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Katerine Webb in her Bathing Suit for that Diving Show of the Day

At first I was pretty angry that a show called Celebrity Diving was actual a show….then I saw that they have the same show in other countries and it’s apparently a fucking hit….but still couldn’t get over how such a weak idea in an industry that lacks ideas….but that could theoretically actually produce amazing TV….comes up with shit like this….before remembering not to care about these things I can’t control…cuz they don’t really matter at all….sure they influence a huge percentage of people…but not me…and that’s what counts….then I realized the show meant low levels in bikinis and bathing suits with Cameltoes and hard nipples…. all wet and bending and shit…and realized I am an idiot….this show is actually genius….pornography that’s under the radar….good work TV…you’ve done it again…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Katerine Webb in her Bathing Suit for that Diving Show of the Day

Denisa Dvorakova for Who Cares…in Bathing Suits of the Day

Denisa Dvorakova won a model search a couple of years ago…she’s Czech like so many horrible people who deserve what is coming to them that I know…all hard faced….skinny…tall…and posing in swimwear….for some catalog shit…that doesn’t really matter…or inspire us to be better people…but it does remind us how shitty our lives are…cuz we aren’t on the beach staring at ass like this while sipping cocktails…in paradise feeling like we’ve made it and like we really grasp what living is….while instead we are defrosting a can of beans and a smoked ham we got on sale for Thanksgiving dinner….cuz we are ghetto and not fabulous like that… I give thanks for this bitch…from her Eastern European home reminds me of where I’ve failed….it gives me perspective and allows me to keep on going…

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Denisa Dvorakova for Who Cares…in Bathing Suits of the Day

Babes who Matter at the CFDA/ VOGUE Fashion Fund Event of the Day

Events…all events…that I see pictures of celebrities at…no matter how low level that celebrity is…remind me of how insignificant I am…because I was never sent an invite…even though I wouldn’t have gone…not because I am too cool to attend events…but because I don’t like leaving my house…or as I like to call it…my pile of filth…the coffin in which I self destruct…but it’d still be nice to get the invite…you know to be a little less like every birthday party in elementary school I didn’t make the cut for….something I am used to…and a lot more like that stamp of approval I need for my self esteem….from society….and the people who really matter like leaches and latch ons…and scenesters…and social climbers…who aim to attach themselves to…cuz they think you are relelvant or the next big thing…cuz you are at the right place with all the right people according to themn…..I need these vapid empty people in fashion to like me…for me to feel like I matter….I’m being sarcastic….I’m just happy lookin at the pics from the comfort of my soiled couch…next to my unshowered, cheese smelling, wife. TO SEE ALL THE RED CARPET AMAZING PICS OF PEOPLE LIKE ASHLEY GREENE, CHRISTINA RICCI, EMMA STONE FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Babes who Matter at the CFDA/ VOGUE Fashion Fund Event of the Day

Sarahr nude

Sarahr is a girl with a name that we can’t spell properly but of course that does not really matter anyway as you will be too busy looking at her tits, ass and pussy here to care anyway Continue reading

Some More Kate Upton Wet T-Shirt Pics for GQ of the Day

Kate Upton for GQ rocking a wet T-shirt has been a revolutionary move for her….and it has turned people like me onto her….because before she was some bitch who wasn’t milking her tits to their full potential…who was just squeezing their sloppiness into a bikini…making me think her nipples were the of a fat chick who was only fat in her tits at 19 but who is gonna be fat everywhere when her body catches up to her….and I still believe that….only it just doesn’t really matter at all….cuz she’s in a wet t-shirt bro…

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Some More Kate Upton Wet T-Shirt Pics for GQ of the Day

Rihanna Rocks Her Thunder Thighs

I’m being told this is Rihanna during some concert the other day, the boobs look about right, but it’s hard to tell with those stupid glasses on. She looks a little too much like Lady GaGa for my taste, I don’t like it. I guess it doesn’t really matter, she’s still shaking her junk so I’ll just have to manage. Those thighs look pretty impressive, impressive like they could crush a man to death, not impressive like slim and soft. I’d still get in there.

Kelly Brook’s Breasts Are Just Wow

See now this is more like it. Who needs Ashley Tisdale when you’ve got a hottie like this. Here’s my favorite British hottie Kelly Brook working her magic in a photoshoot for a barbershop or razor or something along those lines. It doesn’t really matter, if there’s a product somewhere in these shots, I’m not seeing it. All I see are some sexy eyes and some even sexier breasts. Seriously, that top shot…. Amazing. Whatever she’s selling, I’m buying. Well done.

Nina Bott panty peek

We have not heard of the gorgeous actress Nina Bott before but it does not really matter since we are just looking at her panties anyway in this shot Continue reading

Megan Fox Classes Up The Hotness

Here’s Megan Fox the other night at the premiere of the movie…. I want to say ‘Something with Kids’? I don’t really know what it’s called, I’m never going to go see it so it doesn’t really matter, but she’s looking pretty damn classy. She’s got the stripper tattoos all covered up, the douche husband isn’t anywhere in site, and she’s wearing an old school looking evening gown that really highlights her hotness. I’d like to rub my testicles all over it. And…. There it is.

Candace Rae photo shoot

Candace Rae is a model that you won’t often see on Playboy Cyber Girl because she has a slightly filler figure than most other girls on there but it does not really matter as you can see in this video clip Continue reading