMH: Even The Pope Is Taking Selfies Now! [Video]

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