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Jessica Hart and Samantha Harris for Seafolly of the Day

Jessica Hart is the gap-toothed bikini model from Australia who is slowing taking her really hot body to the top by selling her soul to Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated. I am ok with her success, not because I love Australian women ever since I lived with one for 6 months when I was a lot younger and realized their white trash, trailer park hard drinking and hot bodies despite being a lot like dudes was hot but kinda gay, but because I like my women with dental issues…. Mainly because it means a woman can’t afford to take care of herself properly enough to really care about what dick they put inside them. You know when they are willing to sacrifice their mouth before turning to the streets to prostitute themselves… rejecting braces, vaneers and regular teeth cleanings and even brushing that your chances of getting with them is high. That’s why a brown and yellow stained, broken smile is like porn to me, it screams “i’ll fuck you cuz my mouth is so fucking disgusting no one with standards will touch me”….making bad dental hygiene a clear cut ticket to her pussy…and invitation to try my best to fill her polluted mouth with my dick and not my tongue….like a Valnetine’s day card that makes me cum….whatever that means…. Either way, here’s high class dental issues, the kind that are used as marketing to differentiate themselves from other models, not the kind of dental issues my women who have neglected themselves enough to let me fuck them, and she’s doing some bikini modeling for some Australian company like it was SI or Victoria’s Secret….

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Snooki Upskirt Pictures of the Day

There was a time in my life that I wanted to go into the Mechanical Bull business. I remember finding a used one and thought that I could rent it out at parties and to make extra money I’d videotape the hot chicks in mini skirts on the shit, titties bouncing around to put on the internet… So in doing my research for this business venture, I went to a local bar with a mechanical bull, and I realized that the percentage of hot chicks who get on the thing are minimal and when they do get on it, they are all dainty and lady-like and manage to cover every interesting body part, but there were endless ugly, sloppy drunk girls, I’m talking a line of them who for some reason, their body parts that no one really wanted to see, were put out on display like it was a freakshow…. I guess Snooki proves my theory that the Mechanical bull is for fat and sloppy being thrown around like the barnyard animals on their way to the slaughthouse….and her upskirt is really just her bathing suit…but when it comes to Snooki, it doesn’t really matter because it’s all disgusting…

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I do it all for the Crazy Birdman of the Day

This was just emailed to me. It is a video of a crazy man and his family of pigeons and I figured I’d post it for you, cuz this kind of behavior inspires me. There’s no fun in being normal and if you ever find yourself all alone and down on your luck, just put some stale bread in your hood and pockets and step into a public place with pigeons. You’ll get all the love you ever fucking need. It’s the crazy people who remind me that everything is gonna be ok whether it is in a “thank god I’m not that guy” or “if that guy survives so can I” way. Cuz life is funny. Things don’t really matter and really aren’t a big deal as long as you have pigeons… Someone needs to edit this up and give dude a soundtrack….

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I do it all for the Crazy Birdman of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger Shows Off Some Pussy Definition of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger is showing off her pussy definition in some tight outfit to snuff out any rumors that her she may actually have a cock, because based on that hard face, you’d automatically think she was a tranny, especially now that trannies are all South American and Asian and hotter than most white American women, but in their defense a bucket of shit usually has a tighter body than 80 percent of America and you can thank fast food on every corner for that…. As a dude married to fat pig of a woman, I’m not sure if fucking her is more twisted than fucking a dude dressed like a girl, I haven’t taken the time to find out, just like I haven’t taken the time to find out whether Nicole Scherzinger is a chick or not, but as far as I’m concerned, with a body like this, she’s good enough either way….no homo…. Pics via Fame

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Radha Mitchell Full Frontal in Feast of Love of the Day

Here’s some white bitch with a Hindu name because her parents were some kind of weird Australian hippies who related to the Hindu way of life or some other bullshit I know I’d find annoying if I was at their dinner party listening to them preach their garbage…..not that I’d ever be invited to their dinner party but you get what I am saying….and if you don’t it doesn’t really matter but it does involve boring white people attaching themselves to other people’s cultures….when they could just do what their daughter is doing and that’s attaching their hairy pussies to some dude in some low level movie sex scene from two years ago on their quest to find fame but that didn’t work out so well cuz no one ever saw the shit or has any idea who this bitch is, but she’s good enough for me, which isn’t saying much, cuz I have fucked some pretty questionable things over the years…..some human…some not…but all good enough for me….

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Radha Mitchell Full Frontal in Feast of Love of the Day

Rachel Bilson Still Bores Me

Here’s cutie Rachel Bilson out the other day doing some shopping or hanging out with friends or walking the streets or trying on sexy lingerie…. It doesn’t really matter what I say she’s doing, she’s not doing anything fun, but she’s looking cute while while doing it. That was a bit of a run on sentence, and I used the word while twice, but I decided to write this without hitting backspace or delete just for kicks. That’s how uninteresting Rachel Bilson pictures have become. At least I have my ice cream sandwiches to cheer me up. Enjoy.

Nelly Furtado’s Award Winning Pant Suit

After seeing Nelly Furtado performing at the opening ceremonies of the Vancouver 2010 Olympics , I thought it might be nice to have her on the site. Here she is getting some sort of award the other day that I know absolutely nothing about. I guess it doesn’t really matter, the important thing is that she’s showing us some sweet cleavage and nice legs. Wait, she’s not doing either of those things. What was the point of having her on the site? This is why I don’t drink in the morning.

Nieve Jennings Knows How To Sell Cars Lingerie

Here’s some woman named Nieve Jennings hanging out on a luxury car in her slutty lingerie. Why, you ask? Does it really matter? Apparently she’s modeling some bridal lingerie from Ultimo in Scotland of all places. When I think of Scottish women, lingerie doesn’t come to mind. Angry toothless drunken birds throwing pint glasses at me for suggesting they play with my Bobby under the table, on the other hand, pops into my head almost immediately. Good times.

Shauna Sand in a See Thru Dress with her Kids of the Day

I didn’t post the pictures of Shauna Sand with her kids in this outfit because a lawyer I know told me that since I link to porn, despite not being a porn site, and really if you jerk off to anything I post, you have serious issues, but still according to the law I am smut and posting pictures of kids on smutty sites will get a motherfucker arrested, and despite your unhealthy love for kids, a love responsible for your job as a bus driver, school teacher, pediatrician, camp councillor, social worker or wherever you creeps work with kids to get access to getting kids on your lap all while parents trust your interest in their kids, like you were Bill Cosby and you were just doing it to help and not to help yourself get off…… But these pictures of “pornstar” Shauna Sand wearing this outfit with her kids, who are probably going to be the most fucked up kids out of Hollywood, giving us something to look forward to in 10 years when they are 18, except that usually kids of whores amount to something more than their trashy, child abusing based soley on the random men who come in and out of the house/her vagina, as well as the constant scary nudity, and trashy public stripper shit that embarrasses and scars……and here are the pics the child services people should use to take her kids away from her…..

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Shauna Sand in a See Thru Dress with her Kids of the Day

Serena Williams and her Big Monster Tits of the Day

Serena Williams confuses me because she’s equipped with these monster tits that if you were to see alone, you might get excited about, but unfortunately, they don’t come alone, they come with the rest of her really muscular and monsterous large body. It’s like if you get with this, your sexuality is definitely as questionable no matter how hard you focus in on her tits bouncing, her gender is questionable cuz we don’t know if she was born with a vagina because her muscles tell us otherwise, and it seems like her dad just decided to sculpt a vagina out of her penis when she was a baby in their basement so that one day she’d be able to pay off the family mortgage when she reached the top of Women’s tennis because she was actually a dude….a sport her dad wanted to dominate because of bitterness that came with being poor black boy they didn’t let in the country club…. Who really knows, I just know this is scary as fuck…

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