Scarlett Johansson is a sloppy ditch pig who has always been seriously overrated when it comes to her looks and acting capabilities…so it makes me wonder why they would showcase her half naked…dumpy body…that even at 20 was tight or awesome…in a bra in the trailer of some shitty movie…but it happened motherfuckers…it happened and this is the screenshot of it…not very exciting to me, probably very exciting to Scarlett Johansson fans…and I guess that’s what they are riding on…you know milk this cow like the cow she is until it’s too late and you have to put her to pasture…a day that is coming soon…but not soon enough…or as soon as you’re going to come to these pics..you strange strange pervert who can’t let go of the past…yes I am talking to you Ryan Reynolds…stop reliving the ex wife, you have your own pics of her in your private folder on your computer to fap to for old times…. Here is the trailer…
I didn’t watch the Emmy Awards, but can assume they suck…at least based on ALL THE PICS I SAW OF THE SHIT it seemed like a lot of overrated, average looking twats, trying to look their best, celebrating themselves and their bullshit careers of playing make-belief…that require very little talent…but with the right marketing makes the general public think they matter and are important… But it turns out Tina Fey, the master of TV writing, wrote in a way to keep shit a little more interesting that it obviously was, with her nipple, because as a mom, with below average looks, showing nipple really isn’t a big deal, and it keeps people interested int eh shit for another hour hoping some other slip will happen again… Tina Fey did it to save TV..or people’s interest in it…even though none of this shit matters…especially not Tina Fey’s nipple…a nipple that I’m not against seeing, but that I never ever wanted to see…I’m more into her face scar….
Anyone with a brain probably hates Farrah Abraham…for not having a brain…but I think she’s lovely…ever since I first heard about her SEX TAPE and realized this broken reality star, nympho teen mom, who likes anal and squirting, because she’s broken, nymph teen mom, looking for more attention, I knew she was special… Here her insane video…with quotes like “People are going to jack off to me…it’s crazy”…. or “I need the Anal part to be longer” or “I was in this position when giving birth to my daughter”….or “The anus and the vagina area…” while getting her pussy and asshole moulded for a sex doll you can buy to fuck because your life is just that shitty….makes me happy… Watch the clip…it’s nuts…at least nuts in terms of how shameless she is…she’s owning this and it’s good… To see her squirting in her sex tape….in a DrunkenStepfather.com Exclusive from May…. CLICK HERE
Who the fuck is Lara Bingle….and why is her name sound like something stuck my asshole hair… Well it turns out she’s some old model, reality star, socialite, rich kid, who is launching a bathing suit line that she’s shooting on the beach….despite being built like someone you’d think was launching a Food truck…or donut shop… But more importantly, it turns out she’s flashing them titties…because like all girls…they love showing off their tits…you just have to get them in the right setting because “they are just tits” you know… Ultimately, who cares… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I’m pretty sure you guys know by now that I love dogs, so I was pretty happy to see these pictures of super-busty model Cami Li taking hers to the dog park. Not because of the dogs of course, but because of an entirely different set of puppies that I’d love to roll around with. They just look like so much fun. Anyway, I know Cami’s engaged to some lame British reality star, but if she needs any help making sure those puppies of hers are getting enough exercise, I’m happy to volunteer. Again, just to be clear, I’m not talking about the dogs. I don’t want Cami getting the wrong idea here. Photos: PacificCoastNews
The name may not sound familiar, unless you spend your days playing busty hottie bingo like I do, but the chick giving us the great leg show here is British model/reality star Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace . Here’s a quick refresher on Aisleyne: she’s famous in the UK for being on Big Brother , and she’s famous everywhere else for being a hot blonde with large funbags that likes to let them hang out for the cameras whenever she gets a little liquored up. So in other words, she’s pretty much my perfect woman. Enjoy. » view all 33 photos Photos: WENN.com
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