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Sophie Monk Drops Some Tasty Cleavage

Posted on October 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t think I have to tell any of you about the internet crush I’ve got on jobless hottie Sophie Monk , you’ve pretended to read the site so you know where we stand, but when she walks around like this I can’t control myself. She’s not doing anything special, but that gorgeous tanned cleavage just makes me feel all warm and fuzzy down there in my no-no place. Not that it takes a whole lot, a bumpy ride on the bus kinda has the same effect. Still hot.

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Sophie Monk Drops Some Tasty Cleavage

Posted on October 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t think I have to tell any of you about the internet crush I’ve got on jobless hottie Sophie Monk , you’ve pretended to read the site so you know where we stand, but when she walks around like this I can’t control myself. She’s not doing anything special, but that gorgeous tanned cleavage just makes me feel all warm and fuzzy down there in my no-no place. Not that it takes a whole lot, a bumpy ride on the bus kinda has the same effect. Still hot.

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Anja Rubik & Sasha Pivovarova Titties for Vogue Paris of the Day

Posted on October 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you read the site you will know that I love models. Not the tacky UK topless models you see in those shitty “Lad Mags”…I’m talking high profile fashion models who are in bot SI or Victoria’s Secret but also who are in the high fashion magazines….. Maybe it has to do with them being skinny, maybe it has to do with them being made up to be beautiful, maybe it is the whole glamourous life, or maybe it’s the whole party life that comes with being overpaid to sit around all day and let some pervert take pics of them….but I think it has to do with their willingness to get naked in photoshoots like little whores…cuz when it is for fashion and fashion is gay so it doesn’t feel pornographic…even though a lot of the time it is….but fashion has the best PR and know how to spin shit…and that’s why they get all the advertising dollars and hot women…. So here are some Anja Rubik and Sasha Pivovarova … two hot internation/immigrant girls we’ve all seen naked before, just getting naked again, this time for Vogue Paris or as I like to call it Vogue less uptight that US media….all to make millions and live that good life…and I love it…

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Ashley Tisdale Hides her Ugly Face of the Day

Posted on August 20, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you read the site, you will know that after seeing Ashley Tisdale smiling at last year’s teen choice awards, for winning best female performer, or something equally paid off for and stupid sounding, I felt a need to prove the world that she’s not the best at anything, and put her in her ugly girl place, cuz there’s one thing I hate in the world, and that’s ugly chicks who think they are hot… So we’ve established in our “Ugly Watch” that she’s got a busted up face, despite the plastic surgery, she looks seriously inbred….I know we’ve succeeded cuz she’s covering the fuck up now, so no one can be tainted by her disgustingness and so everyone can focus on her body, something she works really hard to maintain, but despite all her efforts leaves her with a boring looking ass… I won’t be happy til Tisdale is too scared to leave her house. So the ugly watch continues….

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Elle Macpherson’s Nipple from her Arm Pit of the Day

Posted on July 1, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you read the site you will know a few things. First, it is a holiday in Canada so I drank until 6 am and I can’t see straight. Second that I have a relationship with Elle Macpherson, although one-sided and she doesn’t know I exist, but in 89 she made me cum more than my wife of 10 years and lastly that along with teen pussy, nipple slips through shirt armpits are the fetish of the year…so get to the coffee shop and look for bitches lifting their arms… These pics are a taste of heaven.

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Miley Cyrus Does Sex in the City With Kim Cattrall of the Day

Posted on October 19, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s something the mom I saw getting out of her Mercedes SUV in her Uggs, leggings and Juicy couture jacket with her 6 year old will totally get a kick out of, you know since Sex and the City is her masturbation material, inspiration and reason why she married a rich older man, and since she’s clearly trying to hang onto her youth and probably get excited about Miley Cyrus with the kids in her son’s class. If you read the site you know how I feel about how this show has single handedly turned women in their 20s into gay men, because shit was written by a gay man and women were drawn to the luxurious lifestyles they live, which is cool for gay people, but fucks up the morals and values of women, leaving them lot washed up, infertile, alone and old all because society and your uterus isn’t designed to be a slutty whore with no self respect who somehow though fucking the world, having a career and all that was empowering

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Apparently this is a Katy Perry Nipple Slip of the Day

Posted on July 31, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anyone who reads this site knows I have a deep hatred for two things, Katy Perry and Lady Gaga. I also hate The Hills, but I can ignore that and everything it encompasses by not watching the show and not paying attention to the asshole cast and their asshole behavior, where as Katy Perry and Lady Gaga pollute my everyday life.

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My Prayers Have Been Answered of the Day

Posted on July 24, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am hoping that they make this Amy Winehouse perfume the way they make maple syrup, and that’s by tappin’ directly into the source and letting the sap slowly drip into a bucket before boilin it and sending it around the world for all kids to enjoy, because if you’ve ever read the site, one of life’s biggest turn ons for me, as well as one of life’s biggest mysteries is what level of decomposition her pussy is at.

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