While most of the Fourth of July holiday audiences are flocking to the reboot of The Lone Ranger (2013), don’t expect any nudity in that PG-13 buddy flick. Your only option for SKINema comes from the limited release Look of Love (2013), which features a smorgasbord of English Tea&A from Brit babes like Tamsin Egerton , Anna Friel , and more. More after the jump!
This ranks among the cutest Beyonce and Blue Ivy Carter Tumblr photos to date. The 31-year-old star, who’s been known to share an adorable pic or two, recently posted a shot of herself and her one-year-old daughter in the hot tub. Check out the black-and-white picture below and prepare for cute overload … Bey can be seen holding Blue Ivy against her chest in the water, maternal and fashionable as ever. As for Blue getting a sibling this year? Don’t bank on it. She also recently posted a Tumblr photo of herself drinking wine with Jay-Z , no doubt a subtle response to the apparently erroneous pregnancy rumors.
Johnny Depp hits the half-century mark today. One of Hollywood’s favorite actors for years, the Kentucky native is showing no signs of slowing down as he enters his sixth decade on this ninth of June. A critical and fan favorite, he was 2012’s highest-paid actor while winning Best Actor at the Golden Globes for Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street . He also claimed the SAG Award for Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl , and can be seen this summer with Armie Hammer in The Lone Ranger . Not bad for a 50-year-old. He’s also reportedly dating Amber Heard , his gorgeous Rum Diary co-star, after both thespians ended their respective, long-term relationships last year. Between Depp, Brad Pitt (49), Tom Cruise (50) and George Clooney (52), it’s looks like 50 is the new 30 for Hollywood leading men these days. Happy birthday Johnny!
I can only assume that you used to masturbate to the Power Rangers, hoping they were girls under the costume and not asian dudes who knew how to karate. Because you are a fucking pervert and kids shows are your porn. So you’ll probably have no interest in seeing some of the stars from the Power Rangers, Cristina Masterson the Pink Power Ranger and Ciara Hanna The Yellow Power Ranger in bikinis for social media, because you prefer them in costume…with helmet and all…it is all part of your weirdness.
I can only assume that you used to masturbate to the Power Rangers, hoping they were girls under the costume and not asian dudes who knew how to karate. Because you are a fucking pervert and kids shows are your porn. So you’ll probably have no interest in seeing some of the stars from the Power Rangers, Cristina Masterson the Pink Power Ranger and Ciara Hanna The Yellow Power Ranger in bikinis for social media, because you prefer them in costume…with helmet and all…it is all part of your weirdness.
File this under Lance Armstrong image-tarnishing news you didn’t see coming. Comedienne April Macie said, on Howard Stern’s radio show Monday, that the disgraced cyclist once asked her to perform a lewd sex act on him. What was said act, you ask? You’re not going to believe the details. Macie, a frequent guest on the Howard Stern Show , claims that Lance Armstrong once asked her to lick his butt in a hotel bathroom. Seriously. She and a friend allegedly enjoyed a night out in L.A. with Lance “5-6 years ago,” and eventually returned to his hotel room … where $h!t got weird. “I went to use the bathroom, and I went in and Lance was bent over a bathtub and she was just face deep in his a**hole. I was terrified,” she said. “Then he said [to her]: ‘Does your friend want in on a round too?’” “I was like: ‘Of taint tickling? I’m gonna take a pass’ … I think it’s hilarious that he would ask without even knowing my first name … to eat his a**hole.” “Like: ‘Do you want in on a round too? Of **hole eating? I got pretty for the evening. I didn’t know he was going to ask me to eat his asshole later on.”” Macie’s hotel bathroom horror story is just the latest in a series of public humiliations for Lance Armstrong, who is now facing a number of lawsuits. He’s also been abandoned by many friends and sponsors who supported him during his cycling career, in which he won seven Tour de France titles. He admitted using performance-enhancing drugs in an interview with Oprah this year, a long-awaited confession meant to facilitate his return to sports. Whether that works out for the colossal fraud remains to be seen. Allegations of ass-eating requests won’t exactly help his image rehab, in any case.
The new trailer for The Lone Ranger has arrived! Watch it below: The Lone Ranger Trailer – New Armie Hammer stars as John Reid, the classic character from TV and radio. When Reid is left for dead in the dessert, he is saved by a Native American named Tonto, played by Johnny Depp, and begins a life of vigilante justice. William Fichtner, Tom Wilkinson, Barry Pepper, Mason Cook, Ruth Wilson, Helena Bonham Carter, and James Badge Dale also star. Gore Verbinski directs the film, which premieres July 3.
In the latest round of Awards, the Broadcast Film Critics Association gave their nominations for the 18th annual Critics’ Choice Movie Awards, with Steven Spielberg ‘s Lincoln leading the pack with 13 nominations, including Best Picture and Best Actor for Daniel Day-Lewis as well as Best Supporting Actor for Tommy Lee Jones and Best Supporting Actress for Sally Field . Les Misérables followed with 11 nominations from the organization, including Best Picture, Best Actor for Hugh Jackman and Best Supporting Actress for Anne Hathaway . [ Related: LA Film Critics Name ‘Amour’ Best Picture, Boost ‘The Master,’ Jazz Up Oscar Race ] David O. Russell’s Silver Linings Playbook also proved strong with 10 nominations including Best Picture, Best Actor for Bradley Cooper, Best Actress for Jennifer Lawrence and Best Supporting Actor for Robert De Niro. And Life of Pi followed up with nine nods, while Argo , The Master and Skyfall followed with seven nominations each. “This has been a truly spectacular year in filmmaking and our voters had an embarrassment of riches to choose from,” said BFCA President Joey Berlin in a statement. “To recognize the remarkable achievements across every genre of filmmaking we have added several new categories this year, including often overlooked performances in Comedy and Action. And to add even more fun, we’re letting fans in on the voting in one special category.” [ Related: Oscar Index: ‘Zero Dark’ Domination & McConaughey’s ‘Magic’ Moves ] The winners will be announced live at the Critics’ Choice Movie Awards ceremony on Thursday, January 10, 2013 from the Barker Hangar in Santa Monica, Calif. The show will broadcast live on The CW Network. The 18th Annual Critics’ Choice Movie Awards Nominees: BEST PICTURE Argo Beasts of the Southern Wild Django Unchained Les Misérables Life of Pi Lincoln The Master Moonrise Kingdom Silver Linings Playbook Zero Dark Thirty BEST ACTOR Bradley Cooper – “Silver Linings Playbook” Daniel Day-Lewis – “Lincoln” John Hawkes – “The Sessions” Hugh Jackman – “Les Misérables” Joaquin Phoenix – “The Master” Denzel Washington – “Flight” [ Related: ‘Zero Dark Thirty’ Takes Top National Board Of Review Honors ] BEST ACTRESS Jessica Chastain – “Zero Dark Thirty” Marion Cotillard – “Rust and Bone” Jennifer Lawrence – “Silver Linings Playbook” Emmanuelle Riva – “Amour” Quvenzhané Wallis – “Beasts of the Southern Wild” Naomi Watts – “The Impossible” BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR Alan Arkin – “Argo” Javier Bardem – “Skyfall” Robert De Niro – “Silver Linings Playbook” Philip Seymour Hoffman – “The Master” Tommy Lee Jones – “Lincoln” Matthew McConaughey – “Magic Mike” BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS Amy Adams – “The Master” Judi Dench – “Skyfall” Ann Dowd – “Compliance” Sally Field – “Lincoln” Anne Hathaway – “Les Misérables” Helen Hunt – “The Sessions” [ Related: NY Film Critics Circle Spices Up Oscar Race With ‘Zero Dark Thirty’ Best Picture Pick ] BEST YOUNG ACTOR/ACTRESS Elle Fanning – “Ginger & Rosa” Kara Hayward – “Moonrise Kingdom” Tom Holland – “The Impossible” Logan Lerman – “The Perks of Being a Wallflower” Suraj Sharma – “Life of Pi” Quvenzhané Wallis – “Beasts of the Southern Wild” BEST ACTING ENSEMBLE Argo The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel Les Misérables Lincoln Moonrise Kingdom Silver Linings Playbook BEST DIRECTOR Ben Affleck – “Argo” Kathryn Bigelow – “Zero Dark Thirty” Tom Hooper – “Les Misérables” Ang Lee – “Life of Pi” David O. Russell – “Silver Linings Playbook” Steven Spielberg – “Lincoln” BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY Quentin Tarantino – “Django Unchained” John Gatins – “Flight” Rian Johnson – “Looper” Paul Thomas Anderson – “The Master” Wes Anderson & Roman Coppola – “Moonrise Kingdom” Mark Boal – “Zero Dark Thirty” BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY Chris Terrio – “Argo” David Magee – “Life of Pi” Tony Kushner – “Lincoln” Stephen Chbosky – “The Perks of Being a Wallflower” David O. Russell – “Silver Linings Playbook” BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY “Les Misérables” – Danny Cohen “Life of Pi” – Claudio Miranda “Lincoln” – Janusz Kaminski “The Master” – Mihai Malaimare Jr. “Skyfall” – Roger Deakins BEST ART DIRECTION “Anna Karenina” – Sarah Greenwood/Production Designer; Katie Spencer/Set Decorator “The Hobbit” – Dan Hennah/Production Designer; Ra Vincent & Simon Bright/Set Decorators “Les Misérables” – Eve Stewart/Production Designer; Anna Lynch-Robinson/Set Decorator “Life of Pi” – David Gropman/Production Designer; Anna Pinnock/Set Decorator “Lincoln” – Rick Carter/Production Designer; Jim Erickson/Set Decorator BEST EDITING “Argo” – William Goldenberg “Les Misérables” – Melanie Ann Oliver and Chris Dickens “Life of Pi” – Tim Squyres “Lincoln” – Michael Kahn “Zero Dark Thirty” – William Goldenberg and Dylan Tichenor BEST COSTUME DESIGN “Anna Karenina” – Jacqueline Durran “Cloud Atlas” – Kym Barrett and Pierre-Yves Gayraud “The Hobbit” – Bob Buck, Ann Maskrey and Richard Taylor “Les Misérables” – Paco Delgado “Lincoln” – Joanna Johnston BEST MAKEUP Cloud Atlas The Hobbit Les Misérables Lincoln BEST VISUAL EFFECTS The Avengers Cloud Atlas The Dark Knight Rises The Hobbit Life of Pi BEST ANIMATED FEATURE Brave Frankenweenie Madagascar 3 ParaNorman Rise of the Guardians Wreck-It Ralph BEST ACTION MOVIE The Avengers The Dark Knight Rises Looper Skyfall BEST ACTOR IN AN ACTION MOVIE Christian Bale – “The Dark Knight Rises” Daniel Craig – “Skyfall” Robert Downey Jr. – “The Avengers” Joseph Gordon-Levitt – “Looper” Jake Gyllenhaal – “End of Watch” BEST ACTRESS IN AN ACTION MOVIE Emily Blunt – “Looper” Gina Carano – “Haywire” Judi Dench – “Skyfall” Anne Hathaway – “The Dark Knight Rises” Jennifer Lawrence – “The Hunger Games” BEST COMEDY Bernie Silver Linings Playbook Ted This Is 40 21 Jump Street BEST ACTOR IN A COMEDY Jack Black – “Bernie” Bradley Cooper – “Silver Linings Playbook” Paul Rudd – “This Is 40” Channing Tatum – “21 Jump Street” Mark Wahlberg – “Ted” BEST ACTRESS IN A COMEDY Mila Kunis – “Ted” Jennifer Lawrence – “Silver Linings Playbook” Shirley MacLaine – “Bernie” Leslie Mann – “This Is 40” Rebel Wilson – “Pitch Perfect” BEST SCI-FI/HORROR MOVIE The Cabin in the Woods Looper Prometheus BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM Amour The Intouchables A Royal Affair Rust and Bone BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE Bully The Central Park Five The Imposter The Queen of Versailles Searching for Sugar Man West of Memphis BEST SONG “For You” – performed by Keith Urban/written by Monty Powell & Keith Urban – Act of Valor “Learn Me Right” – performed by Birdy with Mumford & Sons/written by Mumford & Sons – Brave “Skyfall” – performed by Adele/written by Adele Adkins & Paul Epworth – Skyfall “Still Alive” – performed by Paul Williams/written by Paul Williams – Paul Williams Still Alive “Suddenly” – performed by Hugh Jackman/written by Claude-Michel Schonberg & Alain Boublil & Herbert Kretzmer – Les Misérables BEST SCORE “Argo” – Alexandre Desplat “Life of Pi” – Mychael Danna “Lincoln” – John Williams “The Master” – Jonny Greenwood “Moonrise Kingdom” – Alexandre Desplat
Can Johnny Depp and Gore Verbinski do for cowboys and Indians what they previously did for pirates? We’ll find out soon enough, as today we have proof that the troubled, years-in-development new version of The Lone Ranger will actually hit theaters. A new full-length trailer for next summer’s The Lone Ranger hit the web today, and it’s full of everything you’ve come to expect from the people who convinced us that the British East India Company operated in the West indies. It’s definitely an original story, but it’s also apparent that the film will treat the desert of west Texas with the same kind of cheesy awe that the Pirates films did the Caribbean, which is fine by me. The trailer shows us how Tonto and Kemosabe become pals, how the Ranger takes up the mask, and how the west Texas (actually, New Mexico) desert has some rather spectacular scenery. Incidentally, despite seeing more of Armie Hammer’s Ranger, I’m still getting the impression that Tonto is the main character. If that turns out to be the case, it’ll be an interesting twist on the Anglo-centric view of the old West. So, will this be a hit? There hasn’t been a successful filmed take on the character since The Lone Ranger and the Lost City of Gold in 1958, that film an extension of the popular TV series which ran on ABC from 1949 to 1957. The last theatrical attempt was the 1981 flop The Legend of The Lone Ranger , the less said about which, the better. And after the failure of Cowboys and Aliens , there’s a real sense that Westerns tend to flop ( Brokeback Mountain notwithstanding). It’s probably more likely that boring Westerns flop, however. More importantly, Johnny Depp remains Johnny Depp to the point that even an underperforming movie like Dark Shadows still rakes in $239 million. So what do you think? Fire off your silver bullets in comments.
‘There comes a time where good men must wear masks,’ Depp’s Tonto tells Armie Hammer’s Ranger in the new trailer. By Josh Wigler Armie Hammer and Johnny Depp in “Lone Ranger” Photo: Disney