I have very little to say about a girl and her breast feeding addiction turning ALS ice challenges into her breast feeding cause…other than that I would have volunteered my mouth and sucking abilities to help her make that much breast milk…if it is actually breast milk.. This isn’t hot, it’s gross…but for some reason…magical…but that may just be because I love that her real last name is cockburn.
I have very little to say about a girl and her breast feeding addiction turning ALS ice challenges into her breast feeding cause…other than that I would have volunteered my mouth and sucking abilities to help her make that much breast milk…if it is actually breast milk.. This isn’t hot, it’s gross…but for some reason…magical…but that may just be because I love that her real last name is cockburn.
The model’s name is Maria, you’ve never heard of her, but now you’ve seen her totally naked for TREATS MAGAZINE …in black and white, because black and white pictures make it art and not soft core porn – duh. It’s the best scam to get any girls who would never get naked – naked. It’s like “no baby, it’s black and white, if it was porn, it’d be full color…obvs”… No girl wants to turn down art, for fear of being seen as an ignorant asshole, even when we all know anyone who pretends to be an artist, or is an artist and acknowledges is the real asshole… But the kind of asshole I like, because of one very important reason…hot babes mixed with a bit of nakedness….
Has French Montana come clean about his real motivations for being with Khloé Kardashian? French has been getting a lot more attention ever since he hooked…
Jessica Biel wasn’t wearing a bra in a dress while showing off her fat round fit ass…and apparently – she wasn’t wearing SPANX either, because she had what looked like a baby bump, that I would assume was caused by sharing the same toilet seat as her “husband” Justin Timberlake, who farted out some semen left in him from his lover, because he’s gay, right? I mean maybe I’m just stereotyping frosted tipped hair on guys who like dancing a little too much, but I guess he probably realized that dancing gets you rich and rich gets you pussy…so maybe the real gay in all this is me assuming he’s gay…and that he only went for Biel cuz she doesn’t bitch and has a broad manly back thanks to lifting… Who cares. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Everyone’s favorite popstar rebel, who isn’t really a rebel at all, she’s just a reflection of what is going on in pop culture. Everything is cartoon and emoji like and she just happens to have branded herself the same way. It’s like seeing knock off designer clothes at Walmart. You know there is nothing legitimate about it…but then you are forced to question whether there is anything legitimate about anything at all. You see what makes Miley authentic, or not authentic is a matter of opinion. I mean being a Disney kid, raised rich, in a mansion, with a staff who coddled her, would make you think she was totally out of touch from the real world…but maybe being alienated from the real world…tapped into her inner pothead, performer with some insane vision that only she could pull off because it was expensive to do….Maybe I shouldn’t try to analyze Miley’s act. Maybe I should focus on what is important. A babe, that isn’t that much of a babe, but at least she’s not fat, in a bikini top – smoking weed. Works for me. Here are some of her shitty tattoos…
“I wear clip ins …” SZA Confirms That Her Trademark Hair And Freckles Are Enhanced Top Dawg Entertainment’s golden girl SZA has been coming under fire as as of late from folks who SWEAR that her head full of curls and signature freckles are far from God-given. With that in mind the Cali songstress responded to the controversy via a Tumblr fan who asked her if the inquiries bothered her. Via IAmSZA : You know the only thing about the nonsense bothers me ? … These are black people .. MY people … These are the ONLY ppl attacking me . They embarrass themselves and they embarrass me for that reason alone . I’ve said so any times in interviews an right here on Tumblr that I wear clip ins and the occasional weave to protect my hair from photo shoots and heat styling ect it’s fun and it makes my hair grow like wildfire and actually I suggested that others do the same ! This takes nothing away from me or my beauty because it’s just a part of my real life and I will never apologize for that ….I’m a black woman that proudly grows hair it’s just my personal genetics and I like to protect it . She then addressed the questions about her freckles that she says sometimes get covered up with makeup. I have to ignore what people say about my freckles because I get go home and see my father and my granny who created me every day with a face full of them lol it’s absurd and almost laughable at this point . When I put real heavy makeup on (concealer powder foundation ect) my regular freckles get covered all the time so I go over them and depending on my mood I play around with them it’s MY face lol . if I’m gonna have freckles I might as well get to mess around with them a bit! it’s crazy fun! Its like art expression for me! The fact that people find this of negative interest is bizarre . I think instead it’s the feeling of possibly getting under someone elses skin and that gives a lost person a false sense of power that they NEED to avoid holding up a mirror . perhaps they think it’s “exposing” or putting something out there but I’ve never tried to hide it ! Oh and for all those people who think she runs with the likes of Kendrick Lamar, School Boy Q and Ab Soul because she’s sleeping with them she offers this…. I’m in TDE ONLY because I am talented .. My work speaks on that end . as for anything else my partner whom I love very much finds any conversation of me sleeping with my teammates (with whom he’s friends with ) kinda far fetched and ridiculous lol . I’ve posted so many intimate photos of my family my parents their religion and my life and it’s unfortunate that sometimes ppl make me regret that . I could give a s*** about random “speculations” behind a computer screen . I only want my music and my energy to speak LOUDLY in the REAL WORLD. I’d shave my head and laser off my whole face tomorrow and still go make the same music and speak the same words ….it’s just about what really matters to some folks but regardless I’ve made peace. How? because IM STILL GOING TO BE SZA and there’s still going to be thousands of people like you that are positive that outweigh the few negative. Clip ins or not Sza’s hair (and face) is BANGIN. Instagram
I think we officially have a new contender for the site’s weirdest lesbian fantasy yet, because here’s my favorite best-dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer getting handsy with a wax statue of Rihanna for the grand opening of some new Planet Hollywood in Germany. So sorry for anybody who saw that headline and got excited for the real thing, but if I know my readers, I’m sure there’s at least a couple of you perverts out there who this is still working for. Enjoy, weirdos. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
I’m guessing you’ve probably heard by now that Brad Pitt got punched in the face by some idiot “journalist” or something at the Maleficent premiere in LA, considering most media outlets are currently reporting on it like it’s some kind of great national tragedy. Anyway, I’m not sure why the dude did it, but if I had to speculate (and I do, since I’m a professional blogger), he probably took one look at those giant new funbags of Angelina Jolie ‘s and got jealous. And I don’t blame him. In fact, I think we should all be allowed to line up and get a crack at that lucky bastard. Hey, it’s only fair. » view all 30 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , WENN.com
I always forget who Emily Osment is or why she’s famous, but before you blame years of spending 8 hour days on the Internet for ruining my memory and attention span, the real culprit here is actually Emily’s cleavage. See, all it takes is just one look, and I’m incapable of caring about anything else. Now, where was I? Oh right, enjoy these shots of Emily at the Maleficent premiere, or don’t. Frankly, I’m good either way. » view all 25 photos Photos: WENN.com