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'Archie' Comics Welcome a Gay Character to Riverdale

Archie comics gets gayed. This guy looks a lot like Will Schuester from Glee , doesn't he? The Best Links: Isn’t Jughead Kind of Gay Too? Archie & Friends Go To The Jersey Shore [PIC] View

A Full Year of Movieline’s Virtual Newsstand

At the end of every month at Movieline, we like to assemble that month’s best writing into one easy-to-digest table of contents, slap a cover onto it in a tribute to Movieline’s print legacy, and call it the Virtual Newsstand. We hope it’s a great feature for you, the reader, but it’s also a very necessary ritual for the Movieline staff.

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Welcome Stephanie Zacharek, Moveline’s New Chief Film Critic!

Fanfare! Confetti! Champagne (but not too much — it’s early)! Movieline is pleased this morning to welcome Stephanie Zacharek to the site as our chief film critic. The veteran of Salon and esteemed member of both the NY Film Critics Circle and the National Society of Film Critics will contribute all her must-read insights on the latest theatrical releases, joining Michelle Orange in reinforcing Movieline’s formidable critical chops. What it means for you, Dear Reader, is an even richer compendium of tasteful, generally correct opinions about all things pop-culture. Excited much? Even more exciting: The official press release from MMC World Headquarters follows the jump! Woot!

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Meet Your Intruders, Clive Owen and Daniel Brühl

Sometimes, Movieline likes to interview handsome men with accents (it’s a present to you, the reader, and also our moms). Other times, Hollywood likes to pair up those men for upcoming projects, and so it is that former Movieline coverboy Clive Owen and Verge alum Daniel Brühl have been added to the cast of Juan Carlos Fresnadillo’s thriller Intruders . I guess this means that neither will be playing Captain America’s love interest. [ Deadline ]

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April Fools! The Best Hoaxes In Music History

From Paul McCartney’s ‘death’ to Nine Inch Nails’ Timbaland-produced album, these pranks had music fans fooled. By James Montgomery Paul McCartney Photo: David Montgomery/Getty Images If, by chance, you happen to read something Thursday (April 1) about Led Zeppelin reuniting or Jim Morrison coming out of hiding, don’t believe it. As you’re probably aware, it’s April Fools’ Day, and these kinds of things have a way of happening. Why, on this very day last year , Kid Rock announced he had acquired the naming rights to the Detroit Tigers’ stadium, and Coldplay declared they were recording their next album in zero gravity. Of course, none of it ended up being true, and both acts added their names to the ever-growing list of some of music’s greatest tricksters. It seems that bands have been at this kind of thing for decades now, so we figured that now was as good a time as any to shed light on some of music’s greatest hoaxes. From faked deaths to promised resurrections, alter egos to mysterious side projects, there was plenty to choose from. Musicians have as good a sense of humor as you or I. Here’s our list of the best hoaxes in music history: Paul Is Dead Perhaps the greatest rock hoax of all time started in September 1969, around the time the Beatles released their seminal Abbey Road album. That’s when one particularly gullible fan published an article in a college newspaper speculating that not only had Paul McCartney died in a grisly 1966 automobile crash, but that the Beatles were covering the accident up, even going as far as hiring a Macca look-alike (named Billy Shears) to take his place. The hoax only picked up speed from there, thanks in no small part to the Beatles themselves, who, though they never admitted to it, seemed to delight in keeping the “Paul Is Dead” myth alive, peppering songs and album artwork with opaque references to McCartney’s crash and placing mysterious “messages” deep in songs. Of course, those messages could only be heard when said songs were played backward, only lending credence to the belief that it was the copious amounts of drugs being consumed in the ’60s that kept the rumor mill grinding. The Masked Marauders Really, this is a two-part hoax. The whole thing began in 1969, when Rolling Stone editor Greil Marcus penned a review of a fictional double-bootleg album, supposedly recorded by Bob Dylan, Mick Jagger, John Lennon and McCartney (who may or may not have been dead at the time). The goal of the piece was to poke fun at the recent trend of so-called “supergroups,” but the hoax began to take on a life of its own, and the magazine was inundated with so many letters that Marcus and reviewer Bruce Miroff decided to actually record the album, recruiting a Berkeley, California, skiffle band to play on it and tricking Warner Bros. into ponying up a $15,000 advance. The self-titled Marauders album — featuring covers and goofy originals like “Cow Pie” and “I Can’t Get No Nookie” — went on to sell more than 100,000 copies and ticked off just as many fans when the entire thing was revealed to be a giant joke. Klaatu In 1976, rumors began swirling that the Beatles had reunited and recorded a new album under the guise of “Klaatu” (the name of the protagonist in the 1951 sci-fi classic “The Day the Earth Stood Still.” Some rather overzealous journalists and disc jockeys were more than likely responsible for starting the whole thing, and Capitol Records — which released the album — didn’t exactly go out of their way to dispel the whispers either (since the album sold an additional 20,000 copies in a matter of weeks). In actuality, Klaatu were a prog-rock act from Canada who recorded until 1981 then reunited in 2005. Lexicon of Grunge: Breaking the Code The title of a sidebar in a 1992 New York Times article about the Seattle grunge scene, which claimed to offer the reader a guide to slang terms being used by rockers in the Pacific Northwest (“swingin’ on the flippity-flop,” “cob nobbler,” “lamestain,” etc.). In actuality, the list was a hoax, created by a Sub Pop sales representative named Megan Jasper, who, after being pestered by a Times reporter, made the jargon up on the spot. Oh, and hey, MTV News actually spoke to Jasper in 2008 , though it was about the 20th anniversary of Sub Pop and not the Grunge Lexicon — which probably explains why she didn’t call us lamestains. Tupac Shakur Is Still Alive Less of a hoax than an urban myth, rumors that Shakur — who was gunned down in Las Vegas in September 1996 — still walks among us have quieted in recent years, though there are still those out there who believe. Most point to the volumes of music his estate has churned out since his death and clues in ‘Pac’s lyrics that seem to suggest that he faked his death and is currently hiding right beneath our noses (perhaps even partying hard on Bourbon Street ). Oh, and then there’s Drake, who seems content to keep the rumors alive by dissing Tupac in song . Humpty Hump The epically schnozzed, ultra-libidinous alter ego of rapper Shock G, Hump ran roughshod over Digital Underground’s classic “The Humpty Dance” and basically eclipsed his creator’s entire existence. G didn’t seem to mind, though, playing up the angle that he and Humpty were actually two different people — he would often perform as himself, disappear, then re-emerge in Humpty’s trademark Groucho glasses. He even created a bio for the character, who fronted a fictional band called Smooth Eddie and the Humpers, was injured in a tragic deep-fryer accident and was forced to wear a fake nose to hide his scars. The guys in the Wu-Tang Clan have yet to show this level of commitment to their various aliases, btw. Jack and Meg White Are Brother and Sister While they were still kicking around in Detroit, White Stripes mastermind Jack White cooked up a backstory in which he and drummer Meg White were actually brother and sister. In reality, the two were actually ex-spouses, something that was revealed when the band broke and journalists uncovered their marriage certificate . White would eventually come clean about the hoax, saying that he created the sibling angle as a way to get fans to focus on the music. Nine Inch Nails’ Strobelight One of the most brilliant — and mean-spirited — hoaxes in recent years was perpetrated by Trent Reznor, who, on April Fools’ Day 2009, launched a site promoting Strobelight, an album he had supposedly recorded with Timbaland. The joke, of course, was that Timbaland had recently worked with former ( now current ) Soundgarden frontman Chris Cornell on his Scream album — an effort Reznor had previously slammed on Twitter by writing, “You know that feeling you get when somebody embarrasses themselves so badly YOU feel uncomfortable? Heard Chris Cornell’s record? Jesus” — and this was Rez’s way of poking fun at the entire project. Of course, song titles like “Everybody’s Doing It” (featuring Chris Martin, Jay-Z and Bono) and “P—ygrinder” (featuring Sheryl Crow) were pretty funny too. Did we leave anything out? Let us know your favorite musical hoax in the comments below!

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Bree Tanner Cheat Sheet: Everything You Need To Know About New ‘Twilight’ Novella

Character provides insight into Victoria’s creation of vampire army in Seattle. By Terri Schwartz “The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner” Photo: Little, Brown Books/ Summit Entertainment Oh my Edward. Stephenie Meyer has announced she is publishing a new book called “The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner,” due in bookstores June 5 and available for free at BreeTanner.com from June 7 to July 5. The novella will act as something of a companion piece for the “Twilight Saga: Eclipse” film. But it begs the question: Who exactly is Bree Tanner? It seems a bit surprising that Meyer would choose to write a novella about a character who shows up for such a short period of time in the novels. Don’t worry about hauling out your copy of “Eclipse” to find the surprisingly few pages Tanner appears on, because we did all the dirty work for you. Here is a cheat sheet telling you everything you need to know about the short-lived Bree Tanner. An “Eclipse” Exclusive : If you’ve only been watching the “Twilight” movies or read the first two books, don’t be shocked that you have no idea who Bree Tanner is. In fact, don’t be upset if you read “Eclipse” and still have no idea who she is. Tanner is a character introduced a startlingly short amount of time before she dies in “Eclipse” and could be considered (to everyone except Stephenie Meyer) to be a throwaway character. A Short Life : Tanner is only introduced 10 pages before she is killed off in Victoria’s war against the Cullens and the Quileute werewolf tribe. However, of all the newborn vampires discussed in “Eclipse,” Tanner was one of the few to be named and introduced to the readers. Unfortunately, it didn’t take very long after she was turned into a vampire for her to meet her end … again. Dramatic Death Scene : It turns out Tanner isn’t the best newborn vampire among them all, and she isn’t a big fan of killing innocents and drinking their blood. She tries to join forces with the Cullen clan and adapt to their “vegetarian vampire” lifestyle, but ends up being killed by Felix on the orders of Jane, a member of the Volturi guard (played by Dakota Fanning in the film), in the final battle. Newborn Vampires : A big part of the story in “Eclipse” surrounds the bad-girl vampire Victoria creating an army of newborn vampires in the Seattle area so she can wage war on Edward Cullen, who killed her beau James way back in “Twilight.” When a vampire is first created, it is at its strongest, so Victoria went around recklessly creating vampires so she could have an extremely powerful army behind her. Tanner was just one of the fatalities. Seattle : The trouble with the first-person perspective of “The Twilight Saga” is that the reader can’t read what is happening firsthand beyond what Bella Swan sees with her own eyes. Much like “Midnight Sun” gave (some) of the details behind what happened elsewhere in “Twilight,” “The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner” will show what happened in Seattle with Victoria during “Eclipse.” But since much of “Eclipse” is devoted to the characters wondering what exactly was going on in Seattle, seeing it through the eyes of a secondary character like Tanner is a smart companion piece to the book. Unseen First Life : Unfortunately for Tanner, the world will never know what happened to her before she became a vampire. She was introduced into “Eclipse” after she was a newborn and “The Short Second Life” will start off the same way. There is a chance of flashbacks telling about her life before becoming a vampire, but the way Meyer described the novella on her Web site made it seem as though Tanner was the narrator solely so the reader could see what went on in Seattle, not to learn her past. In The Movies : “Eclipse” director David Slade at least had more of a heads-up than fans and retailers did about “The Short Second Life,” and he cast 14-year-old Jodelle Ferland in the role. Slade and Ferland, as well as Bryce Dallas Howard (Victoria) and Xavier Samuel (Riley), were given advance copies of the book to read so they could have a complete knowledge of what went on in Seattle for the film. Check out everything we’ve got on For young Hollywood news, fashion and “Twilight” updates around the clock, visit HollywoodCrush.MTV.com .

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Clever Desktop Wallpaper, Redecorated

Looks like Clever Desktop Wallpaper 1.0 got an HGTV makeover. The Best Links: via 9GAG View

Internet Pictures For Blind People

Link: http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1… The Internet Picture Reader scans pictures and then explains them out loud so blind people can enjoy them! The internet is an instrument of good! Group hug. Read

Some Bullsh*t Happened

The Onion mentions some crap about how I feel about the local news cycle that I'm vaguely aware of and express displeasure about in certain instances. With charts! View

Puppetry of the Penis [NSFW]

CULTURE BUZZ : These guys do live demonstrations and have put out DVDs on how to twist your penis into fun shapes (like the hamburger pictured), much like what a clown does with a balloon at a children's birthday party! The Best Links: “OMG, They Fold” via OMG BLOG Puppetry of the Vagina Video Demonstration Watch the Censored Version on YouTube Read