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Karina Jelinek And Paz Cornu Are Two Booties You Should Know

Here’s one for my readers who love hot nobodies in bikinis as much as I do (and I have a feeling that’s every last one of you): Argentine models Karina Jelinek and Paz Cornu hanging out at the beach in Miami and showing off those perfect booties of theirs. So enjoy, but just be careful, because these pictures are so hot, they’re liable to have temperatures in your pants region rising to near dangerous levels. I think I’d better go stand in front of the AC for a while just to be safe. Photos: Fameflynet

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Meet Super Hottie Milou Sluis

I know that my readers are pretty smart (don’t laugh, that’s not the punchline), because while the rest of the country is busy lighting off fireworks or lighting up the grill, instead you guys are doing your Fourth of July right. And by that I mean spending it inside on the computer drooling over pictures of a foreign hottie in lingerie like Dutch model Milou Sluis here. Because if that’s not what our nation’s forefathers intended, I don’t know what is. Enjoy! » view all 31 photos

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Chanel Iman Bikini Pictures

It seems crazy considering what an instant pants fire she is, but I don’t think I’ve done too many posts on super-hot model Chanel Iman before this. So first of all, I want to officially apologize to my readers for depriving you of this sexy supermodel action all these years and second, I want to make it up to both you and Chanel with these shots of her and her perfect bikini body at the beach. Enjoy. Photos: Fameflynet

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Micaela Schaefer Gropes Rihanna’s Boob

I think we officially have a new contender for the site’s weirdest lesbian fantasy yet, because here’s my favorite best-dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer getting handsy with a wax statue of Rihanna for the grand opening of some new Planet Hollywood in Germany. So sorry for anybody who saw that headline and got excited for the real thing, but if I know my readers, I’m sure there’s at least a couple of you perverts out there who this is still working for. Enjoy, weirdos. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

So Long Alyssa Milano’s Hotness

Yeesh. I’ve seen this one coming for a while now, I just didn’t want to believe it, especially considering all the great times me and Alyssa Milano used to have in the past. You know, when I would drool over pictures of her on the Internet and she would remain completely unaware of my existence. Those were the days! Anyway, as you can probably tell from these shots of her doing the talk show circuit on Extra and Jimmy Kimmel , Alyssa’s pregnant again. Only this time I don’t think she’ll bounce back. Oh well. Thanks for all the memories, Alyssa. You’ll always have a special place in my heart pants. » view all 28 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Abigail Clancy Belongs In A Bikini

I guess Abigail Clancy ‘s still on that bikini vacation of hers, which is great news for us perverts, because here’s some new shots of her at the beach looking seriously sexy (as usual). And judging from these pictures, I guess her and her lucky SOB of a husband are going paddleboarding. Which is just a total waste of getting Abbey in a bikini. If you ask me, there’s only one beach sport she should be participating in: practicing the Jessica Alba bikini ass pose . Believe me, that’s way more fun than any stupid paddleboarding. Well, for me and my readers, at least. » view all 19 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , Fameflynet Continue reading

Kelly Spronk Is A Girl You Should Know

According to my research, this hottie in the bikini here is named Kelly Spronk and she’s from the Netherlands. And somehow, despite this solid bikini body of hers, she’s only got a couple hundred followers on Twitter . Luckily, the Tuna’s here to help. A few weeks in my patented hottie boot camp and Kelly will be posting 80% less Dutch and 99% more bikini selfies. And best of all, it comes with a 100% satisfaction guarantee — well, for me and my readers, that is. » view all 13 photos

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Meet Barbora Lovasova

OK, so I have no clue who this Barbora Lovasova chick is, but I do know this: I’m 100 times more interested in what she wore to the beach the other day than a single detail about Kim and Kanye’s wedding. And I have a feeling you guys are too. I also have a feeling you want me to stop distracting you with all these boring words so you can get back to looking at the bikini pictures, so go ahead and enjoy. Do I know my readers or what? Photos: Fameflynet

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Jenny McCarthy Will Get You In Shape

I know it’s my job and all to stay up-to-date on the latest hottie news, but to be honest, I don’t really know what Jenny McCarthy is up to anymore these days, besides talking crazy about vaccinations. According to my sources though, AKA my eyes and this cover she did for the latest issue of Shape Magazine , Jenny’s on The View and she’s getting married. Which I guess is news and all, but personally, I’d say there’s a much bigger takeway from this spread: that Jenny’s body looks just as good now as it did 10-15 years ago. Now that’s a story my readers might actually be interested in. » view all 12 photos

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Cassie’s Sweet Cleavage Show

I’ve always liked Cassie , even if I wasn’t a big fan of that stupid haircut of hers, and I’ve never listened to a single one of her songs. I just like her for her awesome cleavage, and I always have. I think that makes me a true fan, right? Anyway, here she is doing one of my old favorites: walking somewhere while showing off her tasty funbags. It’s a classic! Photos: PacificCoastNews

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