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Ashley Greene’s Sad Little Short Shorts

Am I the only one who thinks that Ashley Greene needs to cheer up a little? I mean the chick is hot, she was in one of those super popular sensitive vampire movies that all the teenage girls love so much and she’s wearing daisy dukes. You can’t be upset wearing cut-off denim short shorts, that’s the rule, I’m pretty sure it’s stitched into the label. I know when I spend the afternoon in my cut-offs it really brightens up my day. Plus, you never see one of those hot chicks working at the foxy bikini carwash looking depressed… And she works at a damn carwash.

Alexa Vega Has A Powerful Seat

Obviously I know nothing about this Alexa Vega chick, you all know I hate to do research, but she seems to be yet another chick who looks kind of like Emmanuel Chriqui or Nina Dobrev or Demi Lovato or whichever one is popular right now. I don’t know what’s going on with all these sort of look-a-likes, but it’s really confusing me. Someone needs to tell my erection what’s going on. Whoever this one is, I wouldn’t mind spending a few hours investigating those powerful thighs of hers.

Ashley Greene’s Sexy Bikini Body

I don’t think I need to tell you how impressed I’ve been over the last little while with this Ashley Greene hottie, she finally dropped the Jonas Brother she wasn’t having sex with and she’s moved on to bigger and better things. Here she is showing off that killer body on the cover of Women’s Health in a sexy little bikini. I even like the shot of her in the one-piece, which is strange because nobody looks good in a one-piece. I must be in love.

Who Might Be Leaving The Real Housewives of New Jersey?

Is The Real Housewives of New Jersey following in the pink slip-covered footsteps of its Bravo brethren? A week after The Real Housewives of New York City gave the boot to multiple stars , Radar Online cites an advertisement that implies at least one member of the New Jersey cast will also be headed out the door. A new casting notice is floating out there that seeks “a few FABULOUS WOMEN to join our cast as they live their glamorous lives in Northern New Jersey,” while phone calls have allegedly been placed to “Housewife worthy women.” So, who might be on the way out? Teresa Giudice is rumored to be featured on the new season of Celebrity Apprentice , though this doesn’t mean she can’t continue to film the RHONJ. Who do you want to see fired from the show?

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Who Might Be Leaving The Real Housewives of New Jersey?

Sara Leal Outed as Latest Ashton Kutcher Mistress?

Has Demi Moore finally had it with what one source deems to be Ashton Kutcher’s “serial” cheating? A new Star Magazine cover story claims this couple is headed for divorce because the Two and a Half Men star couldn’t keep it in his pants again, this time hooking up with a 23-year old named Sara Leal on September 23rd

Snooki Weight Loss Pics: Orange Troll Shrinking Before Our Eyes

Snooki really needs to eat something besides Deena’s face . The Jersey Shore star has shed several dress sizes recently, barely resembling her Season 1 self (save for the orange spray tan and skanky antics, obvi). Check out these Snooki pictures from 2009 and last week: The vertically and intellectually challenged Jersey girl swears by Zantrex-3 Fat Burner (about as healthy as QuickTrim) and has been working out. She has dropped over 15 pounds from her petite 4’ 9” frame, which has left her looking like a different, though still ridiculously dressed person. Apparently it’s been a well-received change. She Tweeted Tuesday: “LOL so some girl comes up to me n goes ‘you look like one of those girls from the jersey shows, but you look better.’ Uhm thanks? Lmao,” What do you think? Does Snooki look better or worse with the extra 15 lbs.? More importantly, if you’re a guy (or Deena), would you … y’know?!

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Rachel Bilson Is A Perfect Little Hottie

I’ve always said that Rachel Bilson was a cutie and here she is the other night in a sexy little frilly dress proving me right again. That little body is great, she would make a great addition to my harem, I think she would fit right in. When I refer to my harem, I’m talking about my extensive database of hot chicks and a sock that really needs a good cleaning. more pictures of Rachel Bilson here

Happy Birthday, Hank Baskett IV!

Hank Baskett IV turns a year old today, and the little guy really needs your best wishes. This is a toddler whose dad continues to be cut by professional football teams and whose mother is so desperate for attention that she’ll mislead the public about a miscarriage . Pretty tragic stuff. Hank, of course, is just the innocent, adorable bystander in all of this. He’s not even aware of how his mother is exploiting him on tabloid covers such as the ones shown here. He probably thinks the cameramen are his relatives. Poor guy. Happy birthday, buddy.

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Happy Birthday, Hank Baskett IV!

Ashley Greene Drops A Little Cleavage

I’ve finally got some pictures of Ashley Greene doing something other than walking into or out of the gym in her spandex outfit . Don’t get me wrong, I love a chick in gym sweats, but enough was enough. Here she is looking hot getting into her car wearing a nice tight 80′s hooker dress and showing off some decent cleavage. This is more like it. I guess this was what all the hard work at the gym was all about. Keep up the good work.