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Well That Was Quick: Malin Ackerman Replaces Lohan As Porno Queen Linda Lovelace

A man of his word , director Matthew Wilder announced on his Facebook page that Malin Ackerman would step in for the beleaguered and be-rehabbed Lindsay Lohan in his Linda Lovelace biopic, Inferno . You might recognize her from parts in Couples Retreat , 27 Dresses , or as Silk Spectre II in the Watchmen . Based solely on her very realistic hip-pumping in the Owlship love scene, I can only conclude that Ackerman is gonna do great as the star of Deep Throat .[ TheWrap ]

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Smoking Muslim Obama Lookalike Is the Tea Party’s Wet Dream [Video]

Meet Ilham Anas . He looks so much like Barack Obama , he’s become a TV star in his native Indonesia and fears assassination. Time interviewed him and showed Ilham in his natural state: smoking cigarettes and using a Muslim prayer rug. More

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Tell Me You Love Me [Video]

Part Two of the Rumble in the Not-Bronx unfolded last night, with Housewife emotions running high, pizzas lying cold and uneaten on fancy tablecloths, and pretty much no concrete truths revealed or illuminated. So, typical Housewife fight. More

Late Night Highlights: Asian Harry Potter Derails Conan, George W. Bush Visits Jay Leno

Last night, Conan O’B rien was so spooked by an audience member in full-on Harry Potter costume that he 86-ed his own monologue to address the Hogwarts fanatic. Meanwhile, George W. Bush relived 9/11 on The Tonight Show , Jim Carrey sang to David Letterman, Anne Hathaway cast herself in Glee and Jimmy Kimmel revisited ConanGate…again.

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Late Night Highlights: Asian Harry Potter Derails Conan, George W. Bush Visits Jay Leno

The Mad Science of Fringe: A Study in Excessive Facial Expressions

After last week’s surprisingly boring mythology-development episode of Fringe, “The Abducted” at least tried to liven things up with some sad alt-Broyles backstory. Too bad underneath all those revelatory, family-building moments, the episode made about a lick of sense. Read on for the breakdown!

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South Park Casualty Count: The Attack of the Food Network Stars

Last night, Trey Parker and Matt Stone skillfully skewered the Food Network in a new South Park episode so outrageous that at one point Randy Marsh masturbated to an episode of Guy Fieri’s Big Bite . It happened. Ahead, a more detailed recap of Randy’s adventure into the seedy underbelly of food porn, and the body count from last night’s installment, “Crème Fraiche.”

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Glee: Accept No Substitutes [Video]

Before the Gwyneth Paltrow edition of Glee , our favorite fictionalized variety show, I was ready to hate her and the episode. Then we watched it and Gwyneth was—I hate to admit it— good . God, she’s such a bitch. More

Glee: The Bully of the Beast [Video]

What a very special episode of Glee : Our favorite musical misfits took on the hot topic of teen bullying… and juvenile delinquents… and gay boyfriends…and imagined old butch ladies in tutus. Yes, all very pressing issues of the day. More

Australia’s Next Top Model Crowns Wrong Winner on Live TV [Video]

The most awkward thing that can happen on a live reality TV finale happened today: Sarah Murdoch , daughter-in-law of Rupert and host of Australia’s Next Top Model , crowned the wrong winner . Two minutes of cheering later, she realized her error. More

Gossip Girl: Hamilton in the House [Video]

Whether the rich, beautiful youngsters on Gossip Girl are going to Columbia, raping teens, or attending to Fashion’s Night Out there’s only one thing that matters: power. Who has it, who wants it, and who comes out on top? More