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Reese Witherspoon Drunk Sex Advice: Caught on Camera!

Reese Witherspoon drunk is usually a recipe for disaster that sometimes leads to viral video gold. While her epic tirade against the officers who arrested her for disorderly conduct last year may have shown us that Reese can be an angry drunk, videos that were posted to Vine late last night show us a softer, gentler (but just as hammered) side of Reese. Reese Witherspoon Drunk The Oscar-winning mother of three was hanging out with model Cara Delevingne and sporting some magnificent cleavage when someone busted out a camera phone to record the moment for prosperity. What we got as a result are two amazing clips of Reese being the life of the party. In the clip above, she offers up some very weird sex advice, saying that “the most important thing about a name for a girl is that a man can whisper it into his pillow.” That quote may not seem to make much sense, but we’re sure after guzzling a half-gallon of cosmos, it sounds like life-changing words of wisdom. In another hilarious clip from the same evening, Reese Witherspoon attempts to pronounce Cara Delevingne’s name with hilarious results: Reese Witherspoon Partying Video “If you force me to say your last name, I’ll be f–ked,” says Reese before proceeding to butcher said name. We like this side of Reese! These clips are certainly more amusing than her Witherspoon’s arrest video , which was really just sad.  You can relive that nastiness below: Reese Witherspoon Arrest Video

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Naked Babes From Confederate States [PICS]

149 years ago today, General Lee surrendered to General Grant at Appomattox effectively ending The Civil War. In honor of this momentous occasion, we’re heading south of the Mason-Dixon line to look at our favorite naked babes who were born in the original seven states of the Confederacy! No doubt these southern belles will make you rise again! More pics after the jump!

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Reese Witherspoon and More: Nudeworthy on Netflix 10.2.13 [PICS]

Hold on to your lucky jerking sock, because the nude releases on Netflix this week are sure to blow you away! First up there’s Twilight (1998)- not the neutered vampire flick- but the 1998 crime drama featuring Reese Witherspoon ’s first and only nude scene. Reese’s pieces! Five fine ladies go full frontal for the space oddity The Man Who Fell to Earth (1976), and director Brian De Palma brings us Hall of Fame worthy nudity from Angie Dickinson and Nancy Allen in Dressed to Kill (1980). More like Un-Dressed to Kill, isn’t it? Finally Kelly Lynch gives up a rare back beaver shot in Road House (1989), and Madonna shows off her material curls in Body of Evidence (1993). See pics after the jump!

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The Reese Witherspoon Arrest Tapes of the Day

The Reese Witherspoon arrest is a nice example of her true colors, she’s a cunt, but I could have already told you that and I’ve never met her, but more importantly, her pussy actor husband not having her back as he shits himself getting arrested, because his cushy bullshit life doesn’t take well to real situations like getting arrested, and says “I had nothing to do with that”….in a broken voice…because these people, when you strip away their money, can’t handle the simple things in life in a normal way, they think, because we make them think, that they are important, above the law and run the fucking country, even though all they do is play make belief. Fuck em all. I am just bummed she wasn’t sent to county, prison raped, and taught a few lessons of how the world, when you’re not a millionaire celebrity people suck up all the time, works. The worst thing in all this, is that I still think this is a publicity stunt to promote her movie and get her in the news.

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The Reese Witherspoon Arrest Tapes of the Day

The Reese Witherspoon arrest is a nice example of her true colors, she’s a cunt, but I could have already told you that and I’ve never met her, but more importantly, her pussy actor husband not having her back as he shits himself getting arrested, because his cushy bullshit life doesn’t take well to real situations like getting arrested, and says “I had nothing to do with that”….in a broken voice…because these people, when you strip away their money, can’t handle the simple things in life in a normal way, they think, because we make them think, that they are important, above the law and run the fucking country, even though all they do is play make belief. Fuck em all. I am just bummed she wasn’t sent to county, prison raped, and taught a few lessons of how the world, when you’re not a millionaire celebrity people suck up all the time, works. The worst thing in all this, is that I still think this is a publicity stunt to promote her movie and get her in the news.

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Reese Witherspoon’s Buckhead Arrest Video Surfaces [VIDEO]

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Video of Reese Witherspoon’s April 19 arrest in Buckhead on a disorderly conduct charge has finally surfaced. The video was captured by an Atlanta police…

Reese Witherspoon’s Buckhead Arrest Video Surfaces [VIDEO]

Reese Witherspoon Pleads No Contest to Arrest Charges; Husband Cops to DUI

The same day she publicly apologized for her arrest last month and vowed not to make the same mistake again, Reese Witherspoon pleaded no contest to charges of disorderly conduct. The actress was not present during the hearing in Atlanta, but her attorney entered the plea on her behalf and agreed that his client will pay a fine of $213. Jim Toth, meanwhile, did appear before the judge and pleaded guilty to drunk driving. He did not receive any jail time, but must perform 40 hours of community service and attend an alcohol education program. There had been talk that Toth would enter rehab . “Consider yourself fortunate you didn’t injure your passenger and didn’t kill anyone,” a judge told the talent agent.

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Reese Witherspoon on Arrest: So Sorry, So Embarrassed

Reese Witherspoon stopped by Good Morning America yesterday and spoke out for the first time since her arrest for disorderly conduct . “We went out to a restaurant in Atlanta, and we had one too many glasses of wine,” the Oscar winner said of herself and husband Jim Toth . “We thought we were fine to drive and we were absolutely not, and we are so sorry and just so embarrassed… We know better and we shouldn’t have done that.” Toth was pulled over after his car was spotted by police officers, weaving in and out of traffic. Witherspoon then took exception to how long the process was taking, exiting the vehicle multiple times even after being warned to stay put by the police. The actress cites “poor judgment for the incident and emphasized:  “We made a mistake, and it was something that will absolutely never happen again.” You can actually watch footage of Witherspoon being handcuffed because, as acknowledged by the star in this interview, she was “disrespectful” and her behavior was “unacceptable.” “I have no idea what I was saying,” she explained on GMA . “That night I saw him arresting my husband, and I panicked. I said all kinds of crazy things. I said I was pregnant…I’m not pregnant. I said crazy things. I had no idea what I was talking about.” As for telling her older kids about the arrest? That “the hardest part about it,” Reese admitted. “When you make a mistake, you take responsibility, and we are taking responsibility, and we are doing everything within our power to make it right.”

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Reese Witherspoon Arrested!

So in case you guys didn’t hear because you had more important things to do this weekend than follow celebrity gossip, like take a nap on the couch, Reese Witherspoon was arrested Friday for allegedly mouthing off to a state trooper while her husband got busted for a DUI. I always thought Reese was way too wholesome for my tastes, but apparently I was wrong. She even supposedly broke out my all-time favorite celebrity line, “Do you know who I am?” I just hope she threatened to get him fired too. That’s the last square I need on my Celebrity Arrest Bingo card. » view all 15 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , Fameflynet , WENN.com

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Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore and Reese Witherspoon Together in Bikinis of the Day

I am not even going to bother posting the pics of Drew Barrymore and Reese Witherspoon in their bathing suits…Cameron Diaz is looking horrible enough for the group and she’s the fucking babe of the party…. I mean the idea of middle aged chicks in bikinis to being with is offensive as shit…keep you fucking bathrobe on bitches…no one wants to see this shit…not even your husbands…they are just with you cuz you’re famous…and allow them to fuck younger girls cuz you don’t want the public divorce…. I mean shit…just click the link…it’s that fucking bad…worse than showing up to a Caribbean resort in Blackface and expecting to get a laugh from the black locals…their behavior, thinking they can pull this off, is just as fucking offensive….it’s like say behind your rich person gated pool that security keeps the paparazzi away from…. Long are the days that they had sex appeal….not that I ever though doughy Barrymore ever had sex appeal…like you did that first time you saw ET…..and I never thought Witherspoon the vagina that trapped Ryan Philippe from fun with 12 kids was sexy….but jesus christ they looked a hell of a lot better than this…. Where they are now…is horrible…and the real sad thing in all this…is I would eat all their asses right after they took a shit and didn’t wipe…cuz I am a sick motherfucker…but that doesn’t mean I don’t think they look like shit…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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