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Report: Hank Baskett to Sign with Indianapolis Colts

The Indianapolis Colts have just trimmed the ranks of the unemployed by one. We had a feeling the recession was on the verge of turning around! Hank Baskett, the football player husband of Kendra Wilkinson, is en route to Indianapolis, Ind., where he is expected to sign with the NFL’s Colts.

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Rachael Ray Wins Daytime Emmy for Best Talk Show

The celebrity chef says she’s just happy to be working in the recession

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Visa quarterly profit jumps 73% amid recession

Visa Inc. on Wednesday said its fiscal third-quarter profit jumped nearly 73 percent, as recent cost-cutting helped offset declining payment processing volume driven down by the recession

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How The Today Show Bumped Blago for Leno ‘News’

On the morning the FBI arrested Rod Blagojevich , he was supposed to be doing a live exclusive interview with Matt Lauer . But Today canceled so Lauer could flack the “news” of Jay Leno’s new 10 p.m. show on NBC.

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What you might not know about the Recovery Act

Washington SIX months ago, when President Obama and I took office, we were confronted with an economic crisis unparalleled in our lifetime.

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Courtney Love: Pam Anderson Lives in a Trailer Park

Courtney Love image via Photo Agency; Pamela Anderson via Getty. Spencer Pratt recently revealed that he's suffering in the current economic downturn, saying woefully, “We definitely don't receive a $100,000 to show up at nightclubs anymore.” Life is hard, indeed.

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Car Dealer Aims High With New Sales Campaign

An American car dealer is combating the recession by offering an AK-7 assault rifle with every new truck he sells. Mark Muller gives buyers a $450 voucher for them to arm themselves after they drive a vehicle of his Missouri lot. Muller, whose business motto is ‘God, Guns, Guts and American pick-up trucks’, previously offered pistols with his motors

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The Reason David Duchovny’s Got a Sex Addiction of the Day

If your wife looked like a dude and you weren’t one of those closet cases who is into women who look like dudes because fucking them from behind makes it easy to imagine they have balls bumpin up against your balls, you’d probably turn to porn and strippers to get your fix of real pussy. So everyone can hate on him all they want, but there comes a point in every man’s life when he can’t stomach fuckin’ the bitch he accidentally married and had kids with, without anticipating how she would age, get fat or develop a work out program that makes her look like she’s got more cock than you, all resulting in no longer being something that turns you on….and here she is in a bikini….

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Lisa Rinna’s Weathered Body Rocks a Bikini of the Day

You know when your favorite pair of leather shoes you bought at the Salvation Army because you liked the idea of wearing a pair of shoes someone may have likely died in, not to mention becaue it is all you can really afford, and they seemed like they were in good enough condition, other than the smell of some other asshole’s foot fungus still lingering in the shit, but you wear those fuckers religiously, because walking outside without shoes is disgusting, and because they are your only fuckin’ pair. You slowly develop a relationship with them and as time goes on you actually start developing feelings. It’s like your trusty old shoes will get you over that puddle, or through that broken class, and you’ll do your best to make sure you don’t piss on them, or throw up on them, you know, taking the fuckers under your fucking wing and then one day you realize all the wear and tear is getting to them, so you buy some shoe goo in hopes of rebuilding your buddy, because you aren’t ready to say goodbye

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The Economy Affects Nude Maid Services of the Day

Here’s a chubby girl who makes her money cleaning house nude, which is almost a turn on for me because the only cleaning my wife does is when she licks a plate of food clean, and we are forced to live in a disgusting, bug infested mess, but the fact that she’s fat takes away all the fuckin’ fun, I mean who wants to see some sloppy cellulite pig naked, even if it’s better than watching your wife or some old Jamaican/Filipino lady doin’ it clothed, but as with all fat people, she won’t do a good job, because fat people are fuckin’ lazy, and the only way people will put up with her shitty work ethic, is if they get to see some pussy while she does it, because the more naked you get, the less particular your client is about whether you miss a spot, especially if they’ve already deemed you good enough to pay to get naked, which I don’t, to me this looks like a waste of fuckin money and prostitution should be saved for girls who actually fuck people, not girls who scrub the fuckin’ floors….unless it is with their asses while getting fucked and not with a fuckin’ mop….

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