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K. Michelle Revealed That She’s Deflating Her Massive Donk & Twitter Twittered

Thanks @kmichelle for the shoutout on @TheRealDaytime Looking forward to helping her in Jan with a #ButtockReduction . This has become a necessity and is now a standard part of my lecture circuit because comfort and safety are always key pic.twitter.com/tJHg3TtUzA — Ashkan Ghavami MD (@DrGhavami) December 16, 2017 K. Michelle Announced Donk Downsizing & Set Off Twitter All good things eventually come to an end which explains K. Michelle ‘s plans to deflate her massive donk meats next month (mostly because they threatened her health) in a not-very-shocking revelation that comes at a time when disastrous donks + chicken legs are the new very sad normal. Peep the Black Twitter chatter over K. Michelle’s upcoming donk deflation on the flip.

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Malignant Make-Up Malevolence: Kylie Jenner Lugged By Her Lube-Filled Lips For Exorbitant $360 Beauty Products

Image via Tracey Jay/Photo Image Press/Splash Kylie Jenner Blasted For Ridiculous Beauty Product Prices Kylie Jenner clearly thinks that some of y’alls love for her will prompt you to spend damn near TWO $200 dates on her latest stolen beauty supply venture. I have developed for you guys the most amazing luxury brushes ever. I am very excited! Real brushes don’t compare to synthetic brushes. Different performance/quality/everything. I am 100% down to do an entire synthetic line in the future which will ultimately be cheaper. — Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) December 10, 2017 The youngest Kardashian-adjacent launched some new make-up brushes that are priced at $360 and is trying her damnedest to convince you that she HAS to charge that amount I always fight for the lowest price on all my products. Here are some other real brush lines for reference pic.twitter.com/mOxwmFJJcM — Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) December 10, 2017 Ironically, she is pricing her brand at a ridiculous level, yet when comparing her line to other brands in the market, she describes her competition as “real”. So you want people to pay $360 for your “fake” brand? Ok. But i hear you guys, love you guys and truly just want the best. — Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) December 10, 2017 When it got too hot in the kitchen, Kylie tried to knock herself down another peg and play the “I understand the plight of you brokies” card. Flip the page to see how people dug into her likely modify azz.

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Call Gabby Douglas: Simone Biles Claps Back At Messy Miserables Roasting Her Hair

Guillermo Proano/WENN.com First Gabby Douglas , now Simone… Simone Biles Responds To Hair Criticism It be ya own people. Simone Biles recently responded to a slew of Internet trolls who hated on the hair she wore while making her honorary debut as a Houston Texans cheerleader. On Sunday the elite athlete excitedly shared photos from her debut at Texas’ NRG Stadium. And while most people sent Simone congratulatory messages for getting the first ever honorary gig that included custom-made boots, a uniform and pom-poms…. can’t wait to cheer at my first game GO HOUSTON TEXANS pic.twitter.com/K4ijVE86ud — Simone Biles (@Simone_Biles) December 10, 2017 a few messy miserables relentlessly roasted her hair. you should’ve kept it in a bun… pic.twitter.com/wQTvwUg17i — Miss Uzi (@Fentzslay) December 11, 2017 sis that texture don't match regardless. WAY too much leave out SSISIISISSS — Pomegranate Queen (@champagnegina) December 11, 2017 While that was Simone during practice, during the actual game the 4’9 Olympic gold medalist switched it up and looked like this; I had such an amazing experience cheering at the Texans Game Definitely a memory to last forever! pic.twitter.com/dvLmlClfk6 — Simone Biles (@Simone_Biles) December 11, 2017 Dear les misérables, mind ya business and oil ya ankles. You’re ashy. See Simone’s response to the shade on the flip.

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Call Gabby Douglas: Simone Biles Claps Back At Messy Miserables Roasting Her Hair

Guillermo Proano/WENN.com First Gabby Douglas , now Simone… Simone Biles Responds To Hair Criticism It be ya own people. Simone Biles recently responded to a slew of Internet trolls who hated on the hair she wore while making her honorary debut as a Houston Texans cheerleader. On Sunday the elite athlete excitedly shared photos from her debut at Texas’ NRG Stadium. And while most people sent Simone congratulatory messages for getting the first ever honorary gig that included custom-made boots, a uniform and pom-poms…. can’t wait to cheer at my first game GO HOUSTON TEXANS pic.twitter.com/K4ijVE86ud — Simone Biles (@Simone_Biles) December 10, 2017 a few messy miserables relentlessly roasted her hair. you should’ve kept it in a bun… pic.twitter.com/wQTvwUg17i — Miss Uzi (@Fentzslay) December 11, 2017 sis that texture don't match regardless. WAY too much leave out SSISIISISSS — Pomegranate Queen (@champagnegina) December 11, 2017 While that was Simone during practice, during the actual game the 4’9 Olympic gold medalist switched it up and looked like this; I had such an amazing experience cheering at the Texans Game Definitely a memory to last forever! pic.twitter.com/dvLmlClfk6 — Simone Biles (@Simone_Biles) December 11, 2017 Dear les misérables, mind ya business and oil ya ankles. You’re ashy. See Simone’s response to the shade on the flip.

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Comedian Blasts Meghan Markle’s “Black Girl Magic” Engagement: “It’s Not A Victory For Black Women”

Zak Hussein/SplashNews Meghan Markle’s Engagement Is Not A Victory For Black Women Welp! Black folks got about a week to be happy about biracial Meghan Markle’s swirl-gagement to Prince Harry before the bubble bursting memes and editorials have begun picking the social impact of the pairing to pieces. Eurweb published a scathing editorial by comedian Cory Haywood that begins: *Sisters, don’t get too excited about Meghan Markle‘s engagement to Prince Harry (or whatever the hell that boy’s name is). This “historic” piece of news doesn’t even remotely count as a victory for black people or black women. Period. Sisters, I can hear ya’ll fools right now – “I’m not wasting my time with average ni**as. I deserve to be with a prince so that I can be treated like a princess.” Ha! I laugh at you ignorant hoes. “Coming to America” was a movie. That sh** ain’t happening to you. Ignorant hoes though? BRUH. Haywood goes on to argue that Markle’s indistinguishable features made her prime for the Prince’s pickings, traits that most black women can’t claim. He also says that Markle’s marriage is only possible because Prince Harry is unlikely to inherit the throne anyway. Haywood also decries The Root’s decision to declare the engagement “black girl magic” So let me get this straight, it’s just a good ol’ ni*ga time when two black people get married, but when a black girl wrangles a White Prince, it’s “magic”. Ni**a what! We see where he’s going and it’s part of why we try to celebrate Black love everywhere we see it, but Haywood stumbles into murky territory when he attacks the black community’s willingness to embrace the success of mixed race people as “black success”: More importantly, why is it that every time a half-breed stumbles upon good fortune or success, the entire black community rejoices and lives vicariously through that person (as if his or her family tree is entirely Negro)? Are we that desperate for a win? Half-breed is a HORRIBLE term. Haywood is a comedian but it seems a** backwards to make an argument like his using the oppressor’s terminology. That part aside, do you think that Haywood is right to be critical of the royal engagement being upheld as “black girl magic” or even something meant to inspire “hope” for black women? We saw this Good Morning America headline as well and definitely gave it the side eye. Amanda Seales does a pretty good breakdown here on IG: So what do you think? How did you respond to Meghan Markle’s engagement to Prince Harry? Is it a victory for black women? Black people? Biracial women? History? Or JUST Meghan Markle and Prince Harry? Do you agree with Cory Haywood that some black women have taken the engagement news too far?

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Call Melania: Ex-Fox News Host Says Deplorable Dorito Dust In Chief Tried To Kiss Her

Drew Angerer/Getty Images Here we go again… Juliet Huddy Says Donald Trump Tried To Kiss Her A former Fox News anchor is putting the deplorable dorito dust in chief on blast. Juliet Huddy recently revealed that Trump tried to kiss her in an elevator shorlty after her married White House hostage First Lady Melania Trump. Huddy relayed the story on “Mornin!!! with Bill Schulz” on compoundmedia.com and dished on the moment that p**y grabbing Sunkist Stalin thought he had a chance. “He took me for lunch at Trump Tower, just us two. He said goodbye to me in an elevator while his security guy was there, rather than kiss me on the cheek he leaned in to kiss me on the lips,” said Huddy according to PageSix. “I wasn’t offended, I was kind of like, ‘Oh my god’.” She said she went to meet a friend and Trump then invited them both back to see “The Apprentice” set, “And everything was copacetic after that.” Re: @PageSix story: Yes, it's true. And though I'm offended by his comments on 'other matters' – as I said on @77WABCradio & @BillSchulz 's show yesterday – I was neither threatened nor offended in elevator. End of story. Now, plz let me get back to @TheCrownNetflix . — Juliet Huddy (@JulietHuddyTV) December 9, 2017 You weren’t offended Juliet? After that deplorable dustbin put himself THAT close to your face? Psssh please. Huddy also added that Trump later appeared on her Fox News chat and joked about her giving him the Mutumbo finger; “I hit on her but she blew me off,” said Cheeto Cretin. Huddy also allegedly received a settlement after she made a complaint against Bill O’Reilly. Charles Eshelman/FilmMagic What’s wrong with these depraved deplorables?

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MORE Of The Funniest Memes Of The Week

When you see Solange running for the elevator. pic.twitter.com/2d3LslgEWe — Geezus Shuttlesworth (@DrJekyllMrSavij) December 5, 2017 Hilarious Memes Of The Week We’re BYKE with a BONUS batch of hilarious meme excellence for your snowed-in weekend pleasure. draya's son: it only takes 5 seconds mom, pls sign it draya: pic.twitter.com/KkF4p1vLgm — Steph (@stephxghost) December 8, 2017 Peep all the best (and funniest) memes of the week on the flip.

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So Sad: 15-Year-Old Girl Set on Fire And Stabbed 80 Times By A Man She Met on Facebook

Getty Images Body Found After Teenager Was Murdered By Man She Met On Facebook The body of a 15-year-old girl from New Castle, Sabriya McLean, was found on Tuesday in Philadelphia . When her body was discovered, she had been stabbed 80 times and then later on fire. Police have identified her killer as 23-year-old Cole Swaringer-Herring, whom the teenager met on Facebook. According to the local news station, WPVI-TV, McLean and Swaringer-Herring met in person on Monday night, but it is unknown how long they knew each other previously, or when they met through Facebook. Police are claiming that the suspect killed the victim during that same encounter. The 23-year-old confessed the crime to his parents, who then contacted the police the next day. Swaringer-Herring was arrested at the murder scene after the young lady’s body was found under a pile of leaves. He has been charged with murder, arson, and abuse of a corpse among other related offenses. Because this crime was so insanely brutal, the police are now considering Swaringer-Herring for other violent crimes that have recently taken place in the area. So sad.

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So Sad: 15-Year-Old Girl Set on Fire And Stabbed 80 Times By A Man She Met on Facebook

So Sad: 15-Year-Old Girl Set on Fire And Stabbed 80 Times By A Man She Met on Facebook

Getty Images Body Found After Teenager Was Murdered By Man She Met On Facebook The body of a 15-year-old girl from New Castle, Sabriya McLean, was found on Tuesday in Philadelphia . When her body was discovered, she had been stabbed 80 times and then later on fire. Police have identified her killer as 23-year-old Cole Swaringer-Herring, whom the teenager met on Facebook. According to the local news station, WPVI-TV, McLean and Swaringer-Herring met in person on Monday night, but it is unknown how long they knew each other previously, or when they met through Facebook. Police are claiming that the suspect killed the victim during that same encounter. The 23-year-old confessed the crime to his parents, who then contacted the police the next day. Swaringer-Herring was arrested at the murder scene after the young lady’s body was found under a pile of leaves. He has been charged with murder, arson, and abuse of a corpse among other related offenses. Because this crime was so insanely brutal, the police are now considering Swaringer-Herring for other violent crimes that have recently taken place in the area. So sad.

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Stalley Talks Working With The Migos, Leaving MMG, “We Weren’t N*SYNC” [Video]

Stalley talks to XXL about his new project after MMG and Atlantic records left him on the back burner. Stream Stalley’s new project on Spotify here or buy it for $4.99 HERE .  

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