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Caught Out There: Michael Vick’s Thirsty Sidepiece To Release Tell-All Book

Mike , learn how to handle your hoes better. Michael Vick’s Mistress To Release Book 2013 is the year of the desert thirsty hoes. Beyotch you let a man bust a nut into your kitty kat knowing he had another woman and now you want to pull a “superhead” and write a book? Hoe please. If anything you should be ashamed that you swallowed that man’s babies night after night. The below description was posted on Kickstarter to help raise funds to publish her book. According to Kickstarter Book that will reveal the secrets shared by NFL Quarterback Michael Vick with it’s keeper, Bella. Secrets that will shock the world. The non fiction novel will be about an NFL player who currently still plays as a starting Quarterback. After having a 10 year relationship with him, Bella now feels the need to move on with her own life. The one thing holding her back are all of the many secrets she kept inside for this man. Telling his secrets to Bella was his way of a release in order to move on with his own life. Need funds to cut out the middle man and self publish the novel. The novel will include personal documents such as love letters, photographs, text messages. The story is a personal account of the author’s true life experiences and relationship with a loved and hated NFL Quarterback. The secrets are personal and revealing them to the public will be a major step that will include a moral compass for the writer. All of the content is owned by the writer and therefore will not be a problem legally. The media will more than likely have a field day with this novel once it is written and the secrets of this Quarterback are made public knowledge. All of the chapters have been written and now the funding will allow for ebook and hardcopy publishing. It will also allow for personal materials to be included in the novel. Want to have the freedom to be able to publish in detail what was ten years worth of material that will serve as proof of what the secrets reveal. This sidepiece needs to learn that not very hoe can be a bestselling author. If she publishes a book, will you be reading?

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Stop The Violence: Woman Brutally Stabbed To Death On Hollywood Walk Of Fame After Being Attacked Over $1

Woman Stabbed To Death In Hollywood After Dispute Over $1 A California woman in her early 20′s was fatally attacked on Tuesday night after stopping to take a photograph of a cardboard sign being held up by a group of men. The men apparently became violent and stabbed her to death when she refused to pay them $1 to take their picture. via L.A. Times Three men are expected to be charged Friday in connection with the stabbing death of a woman next to the Hollywood Walk of Fame. The three men were arrested in connection with the death of 23-year-old Christine Darlene Calderon after police said the men attacked her Tuesday night on Hollywood Boulevard. Charges are expected to be filed Friday with arraignment likely the same day, authorities said. Authorities said Calderon was strolling down the Walk of Fame with a coworker after sunset when an amusing cardboard sign caught her eye. She pulled out her cellphone to snap a picture of men displaying signs asking for money with four-letter insults and a smiley face, they said. Moments later, according to law enforcement sources, one of the men demanded that she pay $1 for the pictures. When she refused, police say, two of the men allegedly pinned Calderon’s coworker against a wall, while the third jumped on top of Calderon, knocking her onto the pavement. When she got up to run away, authorities said, blood was gushing from a stab wound in her midsection.  She collapsed a few feet from the terrazzo Walk of Fame stars. She was pronounced dead at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center three hours later. Such a senseless and sad way for this woman to lose her life. People really are losing their minds more and everyday. Shutterstock

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Stop The Violence: Woman Brutally Stabbed To Death On Hollywood Walk Of Fame After Being Attacked Over $1

No Love: Bad Gal Ri Ri Unapologetic For Busting “Grab Happy” Fan Upside The Head

Ri Ri doesn’t have one phuck to give. Do you blame her? If someone grabbed us and wouldn’t let go, we’d Hulk Hogan leg drop on that hoe. Ri Ri is here to entertain you, but she is not your phucking rag doll. We wonder how that poor fan feels who probably didn’t mean any harm. Hope she’s not two seconds away from slitting her wrists and drinking her own blood. At least Ri Ri didn’t ether her like that fan who attacked her family….that was some ugly ish. Instagram

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No Love: Bad Gal Ri Ri Unapologetic For Busting “Grab Happy” Fan Upside The Head

She Got That Good Good: 9 Celebrity Men Who Are Hypnotized By The Kitty Kat

The box can make men do some strange things. It’s okay to love your significant other, but some men are so blinded by the kitty kat, they will fight a ninja quick. Here are 9 celebrity men addicted to the box.

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WTF?! Crazy Massachusetts Broad Fakes Kidnapping And Locks Herself In Trunk Claiming She Was “Intoxicated By Fear” Of Getting DUI

What the hell was in HER cup?! Massachusetts Woman Admits To Faking Kidnapping After Being Found Locked In Her Own Car Trunk Via ABCNews A woman faked her own kidnapping because she was “intoxicated by fear” of getting caught driving under the influence, police told ABC News. The Beverly Police Department in Massachusetts charged Maria Brayfield, 24, with filling a false police report on Monday. “She maintained that she was kidnapped until she was questioned by our department’s criminal investigations unit,” said department spokesman Officer Michael Boccuzzi. That is when Brayfield confessed, he said. “She said she was ‘intoxicated by fear’ and that she was afraid she had been driving under the influence,” Boccuzzi said. Police could not confirm if Brayfield had been actually driving while intoxicated. Brayfield was found early Monday morning on the side of a highway by two men. Wait, what?!? “The two men found a white Ford Focus parked along side the highway. They thought it was an accident so went up to the car to help. They heard screams from the back of the car, broke the rear window, and found the woman locked in the back of the hatchback,” Boccuzzi said. Brayfield told the two men she had been kidnapped. “She told them that two men dressed in black and wearing masks abducted her from her apartment, forced her to drive her own car, and then locked her in the back. She repeated this story to officers who arrived on the scene,” the cop said. Brayfield recanted her story later in the day after police questioned her, Boccuzzi said. The Beverly Police Department are conducting no further investigation. Brayfield is due to appear in court at a later date. At least she said they were “DRESSED in black” and not “black men”. B!t$# put the Molly water DOWN! SMH Image via Shutterstock

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Some Family Fawkery: New Mexico Woman Confronts Burglar And Rips Off His Mask To Find Out It’s Her Grandson

Granny don’t play that…. New Mexico Woman Confronts Burglar And Finds Out It’s Her Grandson A New Mexico woman who confronted an intruder who broke into her home was shocked and appauled when she ripped off the man’s mask to find her own grandson. via Fox News Police say a New Mexico woman who confronted a masked intruder in her home stumbled upon a shocking discovery when she ripped off his disguise — the robber was her grandson. KRQE-TV reports that 22-year-old Thomas Clark is facing robbery charges after police say he stole his grandmother’s purse during a bizarre robbery at an Albuquerque home. According to police, the woman confronted Clark, dressed in black with a purple bandana over his face, last week when he broke into her home. Police say the woman yanked off the mask but Clark pushed her and fled with her purse.  He was arrested later at his parents’ home. Police say he confessed and said he did it for casino money. It doesn’t get much lower than trying to rob your own grandmother. SMH! Shutterstock Continue reading

On The Party Scene: Video Director And Fashion Designer Va$htie, Melanie Fiona And Others Party It Up At Team Epiphany’s Summer Fridays Event

Celebrities like Melanie Fiona turned up for Team Epiphany’s Summer Fridays. Friday, June 14th marked the second installment of Team Epiphany’s highly anticipated event series, #SummerFridays. Video director and fashion designer Va$htie, and Oscar Sanchez hosted the house party-themed event, which was presented in conjunction with Greenlabel’s Culture, and 1992—a series of monthly parties started by Va$htie and Oscar, that celebrate the ‘90s. Roc Nation’s Melanie Fiona and Creative Control video director, Coodie Smmions, attended the event. The remaining #SummerFridays will be hosted by nightlife purveyor, Legendary Damon; and NYC photographer, Kirill Was Here. #SummerFridays patrons will enjoy themed events through the month of June include a midday yacht excursion, a house party theme soiree, a bass-filled trap party and a Brooklyn luau. Music at the event will be provided by DJ Wonder and Va$htie. Check out Roc Nation Diva Melanie Fiona and Va$htie getting their steez on below. Photos: Mel D. Cole/ Villageslum

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On The Party Scene: Video Director And Fashion Designer Va$htie, Melanie Fiona And Others Party It Up At Team Epiphany’s Summer Fridays Event

SMH: Crooked Azz Correction Officers Popped For Selling That Sticky Icky To Inmates

There will be no piff-puffin in jail . Correction Officers Arrested For Dealing Drugs To Inmates According to The NY Post Two city correction officers were charged today with dealing pot to inmates on Rikers Island. Austin Romain and Khalif Phillips, both 31, were busted while on the job after getting ratted out by jailhouse snitches who were their alleged customers. Both guards operated independently of each other but used similar methods to sell marijuana and other contraband — including scalpels and tobacco — to prisoners inside maximum-security facilities at the jail complex, according to the Manhattan U.S. Attorney’s Office. Both men arranged to get paid by the jailbirds’ wives and girlfriends — usually via Western Union money transfers — then smuggled the drugs onto Rikers and hid them inside garbage pails, light fixtures and lockers, court papers said. The inmates would then retrieve the drugs from the drop spots, court papers said. Romain was accused of selling marijuana he purchased on his own for between $300 and $800 an ounce — depending on its quality — while Phillips was accused of charging $1,000 to pass along a package of pot provided to him. Their arrests capped a two-year probe into by the federal Drug Enforcement Agency and the city Department of Investigation, with DOI Commissioner Rose Gill Hearn noting that they bring the number of Department of Corrections employees busted on contraband charges in the past decade to 30. Romain and Phillips were being held overnight pending court appearances today. If convicted, each faces up to 10 years in the slammer. I guess these ninjas thought they were officer Ricky Rozay and by dealing drugs their rap career would blow up too….not.

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SMH: Crooked Azz Correction Officers Popped For Selling That Sticky Icky To Inmates

Filtered Flicks: This Week’s Most Stylish On Instagram (Lance Gross Color Blocks, Beyonce Parties With Yeezus, And More!)

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Elsewhere In The World: Columbian Man Selling His Man Meant For $20,000 To Fund Trip To Europe

Man Selling His Private Parts To Fund Europe Trip Fellas, how much is your long johnson worth? A Colombia man is slangin’ his D for dollars for a cool $20k. via Huffington Post A poet in Colombia wants to go to Europe so much that he’s willing to fund the trip in a very ballsy way: selling his t*st*cles. Rafael Medina Brochero, 52, is selling the matching set of semen-producing genitalia for the lump sum of $20,000 to fund a European tour in which he’ll participate in “Poetry for Peace in Colombia,” according to ColombiaReports.com. Brochero did not say whether the surgery would be covered in the $20,000, but he said the presumedly used testes might be able to be transplanted into a sterile person or used to make soup, Yahoo! Australia reported. Who knew a bowl of scrotum soup would run you $20,000. Wonder if it tastes like chicken…. Shutterstock

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Elsewhere In The World: Columbian Man Selling His Man Meant For $20,000 To Fund Trip To Europe