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Attractions: It’s Good vs. Bad vs. Ugly at the Box Office

Welcome back to Movieline Attractions, your regular guide to everything new, noteworthy and/or bloated beyond reason. Another packed summer week delivers a would-be blockbuster, an accomplished chick flick and a wild card of counter-counterprogramming that might just find the niche it’s looking for. And this week’s underdog is one for the ages.

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Attractions: It’s Good vs. Bad vs. Ugly at the Box Office

Jessica Simpson Has Awful Dental Hygiene

Singer Jessica Simpson doesn’t brush her teeth every day, she has revealed. Appearing on the Ellen show, Simpson told the talk show host she brushes her teeth “maybe three times a week. They are too slippery. I need a little coating.” Simpson did explain her regular dental hygiene routine. “I do use Listerine and I do floss every day. “It’s really weird but I have great breath.” And she wonders why she’s single?

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Coco Posts Pictures of her Bikini Wax of the Day

Coco is a whore. Sure she only has one client and she “married” him in exchange for the good life, but she also likes to tap into her roots, where she was every man’s woman, as she stripped for groups of men on the regular, before realizing she could get pictures out there for guys to look at, which I don’t understand because she looks like a plastic, piece of fucking trash, but I guess people are into that….because girls like this are the fantasy you want to fuck out of curiosity, like the time I shoved my finger in a light socket, since no one marries pussy like this, unless you’re a rapper, trying to make a point…. Here she is posting pictures from a bikini wax, something I used to have a fascination with before bikini waxes went totally mainstream, it was actually more of a fetish, that started with me bringing a take home wax kit home and waxing a pussy and that turned into me trying to get in on every bikini wax I could by going to different salons and telling them I was interning as a waxer, or filming a documentary, or any lie I could come up with to get in there and see as many pussies as a waxer does….but my lie never worked….

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Lady Gaga Dons A Strap-On

Link: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02… For Q Magazine. And it's far, far tamer than you'd imagine. (Why didn't she just use her regular penis? ) The Best Links: Lady Gaga’s Penis – Featured on BuzzFeed Read

Mardi Gras Tuesday — Once You Go Fat …

Filed under: Photo Galleries If you’re a celebrity — every day is Fat Tuesday! See how the stars take on Mardi Gras with the regular folk. … Permalink

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Rihanna Goes Black and White and Weird All Over

As any of our regular readers can attest, it’s hard to shut us up. So the fact that this Rihanna shot—from her upcoming video for “Rude Boy”—has left us speechless is…

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Lacy Chabert is the Emotional Eater of the Day

I never watched Party of Five because I have male genitals and a the time it was on TV, I had a social life and got laid on the regular because I was married to disgusting…but I know a lot of you motherfuckers did, so you may be shocked to see that Lacy Chabert, the young pussy on the show who used to look like THIS , now looks like she’s rushing to get to the all you can eat buffet because she’s in hypolycemic shock since she only ate a huge lunch 45 mins earlier and she feels the hunger comin’ on strong…. This is seriously the kind of fat that makes you wonder whether a bitch got molested as a kid leading her to emotional eating her way through it, or whatever the fuck triggered her to stop caring about having a career or being jerked fof to, and start self-medicating with food, but the same thing happened to Jennifer Love Hewitt who was also on Party of Five, so I can only assume shit is related…. Everyone likes to rip into celebs for being too skinny, drug addicts, drunks, but at least their greasy unhealthy lookin’ selves fit into a small.

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NPR execs want their pundits off Fox News

Executives at National Public Radio are none too comfortable with the obvious right-wing bias emanating from Fox News. In fact, they recently went so far as to ask one of their top political correspondents, Mara Liasson, to “reconsider” her regular appearances on the network. Should Mara leave Fox because of their obvious bias

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Iron Man 2 Poster: First Look

Paramount has debuted the first official teaser poster for Iron Man 2 on Yahoo.

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Fergie: Down with Threesomes and Sex Tapes!

Threesomes are all the rage these days, from that Girls Gone Mild moment on Gossip Girl Monday to Britney Spears new “3” video . But not everyone’s up for it.

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