I don’t know how Emily Ratajkowski managed to get invited to the Emmys last night, but I bet whoever asked her definitely wasn’t expecting her to show up with that supermodel cleavage of hers all covered up. I know you guys think I’m just being mean, but this is why I keep saying Emily should stop trying to pretend to be a serious “actress” and just stick to professional Instagram modeling . It’s way less disappointing for all of us. Photos: WENN.com
If Shailene Woodley, who was once the new Mary Jane…because Kirsten Dunst is better suited to play a drunk 40 year old meth addict…because she is a drunk 40 year old meth addict…..but got fired from that gig….excites you….because anyone associated with virgin loser movies, comic book movies, the only movies Hollywood likes making…excites you… Then you’ll be happy to see her tits all natural and saggy cuz they are natural in a sweater… If Shailene Woodley, the Golden Globe nominated actress, who is more than just a typical fame whoring actress according to the industry excites you… Then you’ll be happy to see her tits all natural and saggy cuz they are natural in a sweater… If you’re just a pervert and couldn’t give a fuck about Shailene Woodley,…or know who she is, what she does, or who she fucks…. Then you’ll be happy to see her tits all natural and saggy cuz they are natural in a sweater…because braless girls is the trend and as men, we are forced to like it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Shailene Woodley Braless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Trashy Rat Cow, who has been seen at fashion week in New York trying to get as much press as possible. I guess she’s trying to figure out what to do as a set of tits who people only liked because they got naked in a big music video – creating her as a social media personality…who pretends she’s more than just a social media personality…because no one wants to admit they are a social media personality…that blurred lines press was her “sex tape”…because even if she released a sex tape now – no one would give a fuck, not to mention…based on everything we’ve seen of her..she looks like she’d be a terrible fuck, just the kind of ego that lays there hoping you cast her in your movie like Ben Affleck and David Fincher did…but who isn’t really into it… Watching her stuff her face, is probably a fetish too some, disgusting to me, take smaller bites you face stuffing twat, that meal isn’t going anywhere, it’s not like you have to rush through it like it’s the casting couch and you’re on a timeline…just savor it girl…like you should savor every second of your “career” that is totally unwarranted since big titty whores are a dime a dozen… She’s garbage. Not even cute. Especially when you’re faced with her terrible table manners – that remind you of how ungracious an smug she is. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Trashy Rat Cow Emotionally Stuffing her Bird Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a whole bunch of professional hotties at some Target-sponsored launch party for New York Fashion Week: Emily Ratajkowski , Chanel Iman , Hilary Rhoda , Joan Smalls , Kendall Jenner , and Nicole Trunfio . Because everyone knows smoking hot supermodels definitely shop at Target and don’t just get all their clothes for free from designers and companies to wear on Instagram, right? Whatever, I’m willing to go along with it and pretend as long as they are. » view all 22 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
I still don’t get how Christie Brinkley is 62 and still manages to look this crazy hot. I assume it has something to do with good genes, but I never paid much attention in science. All I know is, here’s Christie and her ageless cleavage looking red-hot at the Target launch party for New York Fashion Week, and that’s more than good enough for me. Enjoy. Photos: WENN.com
I know I like to make fun of these so-called professional Instagram models, but here’s one of my all-time favorites Emily Ratajkowski hard at work in a few new bikini pictures. And after seeing these, I’d like to apply to be Emily’s personal wedgie picker. What? If being a professional Insta-hottie can be a real job, professional wedgie assistant should be too. It’s only fair.
Your heart breaks a little for the reality star and budding author. On March 14th, Kristin Cavallari attended the BELLA New York March/April 2016 Ladies Night Out cover launch party at Punto Space in New York City. The event fell on the eve of her book release, Balancing In Heels: My Journey to Health, Happiness, and Making it all Work. People Magazine asked how the reality star was doing in the months after her brother’s untimely death; Michael Cavallari’s body was found a few miles from his abandoned car in the Utah desert in December. “I’m okay. I’m going to have good days and bad days, but I’ve really found a lot of strength in my kids, especially Saylor. “I couldn’t just fall apart — I had a little baby to look after,” Cavallari admitted, referring to her infant daughter with husband Jay Cutler. Saylor James was born on November 23rd, just three weeks before authorities found Michael’s body. “When you lose someone, it really makes you realize how precious life is, and so I’m just thankful that I have my babies and I’m thankful for everything in my life.” After her brother’s passing, Cavallari sent out a touching Instagram dedicated to Saylor . “My little angel, Saylor. She has been my light throughout this whole thing and has given me so much strength,” Cavallari wrote. “Thank you baby girl for coming when u did.”
He may be struggling with minorities and establishment voters, but Bernie Sanders has the “Internet-famous women who are mostly known for their giant boobs” vote wrapped up. First Emily Ratajkowski endorsed Sanders and began actively singing the candidate's praises on her Instagram page. Now, Courtney Stodden has taken things a step further with her Weird Al-esque song parody, “Talk Bernie to Me.” Thankfully, Courtney doesn't do too much singing in this one. (Remember when Courtney wanted to be a singer ? It's probably better if you forget that.) What she does instead is rub her cartoonishly ginormous boobs over a facsimile of Senator Sanders. Say what you will about Ms. Stodden, the woman knows how to use her assets to send a message. Earlier this week, Courtney got naked in honor of Kim Kardashian , and now she's using her boobs to let us know she's feeling the Bern. Yes, it's breasts, politics, and social media all in one video. This thing couldn't be anymore American if Courtney were juggling apple pies and rocking an Uncle Sam beard. Come to think of it, we imagine Sanders is actually quite popular amongst strippers. He's all about free state and community college, and anyone who's been to a gentleman's club knows those girls are all paying their way through school.
I guess New York Fashion Week is still going, because according to my sources, these shots of Emily Ratajkowski giving us a great view getting out of her car are from outside the Hugo Boss show. Anyway, I don’t know if Emily’s still trying to make that acting career of hers stick, but this just gave me a great idea for a movie. It’ll just be an hour and a half of Emily bending over to get out of various vehicles, and I guarantee it’d be a huge hit. So do I pick up my Oscar now, or do we have to wait? Photos: WENN.com
Super Bowl weekend is a big one for events, and three of our favorite actresses hit the red carpet this weekend to support their cause. Our question, which of these hotties best represented her cause? Emily Ratajkowski , AnnaLynne McCord , or Chanel Iman ? Hit the jump for more pics…
