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Kush Chronic-les: NYPD Makes $10 Million Dollar Mary Jane Bust

That’s a pretty big growing operation considering that they were in New York. The NYPD helped seize $10 million worth of pot plants from upstate hydroponic farms and arrest more than a dozen people. A strike force of federal agents, city cops and Sullivan County police swooped down on five homes two hours north of Manhattan. Officials said the ring distributed the pot mostly in New York City, but dealt as far away as Philadelphia. Each plant produced a pound of pot worth anywhere from $600 to $1,200 on the street. Sixteen people, including 14 undocumented immigrants from South America, were arrested on federal drug charges during the sweep by the Organized Crime Drug Enforcement Strike Force. The suspects were awaiting arraignment in U.S. District Court in White Plains on Wednesday. Authorities were tipped off while a detective from the Sullivan County Sheriff’s Office and Drug Enforcement Administration agents were checking out suspected drug locations. They investigated a car parked outside one of the locations – and immediately smelled marijuana. “The odor was pungent,” said a law enforcement source. “It was so strong there was no mistake.” After interviewing the men inside the car, agents armed with federal search warrants hit five locations in Mamakating, Lumberland and Highland townships. Man those undocumented workers from South America probably had that bomb batch of chronic! Source

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Jesus Take The Wheel: Man Dies While Attempting To Revive His Dead Wife!!!

Well, damn… OYCE, Wash. — Authorities in Washington state said a man who called 911 to report that his wife had collapsed apparently suffered a heart attack and died as he was trying to revive her. The Clallam County Sheriff’s Office said when deputies and medics arrived eight minutes later on Wednesday night at the home near Joyce, they found the man slumped over her body. He apparently had been attempting CPR. Both died. He was 60. She was 59. Their names weren’t released because family members had not been told. The Peninsula Daily News reported the deaths appear to be from natural causes and no crime is suspected. R.I.P. to this loving couple. Sad story. But at least he went out showing how much he cared for her. *wipes tear* Source

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WTF?!?! Sick F*cker In Atlanta Is Sentenced To 12 Consecutive Life Sentences For A String Of Rapes!

Bout time a jury gave out an appropriate sentence for this sick sh*t that’s going on out here!! A serial rapist who terrorized women along the Fulton Industrial Boulevard corridor was sentenced Thursday to 12 consecutive life terms without parole. Marvin Martin, a 33-year-old truck driver, received his sentence from Fulton County Superior Court Judge Constance Russell after jurors convicted him Wednesday of rape, aggravated sodomy, kidnapping and aggravated assault with intent to rape in connection with the rape of seven women. The crimes began in 2005 and ended in 2009. Prosecutors said Martin searched for women along Fulton Industrial Boulevard, an area where prostitution is common, and either coaxed them or forced them into his truck. Usually he was driving his work truck, a white 18-wheeler. Once he got them inside the truck, Martin would pull a gun or knife and rape the women, prosecutors said. How did the police ever find Martin you ask? The case was solved in 2009 when police, acting on a tip, were able to link Martin to the crimes through a unique Department of Transportation number imprinted on his truck. A victim then identified Martin in a photo lineup. When Martin was arrested, he was ordered to give a DNA sample. “His DNA was then entered into a computer database and was a positive match for six other outstanding rape cases,” the Fulton County District Attorney’s office said in a release. Have a happy a**-f*cking scumbag!! Source

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Robert De Niro Says: ‘You Think You’re Gonna Steal From Me And Get Away With It?? Fuhgeddaboudit!!

(Robert De Niro Sr.) Legendary actor Robert De Niro will appear in court in front of “your honor” to defend his father’s estate from some money-grubbin’ buchiach (see b*tch ). You cross-examinin’ me?! Actor Robert De Niro will be the star witness — literally — in Manhattan Supreme Court today when he testifies against an art-gallery director accused of swiping two of his artist father’s paintings, The Post has learned. The Oscar-winning “Raging Bull” and “Meet the Fockers” star will testify against Leigh Morse, charged with grand larceny for allegedly selling two paintings by De Niro’s late father, Robert De Niro Sr. She allegedly pocketed the $77,000 sale price without passing a penny to the actor, who administers the father’s estate, prosecutors said. Morse allegedly swiped the cash while she was director at the defunct Salander-O’Reilly Galleries, the sole handler for the paintings of De Niro Sr. Morse told a San Francisco gallery to wire the total $77,000 sale price for the paintings — “Guitar Case” and “Landscape with Pink Field” — directly into her personal bank account and never told De Niro, prosecutors allege. The buyers of the artwork were unnamed. “You will hear from Robert De Niro himself that the estate was never paid for those sales,” Assistant District Attorney Kenn Kern told jurors in opening statements yesterday. De Niro is expected to take the stand in the afternoon, said a source familiar with the case. Morse worked for notorious Upper East Side gallery giant Lawrence Salander, who pleaded guilty a year ago to a $100 million trail of larceny in what prosecutors had called the most massive fraud scheme in local art-industry history. Ohhhh so this heffer was trained to steal by one of the best. Now we get it. Leigh Morse gonna sleep with the fishes if she doesn’t come up with 77 large asap! Caption this hilarious picture of Robert De Niro. Source

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What The Hell??? Crazy Florida Man Arrested For Stealing A Bag Of Dildos From His Boss’ Trailer

Along with the bag of dildos, this guy stole two laptops and a wig: Meet Mitchell Tice. The beaming Florida Keys man, 40, was arrested last night and charged with stealing a box of sex toys. Tice, a breakfast cook, allegedly swiped the items in January after breaking into a utility trailer owned by a couple for whom he then worked. Tice also allegedly pinched two laptop computers and a wig, according to a Monroe County Sheriff’s Office report excerpted here. Tice was linked to the theft after his girlfriend, Pshantel Scott, told detectives that her beau “had placed a bag of dildo’s (sex toys) under their bed.” Scott, 38, added that Tice told her he stole the sex toys “from his boss’s trailer.” Scott turned over the hot items, which “were placed into property.” The sex toys were later shown to the restaurant owners, who “positively identified the items as theirs.” Charged with felony burglary and two misdemeanor counts, Tice is being held in lieu of $4000 bond at a county lockup. WTF is going on with people in Florida these days??? Source

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Which Rapper Was All Up In Aubrey O’Day’s French Vanilla Guts??

During a pre-recorded interview with Power 105.1′s The Breakfast Club this morning, Aubrey HO’Day admitted what we’ve all pretty much known since Season 2 of Making The Band 3 : Aubrey has f*cked a rapper. She claims it was only one and that contrary to popular belief, it was not Diddy. Based on Aubrey’s hints – he’s “way finer” than Diddy and a better rapper; he’s “iconic in his own right”; and he is easily identifiable by the region he represents – and rumors and photos we’ve seen and heard in the past, we’ve narrowed Aubrey’s Hip-Hop conquest down to five artists. Flip through and let us know who you think it was.

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Stop The Violence: Daughter Of Kandi’s Late Fiance A.J. Jewell Shot In Atlanta

The family of Kandi Burruss ‘ late fiance A.J. Jewell has been hit by tragedy once again. A 15-year-old Stone Mountain girl was in critical condition Monday at Grady Memorial Hospital. Asheley Jewell was riding in a car with friends Saturday night when police say someone from another vehicle opened fire. Investigators said Jewell was riding in a car with friends on Old National Highway when another vehicle started chasing the car. Someone in the vehicle opened fire on the car Jewell was riding in, shooting the teen in the back of the head. Jewell was transported to the hospital in critical condition. Police said road rage may be a possible motive in the case. Jewell is the daughter of the late A.J. Jewell, the man who died after a fight outside an Atlanta strip club . Jewell was the one-time fiancé of Real Housewives of Atlanta cast member, Kandi Burruss. SMH. We hope this little girl makes pulls out and makes a speedy recovery. Source

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In Sick F**k News: New York Camp Counselor Charged With Molesting A 5 Year Old Camper

Surprise, surprise a fat, sick, pervert camp counselor, SMH… This head counselor — perched comfortably on a child’s playset in a photo posted on a Brooklyn day camp’s Web site — was named by prosecutors yesterday as a sexual deviant. Joseph Passof, a retired New York City schoolteacher known by the nickname “Uncle Joe,” is accused of molesting a 5-year-old boy in a bathroom last summer, authorities said. The counselor was slapped with a slew of sex-abuse charges for the heinous July assault, in which he allegedly sneaked up behind his young victim and attacked him in front of a 4-year-old camper. “That’s Uncle Joe, bad person,” the young witness told investigators when he was shown a photograph of Passof, police sources said. This head counselor — perched comfortably on a child’s playset in a photo posted on a Brooklyn day camp’s Web site — was named by prosecutors yesterday as a sexual deviant. Joseph Passof, a retired New York City schoolteacher known by the nickname “Uncle Joe,” is accused of molesting a 5-year-old boy in a bathroom last summer, authorities said. The counselor was slapped with a slew of sex-abuse charges for the heinous July assault, in which he allegedly sneaked up behind his young victim and attacked him in front of a 4-year-old camper. “That’s Uncle Joe, bad person,” the young witness told investigators when he was shown a photograph of Passof, police sources said. Word? So you’re just gonna try to flip it on the kids and make it like they were on some suspect ish huh? Somebody lock this old a** man up somewhere where they can show him some “hospitality” Source

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In Sick F**k News: New York Camp Counselor Charged With Molesting A 5 Year Old Camper

Surprise, surprise a fat, sick, pervert camp counselor, SMH… This head counselor — perched comfortably on a child’s playset in a photo posted on a Brooklyn day camp’s Web site — was named by prosecutors yesterday as a sexual deviant. Joseph Passof, a retired New York City schoolteacher known by the nickname “Uncle Joe,” is accused of molesting a 5-year-old boy in a bathroom last summer, authorities said. The counselor was slapped with a slew of sex-abuse charges for the heinous July assault, in which he allegedly sneaked up behind his young victim and attacked him in front of a 4-year-old camper. “That’s Uncle Joe, bad person,” the young witness told investigators when he was shown a photograph of Passof, police sources said. This head counselor — perched comfortably on a child’s playset in a photo posted on a Brooklyn day camp’s Web site — was named by prosecutors yesterday as a sexual deviant. Joseph Passof, a retired New York City schoolteacher known by the nickname “Uncle Joe,” is accused of molesting a 5-year-old boy in a bathroom last summer, authorities said. The counselor was slapped with a slew of sex-abuse charges for the heinous July assault, in which he allegedly sneaked up behind his young victim and attacked him in front of a 4-year-old camper. “That’s Uncle Joe, bad person,” the young witness told investigators when he was shown a photograph of Passof, police sources said. Word? So you’re just gonna try to flip it on the kids and make it like they were on some suspect ish huh? Somebody lock this old a** man up somewhere where they can show him some “hospitality” Source

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Stay In School Kids!: Northwestern University Professor Offers Live Demonstration On The Use Of Sex Toys During Class!

Sounds like a helluva way to “educate” yourself… A Northwestern University psychology professor was in hot water Thursday for an after-class session in which a couple demonstrated the use of a sex toy. University President Morton Schapiro said he was “troubled and disappointed” by the February 21 incident and had ordered an investigation. “Many members of the Northwestern community are disturbed by what took place on our campus,” Schapiro said in a statement. “So am I.” Professor J. Michael Bailey provided his own account of the optional event in his human sexuality course, saying he wants students to learn about sexual diversity and information from “real people.” Students who witnessed the incident had been told repeatedly by a guest speaker what was about to happen would be graphic, the professor said in a statement. About 100 students chose to attend following a larger lecture, affiliate WGN said. The guest speaker at the demonstration had this to say: “We gave them plenty of warning. We had nobody leave at that point,” Melvoin-Berg told CNN Chicago affiliate WLS, adding the demonstration was meant to be educational. “We only got positive feedback, 100% positive feedback during and after. The students were respectful. They were smart and asked good questions, intelligent questions and seemed engaged in the idea of human sexuality,” Of course at least 1 student was a hater: “For me, I’m glad I didn’t see it. It was a little too explicit for me, and if I were in the class, if I would have stayed for the demonstration, I probably would have left. I know a couple of my friends did get up and leave,” student Diana Lorenzini told CNN affiliate WLS. At least one student wasn’t a f**king prude: Brianne Williams, another student, said “Dr. Michael Bailey is one of our finest professors here, and his class is about opening people’s minds up.” The school president goes on to say: “Although the incident took place in an after-class session that students were not required to attend and students were advised in advance, several times, of the explicit nature of the activity, I feel it represented extremely poor judgment on the part of our faculty member,” Schapiro said in his statement. “I simply do not believe this was appropriate, necessary or in keeping with Northwestern University’s academic mission.” These are students, but they are also grown a** people, and if they want to spend time out of class learning how to properly bust one off, then who is the University to complain? C’mon Schapiro, orgasms are good for morale… Do you think there is anything wrong with the demonstration??? Source

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