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Sizzling Meat Madness: Employee Accused Of Stealing $1.2 Million Of Fajitas

Lauri Patterson ¡Ay, caramba! Texas Man Accused Of Stealing $1.2 Million Of Fajitas A sly thinking businessman was recently busted for making a major profit off the sizzling goodness of a Mexican dish. Gilberto Escamilla, a Juvenile Justice department worker in Cameron County, Texas, was recently busted for stealing over $1 million worth of fajitas after an 800-pound delivery he planned on pilfering was linked to him. “If it wasn’t so serious, you’d think it was a Saturday Night Live skit. But this is the real thing,” District Attorney Luis V. Saenz said according to The Brownsville Herald. Saenz also added that Escamilla admitted to stealing the fajitas for nine years and investigators totaled their worth at a whopping $1,251,578. He was caught after missing a scheduled delivery for a doctor’s appointment. The fajita bandit’s been arrested and charged with first-degree felony theft.

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Sizzling Meat Madness: Employee Accused Of Stealing $1.2 Million Of Fajitas

Funniest Memes Of The Week, Vol. 67

“Mediocre rapper Eminem. Sad! He's bad mouthing me on a racist network whose ratings are tanking!” pic.twitter.com/gMOppoz7SO — Kar L. Stine (@karyewest) October 11, 2017 Hilarious Memes Of The Week Back at it again with another fresh batch of hilarious memes for your weekend funny. Trump supporters after hearing the #HipHopAwards Cypher from Eminem pic.twitter.com/gI0aH1tkkh — Tate (@Tate566) October 11, 2017 Peep all the best (and funniest) memes of the week on the flip.

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John “My D**k Is A White Supremacist” Mayer Gets A Ben Baller Birthday Chain

WENN.com John Mayer Gets An Interesting Chain For His Birthday John Mayer’s 40th birthday is on Monday, and the singer is celebrating by trying to get fly. He’s done collaborations in the past with a bunch of rappers including Kanye West and apparently has one coming with Chance The Rapper, so it’s not surprising that he knows Ben Baller. Baller is one of the chain gawds in the game, and the guy pretty much every hot rapper goes to to get right with their jewelry.     Now, Mayer is among the list of people who have gotten themselves a custom Ben Baller chain, and he picked something pretty interesting. John got himself a blinged out chain version of The Dude from the movie “The Big Lebowski”—According to TMZ , the 41 carat piece reportedly took 2 months to make. The back side of the chain has a quote from the film on it that says: “yah, well, that’s just like your opinion, man.” As seen above, Ben Baller himself is a huge fan of the chain and obviously enjoyed working on it. As someone who’s not super flashy in most of the stuff that he wears, it will be interesting sight to see Mayer decked out with a huge chain around his neck.  

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Stale Cheez-It-Faced Trump Doesn’t Know He’s The President Of The Virgin Islands And Twitter Nearly Toppled Over

Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images Donald Trump Says He Met With The President Of The Virgin Islands It becomes more and more possible every single day that Donald Trump is in a competition with himself to see who can say the most outrageously stupid things possible. Though people could make a very strong case for saying Donald Trump didn’t know Puerto Rico was a part of the United Stated before the hurricane hit, we can actually confirm that Trump has no idea that the Virgin Islands are also a US Territory… Trump says he met with the “president of the Virgin Islands.” *cough* he is the president of the Virgin islands, which is a US territory pic.twitter.com/8MLjqjTGb7 — David Mack (@davidmackau) October 13, 2017 There you have it. And no, Trump doesn’t correct himself for saying he met with the president of the Virgin Islands, either. Because he doesn’t realize that HE IS the president. On the White House’s transcript of the press conference, “president” is crossed out and replaced with governor, but that revelation definitely wasn’t made by President Cheeto himself. They’re called the “US Virgin Islands” for a reason…because they’re apart of the United States. If only y’alls president knew that…hit the flip to see Twitter’s reaction to Donald saying he met with the President of the Virgin Islands…which is him.  

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Stale Cheez-It-Faced Trump Doesn’t Know He’s The President Of The Virgin Islands And Twitter Nearly Toppled Over

Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images Donald Trump Says He Met With The President Of The Virgin Islands It becomes more and more possible every single day that Donald Trump is in a competition with himself to see who can say the most outrageously stupid things possible. Though people could make a very strong case for saying Donald Trump didn’t know Puerto Rico was a part of the United Stated before the hurricane hit, we can actually confirm that Trump has no idea that the Virgin Islands are also a US Territory… Trump says he met with the “president of the Virgin Islands.” *cough* he is the president of the Virgin islands, which is a US territory pic.twitter.com/8MLjqjTGb7 — David Mack (@davidmackau) October 13, 2017 There you have it. And no, Trump doesn’t correct himself for saying he met with the president of the Virgin Islands, either. Because he doesn’t realize that HE IS the president. On the White House’s transcript of the press conference, “president” is crossed out and replaced with governor, but that revelation definitely wasn’t made by President Cheeto himself. They’re called the “US Virgin Islands” for a reason…because they’re apart of the United States. If only y’alls president knew that…hit the flip to see Twitter’s reaction to Donald saying he met with the President of the Virgin Islands…which is him.  

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Problematic Tweets A-Plenty: Lil B Goes On “No Homo” Twitter Rampage, Calls Post Malone And DJ Akademiks Thicc

Tim Mosenfelder/WireImage Lil B’s Tweets Are Getting More And More Out Of Hand If you follow Lil B on Twitter, chances are you either have him or his retweeted muted–otherwise your whole timeline would be the Lil B Show each and every day. Whether it’s his social media personality or his music, Based God is known for his quirkiness, and that’s what makes people so attracted to his persona. Now, however, it seems his Twitter page is getting not only weirder and weirder, but 100 times more problematic. His latest Twitter stunt took place for hours on Friday night, when B sent off a series of suspect tweets staring with him saying “*hits blunt*” and him including a “no homo” somewhere in the sentence. His tweets got him into a beef with Post Malone, and though he hasn’t commented on it yet, he also threw Akademiks in the mix. Someone tell post Malone he is kim K thick and he need to keep wearing them booty shorts when he rapping/singing country no homo – Lil b — Lil B THE BASEDGOD (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD) October 6, 2017 He had multiple rant-topics throughout the night, including white people in hip-hop and being black in America. Though he went on several different rampages, some of Lil B’s cringe-worthy tweets are just too bad to ignore. Go to the next page to see some of B’s craziest tweets from last night, you’ll be sorry you ever did. (Hits the mid pack pack then lights the blunt of strong) ayyy Lil b was going offf today on his Twitter I ain’t gon lie – Lil B — Lil B THE BASEDGOD (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD) October 7, 2017

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Pay Attention! FBI Says “Black Identity Extremists” Pose Growing Threat To Cops

Image via Michael B. Thomas/Getty Images FBI Labels “Black Identity Extremists” As Threat To Police This is how it starts. Everyone needs to pay attention because one day we might look back at this moment as a pivotal moment when the federal government reinvigorated a campaign against Black protesters and activists . According to ForeignPolicy , the FBI’s counterterrorism unit is warning that “black identity extremists” are a major threat to law enforcement officers. They even have a cute acronym for “these types” of people, BIE. Peep the langage used here: “The FBI assesses it is very likely Black Identity Extremist (BIE) perceptions of police brutality against African Americans spurred an increase in premeditated, retaliatory lethal violence against law enforcement and will very likely serve as justification for such violence,” “Perceptions”. PERCEPTIONS. “Perceptions of police brutality against African Americans”…ain’t no “perceptions”, b!tc#! We KNOW the police whoop our azzes just for living. Our collective response to the police shooting death of Michael Brown in Ferguson is the catalyst for the Black boogie men who are taking aim at cops if you let them tell it: “The FBI assesses it is very likely incidents of alleged police abuse against African Americans since then have continued to feed the resurgence in ideologically motivated, violent criminal activity within the BIE movement,” Again, “alleged”. Pay. Attention. The feds are labeling Black folks who are angry at systemic racism as domestic terrorists. Something that the President didn’t do when addressing the tiki-torchers in Charlottesville. You know what America does when they perceive a group of people to be terrorists…at least when they’re Black or brown. Guess they don’t see neo-Nazis and alt-right azzholes in that same light. Imagine that.

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Call Chyna: Tokyo Toni Says She’s She’s Suing Wendy Williams For $1 Million

Splash News And Pictures How you doinnnn’ hater? Tokyo Toni Say She’s Suing Wendy Williams Blac Chyna’s mom is all the way fed up with Wendy Williams and she’s ready to take legal action. If you’re familiar with Tokyo Toni’s beef with Wendy Williams then you should be fully aware that Tokyo’s been blaming the talk show host for a number of her ailments including anxiety and depression. Why? Because according to Tokyo Wendy’s been stressing her out by talking about her on her show. Wendy previously labeled Tokyo and her daughter Chyna “opportunists” because of Chy’s Rob Kardashian relationship and Tokyo lashed online. “It isn’t going to stop me!” said Tokyo in December of 2016 after she was hospitalized for passing out. “Wendy Williams has stressed me as well as living this “Life” […] I just thank God it wasn’t a heart attack.” “I am suing you @WendyShow. “You f*** my money up and giving me physical health problems.  Anxiety and depression!” Now it looks like Tokyo’s making good on her legal action threat now that she’s been once again brought up on the show. Earlier this week Wendy was joined by actress Whitney Cummings  laughed about   Tokyo’s recent poon parcel to OJ Simpson and dubbed her a “gold digger.” Following that Cummings made a joke about the segment on Instagram. “Today I am on @wendyshow. I learned a lot about Blac Chyna and her mother, who I believe is named Tokyo Chyna,” wrote the comedienne. None too pleased by the jokes on her behalf, Tokyo’s adamant that she’s suing Wendy, her producers AND Cummings. “This crazy a** woman made her whole caption about me?” said Tokyo. “Ok I will s**[sic] her up with this $1,000.000.000 lawsuit I’m putting in this morning.” There are also some lines in there about Cummings having “salmonella p***y” and Wendy being a “weak, nothing a** whore.” If you care to read more of Toni’s ramblings be sure to swipe through. That’s not all however, hit the flip to see how else Wendy Williams is affecting Toni.

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Convicted Rapist Beats Daughter And Her Boyfriend With A Hammer After Catching Them Having Sex

Father Beats 17-Year-Old Daughter and Boyfriend With Hammer Soruth Ali attacked his 17-year-old daughter and her boyfriend with a hammer after he discovered them in the house having sex. The father attacked the pair after he heard noises coming from her bedroom on August 21, and has now been jailed for 14 months after he admitted to actual bodily harm and common assault. The 42-year-old’s daughter is in police protection after the incident and has now been placed in care to keep her away from her “very religious and very controlling” father. Not only is he religious and controlling, but it was found out after he was sentenced at Bolton Crown Court that Ali had served seven years in 1995 for the rape of a 15-year-old girl when she was in her school uniform…. According to testimonies heard in court,  Ali was woken up at 5am by noises coming from his daughter’s bedroom and opened the door to find her and boyfriend James Martin in bed together. He then grabbed a hammer and hit Martin over the head, after that, he punched and kicked his daughter Fathema before dragging her out of her bedroom by the hair while her family begged him to stop.   In a statement to police, Fathema claimed she was forced into living two lives, one for her strict Islamic father at home and another outside the house. The court heard that on the night of the incident, Fathema snuck her boyfriend in the house thinking her parents were away, but when they returned he hid in her bedroom for the night.   Ali has been banned from contacting his daughter for three years under the terms of a restraining order.

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B.o.B Wants $1 Million To Send Satellites To Space So He Can See If The Earth Is Flat (It’s Not)

Marcus Ingram/WireImage for The Recording Academy B.o.B Started A GoFundMe To See If The Earth is Really Round B.o.B first started revealing his thoughts that the Earth is flat to fans back in January. “Don’t believe what I say, research what I say,” he wrote after giving examples of what he said was proof that the Earth does not have a curve. His beliefs even led to a back and forth with probably the most famous astrophysicist, Neil deGrasse Tyson, that included some diss songs back and forth. Unfortunately, he isn’t backing down from his weird stance and has started a  GoFundMe page  titled, “Show BoB the Curve” in order to raise money for his fact-finding efforts. The description for the page reads: “What’s up guys! Help support B.o.B purchase and launch one, if not multiple, satellites into space. He’s donated 1k to the cause to get it going, and will be keeping you updated with step-by-step documentation of the process! Help B.o.B find the curve!”   Bobby Ray himself donated the first $1,000, but the page has yet to reach $3,000 of it’s $1 million goal. But hey, it’s only been a week, so many some super rich science-denier will sponsor his efforts. Sending satellites into space to take pictures of the earth, why had nobody else ever thought of that?  

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