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Sheriff’s Department: We Want to Speak to Mel

Filed under: Mel Gibson , Oksana Grigorieva , Celebrity Justice We’ve learned the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department has one witness they really want a sit-down with … Mel Gibson . Sheriff’s spokesperson Steve Whitmore tells TMZ, “We would like to speak to Mr. Gibson,” adding his department has extended an invitation… Read more

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NBA Finals Game 7 Live Blog: The Real Keys To Tonight’s Game

It’s Game 7. We’re live-blogging. I don’t think I need to explain why. Anyway, here are five keys to tonight’s game, because the ABC pregame show won’t tell you anything of substance. (I really want to see someone do an animated .gif of Magic Johnson talking with vuvuzelas in his hands). Pau Gasol I posted this

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Kelly Ripa Plays with Balls of the Day

I used to jerk off to Kelly Ripa on the morning show. Then my TV broke. So I’d go to McDonald’s where they have free TVs and I’d watch her and I’d jerk off in the bathroom, but then I realized that it wasn’t Kelly Ripa that was turning me on, but the shape of my Egg McMuffin was and now I don’t jerk off to her at all. She’s old, has too many kids and looks like shit and here she is playing with balls, at least the only balls I really want to see her bony hand playing with, because she’s a fucking monster… Pics via Fame

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Now Here Is Some Obama Heckling We Can Get Behind [Heckling]

Heckling: Like talking, only louder and more disruptive. You do it when you really want to get your point across. Today at a fundraiser for California Senate candidate Barbara Boxer, Obama was heckled… by the good guys! More

How To Print From An iPad

Okay, now I really want one. via . View

Lily Allen Ready To Be A Mom

Lily Allen has said she wants to have a baby as she plans to retire from music.

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Lily Allen Ready To Be A Mom

McDonalds wants to sell your kids hamburgers and sex

McDonald’s is marketing to your kids. They want to snag your juniors early and mold them into lifetime users.

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Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch in Whore Boots of the Day

The Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch continues…. Today she decided to try to distract us from her face by wearing whore boots, a short skirt and a little leg skin, which was a pretty good strategy that almost worked, but we’re a little more clever than that, mainly because we’re not her 14 year old fan base, and shit should be taken up a notch next time she tries to pull a fast one, ideally showing off some vagina lip. We may be really easy to please with our low standards and horniness and showing a little skin, almost fooled us into thinking she’s actually decent lookin, but I hear this strategy is a lot more effective after when we’re shown pictures of fingers inside a spread open cunt

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One of the Unsexiest Webcam Videos of the Day

Here’s a video of a webcam girl with a gut and hairy armits stripping down to her pajamas to shake her tits and booty and the whole thing confuses the fuck out of me, was this shit a spur of the moment kind of thing, was it for her boyfriend who doesn’t care that she’s got rank ass armpit hair because he likes the inner animal in her, or is this for some hairy armpit fetish sites…I just don’t get it…..and I guess I don’t really want to or have to, I just get to watch and laugh at the shit and you should too….

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Shauna Sand Sex Tape

I know I just did a post on Shauna Sand , but TMZ is reporting that Vivid has acquired a Shauna Sand Sex Tape .

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Shauna Sand Sex Tape