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Big Orangey Disaster: Twitter Flipped The TSA Crisis Into Hilariously Petty Memes

“Are you coming in today?” TSA employees: pic.twitter.com/9ucjIdH2EA — Jane (@A_maan_duuh) January 6, 2019 Twitter Copes With TSA Crisis With Jokes At this point, all you can do is laugh to distract yourself from the pathetic state of Trumpy’s America  currently spiraling deeper into the orangey abyss by the infuriating Government shutdown that’s left thousands of federal employees in wage-free limbo without signs of ending anytime soon. Sadly, it’s a complete and total disaster but at least we have these memes to make us feel a smidge better. TSA workers until the government shutdown is over. pic.twitter.com/4SJyhuhCii — Will (@gondola__) January 7, 2019 Peep the absolutely funniest (and pettiest) TSA crisis tweets/memes on the flip. Continue reading

As The World Sperms: Woman Falls In Love With Her Sperm Donor 12 Years After Having His Child [Video]

They say that love happens when you least expect it, and that was definitely the case for Jessica Share who recently met her daughter’s biological father and ended up falling in love with him. Share and Aaron Long have been dating for a little over a year now, but their genetics were introduced nearly 13 years ago when Jessica chose him as her sperm donor back in 2005. GMA reports, Long was a sperm donor in the mid-90s, and in 2005, Share selected his sperm to have her daughter with her female partner in Ohio, saying she was initially attracted to his sperm donor profile. Share and her wife split up a couple of years ago, and at around the same time she says her daughter started poking around on the DNA testing site 23 and Me. There, Alice connected with her biological father, who soon began talking to her mother. After Share and Long met, the rest was communal home history. Jessica, Aaron and their daughter Alice all live together in Seattle along with Jessica’s other children. No word on how many of the kids Aaron may be the papi of.

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For The Low Low Price Of $50 Mil: Pablo Escobar’s Brother Launched A GoFundMe To Impeach Donald Trump

Source: The Washington Post / Getty Pablo Escobar’s Brother Is Trying To Impeach Donald Trump Pablo Escobar’s brother, Roberto “El Osito” Escobar, is a man of the people–so, naturally, he launched a  GoFundMe  campaign in an attempt to impeach  Donald Trump . According to the people over at TMZ , he’s hoping to raise a humble $50 million for his company Escobar Inc., though it’s not entirely clear what Roberto’s plans for the money are. On the GoFundMe page, which has since been removed from the platform, Roberto claimed that he has a lot of information that could harm Trump and his career as president. “I am the brother of a Latino hero, I have eliminated many people from power. … Trump will be impeached,” he wrote. The money raised would reportedly be used to finance “intelligence research, lobby firms and lawyers” to assist in getting Trump out of office. According to the plan with the questionable plan, he has information that Robert Mueller would want to hear, whatever that means. “We, the people will impeach Donald Trump with Pablo Escobar’s family holding dirty secrets of President Trump, his family and associates,” the promo image for the page promised once it went up. As previously stated, the fundraiser has since been shut down by GoFundMe–even though the  We The People Will Fund The Wall  page with a $1 billion goal is still up and running.  

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For The Low Low Price Of $50 Mil: Pablo Escobar’s Brother Launched A GoFundMe To Impeach Donald Trump

SMH: Nevada Inmate Found Dead In Cell After His Execution Was Called Off

Source: Avalon / Getty Inmate Whose Execution Was Called Off Found Dead In Cell A man who was convicted of murder twice–who declared he wanted to die and who Nevada officials said tried several times to kill himself–has been found dead from an apparent hanging after two scheduled lethal injections were postponed, officials said on Saturday. 48-year-old Scott Raymond Dozier was found unresponsive in his solo death-row cell at the state’s maximum-security prison, Department of Corrections spokeswoman Brooke Santina told The Associated Press. Dozier had said repeatedly that he wanted to die instead of spending the rest of his life in prison. “I’ve been very clear about my desire to be executed … even if suffering is inevitable,” Dozier explained in a handwritten note to a state court judge, who postponed his execution in November 2017 over concerns the untried drug regimen could leave him suffocating, conscious, and unable to move. “Just get it done, just do it effectively and stop fighting about it,” the frustrated inmate told The Associated Press in a telephone interview last August. But his bid to become the first Nevada inmate put to death since 2006 was called off twice amid court fights over a three-drug combination that had never been used in the U.S. The starts-and-stops in Dozier’s case propelled Nevada to the top of a national debate about the death penalty and shed light on extraordinary efforts some states take to try to obtain drugs from pharmaceutical companies that insist they don’t want their products used for executions. Dozier gave up appeals for the death sentence he received in 2007 for separate killings of methamphetamine drug trade associates in 2002 in both Phoenix and Las Vegas. Last month, state lawyers revealed in a separate federal lawsuit over Dozier’s treatment behind bars that that he had tried several methods to kill himself in recent months, including attempting to obtain drops of a deadly drug on a piece of paper sent through prison mail. Dozier’s lawyers also revealed that he apparently cut his neck and wrist with a razor in October. Dozier was not on suicide watch Saturday, according to authorities, but was found dead at 4:35 p.m. at the prison in Ely, about 250 miles north of Las Vegas. The prisons spokeswoman said she didn’t immediately know when Dozier had last been seen by guards. Santina said that would be part of investigations by the department’s inspector general and White Pine County sheriff’s office. Continue reading

Are You Dumb? NBA YoungBoy’s Alleged Side Chick Gets His Face Tatted On Her Chest; He Immediately Curves Her On Social Media

Source: Erika Goldring / Getty Girl Gets Huge NBA YoungBoy Tattoo On Her Chest A young woman that goes by the name “Arabian” got a huge tattoo of her reported boo, NBA YoungBoy , on her chest as a symbol of their love…or so we thought. In the video below you can see the freshly inked portrait of the rapper on her chest that has social media going crazy. Fans flooded her social media wanting more details about their romance, but she claimed that its “not her place”.       NBA YoungBoy, however, wasn’t amused by the gesture. He took to twitter to coldly clapback. Click the next page to see his savage response to the tattoo… Continue reading

Not A Good Look: Video Resurfaces Of Drake Inappropriately Kissing & Touching 17-Year Old Girl On Stage At A Concert [Video]

Source: Vivien Killilea / Getty Drake Facing Backlash After Old Video Of Him Inappropriately Touching A 17-Year Old Girl Resurfaces According TMZ ,  Drake is in hot water after an old video of the rap superstar resurfaces, showing him kissing and touching a 17-year old girl inappropriately on stage during a concert. In light of Lifetime’s “Surviving R.Kelly” documentary , its a little unsettling to see what transpired on stage.  Reportedly from a show at the Ogden Theatre in May 2010. You can see Drake on stage with the young fan, who he begins slow-dancing with before getting behind her and slowly smelling her hair. Drake appears to caress her and kiss her neck, and says to the crowd “Y’all gonna have me get carried away again. I get in trouble for sh*t like this; how old are you?” The girls tells him she’s only 17, the crowd cheers then Drake creepily replies, “I can’t go to jail yet, man! Seventeen? How do you look like that? You thick. Look at all this.” But things really get strange when he tells the girl he had fun with her and liked the way her breasts felt against his chest then finishes the encounter with more kisses, including on the lips. Drake was 23 at the time of the video, and age of consent in Colorado is reportedly 17, but fans still are uncomfortable with the footage.

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Not A Good Look: Video Resurfaces Of Drake Inappropriately Kissing & Touching 17-Year Old Girl On Stage At A Concert [Video]

Get ‘Em: Demi Lovato Goes IN On Instagram Over A Fat-Shaming Advertisement

Source: Sun Sentinel / Getty Demi Lovato Slams Instagram For Displaying A Harmful Ad Demi Lovato took to Instagram on Friday to fight back on an issue she’s long been passionate about stopping: body shaming. Instagram removed an advertisement for a mobile game from their app after the singer posted several IG stories denouncing the ad and asking for it to be taken down.  The sponsored post promoting a game called “Game of Sultans” featured two side-by-side characters, one dubbed “obese” and another called “pretty.” “Why is this fat shaming bull**it on my feed,” the 26-year-old wrote on her Instagram story. “So many things wrong with this ad.” She even tweeted about it to draw attention to the ad and how much of a problem she has with it, urging her fans to “always speak up for what you believe in.” Just called out Instagram and some bullshit game on my insta stories.. go check it out. Always speak up for what you believe in! — Demi Lovato (@ddlovato) January 4, 2019 The message from the ad is basically that only skinny women are pretty–which is clearly wrong and problematic–so Demi took it upon herself to take a stand. “This is absolutely harmful to anyone who is easily influenced by societal pressures put on us from the diet culture to constantly be losing weight in a world that teaches us to equate our value and worth with the way we look and especially anyone in recovery from an eating disorder,” she wrote. “Especially when eating disorders are all about ‘control.’” Lovato goes on to directly call out Instagram for allowing an ad that degrades the way people look on its platform. “Please Instagram, keep this bull**it off mine and other’s feeds who could easily be effected by this disgusting advertisement,” she wrote. “With how aware people are becoming of mental health and mental illnesses, I expect you guys to know better by allowing this advertisement to be allowed on your app. And shame on the game.” Following the post, Instagram ended up apologizing and told  TMZ   the ad violated its terms of service and would be removed. “We’re sorry. This ad was approved by mistake,” the company said. “We reviewed it again and removed it from future delivery in people’s feeds.” Continue reading

Kevin ‘Hood Gyno’ Gates Gives Inaccurate Information About Vaginal Discharge In Women

Source: Prince Williams / Getty Everybody is an expert these days when it comes to anything, just because they’ve read it on the Internet.  Kevin Gates must be an OBGYN and we just don’t know about it, because the Louisiana rapper gave a whole unwanted lesson on Bacterial Vaginosis and Vaginal Discharge in women via Twitter. Bacterial vaginosis, also known as vaginal bacteriosis, is the most common cause of vaginal infection for women of childbearing age. It frequently develops after sexual intercourse with a new partner, and it is rare for a woman to have it if she has never had sexual intercourse. — Kevin Gates (@iamkevingates) January 5, 2019 Bacterial vaginitis (BV) is the most common vaginal infection among women aged 15 to 44 years. Symptoms, if they appear, may include itching and a gray, watery discharge with a “fishy” smell. Untreated BV can lead to serious complications. Treatment is normally with antibiotics. — Kevin Gates (@iamkevingates) January 5, 2019   The information looks like something he copied straight off of Web MD, and folks were calling him out for his “facts” it being hella inaccurate. I dropped out of med school but I can still tell you this wrong as shit Kev. — Just Call Me DJ (@HovsMyUncle) January 5, 2019 But the real question is what was he going through that day to make him want to give lecture on BV. Kevin tweeted: My last two tweets were for the people who believe feminine discharge and a fishy smell is normal – I only tell you this because I love you — Kevin Gates (@iamkevingates) January 5, 2019 Wonder what Dreka has to say about this. Continue reading

Hi Haters: Ginuwine Genuinely Defends His Coal Colored Facial Follicles, Says They’re Real

Source: Charles Sykes/Bravo/NBCU Photo Bank / Getty “Pony” problems… Ginuwine Defends His Alleged Fake Beard Ginuwine knows you think his Etch A Sketch, possibly magnetic, Sharpie-scribbled Build-A-Beard is fake—and he’s issuing a response. Ginuwine took a break from brushing Bigen into his beard yesterday to clap back at a fan who asked him why he used hair dye on his follicles. “Why paint your beard bro? No need to,”said the fan. “The funny thing is it’s not. Loloooolooo but if it was SO WHAT!!! Lol!” responded ‘Wine. He’s since posted a response on his Instagram claiming that people are just being haters. “Lol since y’all talking I might as well keep you talking Lololol,” wrote Ginuwine. “You know I’m defiant I go there so f*** the haters NOW WHAT!!!!!” Sit down haters!!! Are YOU just hating on Ginuwine’s questionable beard??? Take another look at it on the flip.

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Yes, There Are Dumpster-Dwelling Dusty-Crusties STILL Defending R. Kelly

*whole TL hating R.Kelly* Me: pic.twitter.com/WHsjDFq9bb — kyle (@thekillakay_) January 3, 2019 R. Kelly Minions Defend Their King During “Surviving R. Kelly” Doc Everyone’s in a TIZZY over Lifetime’s deeply unsettling “Surviving R. Kelly” series that served as the millionth reminder of Robert Kelly’s disgusting shenanigans currently exposing seas of sicko apologists who scampered to defend  their King YET AGAIN in the first Black Twitter brawl of 2019. Me listening to this rkelly, This morning on my way to work pic.twitter.com/DqmUvIV8cS — I’m good luv (@Erin_niicole) January 4, 2019 Peep the pettiest reactions to Toni Braxton & Birdman’s maybe-breakup on the flip.

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