As America gets fatter and fatter, plus sized is all the rage…and who better to celebrate being Plus Sized than Kate Upton, who is clearly Plus Sized, so Plus Sized she’s even bigger than most plus sized models, only she books jobs and works as a regular sized model, which makes no sense, but I guess it’s just the professional version of “Secret Internet Fatty”…with a team of experts made to make her look skinny and to pass her off as a bikini model….and not a new wave bikini model…where they are all plus sized…but a traditional bikini model…and people fucking love her, give her work and make her viral..it’s weird…so weird…but I come from a school of thought that the fat girl is only good at 3 am when drunk… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE If you don’t like that…here’s the other Kate Upton, Rich Girl only famous for her tits…Charlotte Mckinney, Who doesn’t deserve a post of her own, but we likes to piggy back on Kate Upton…because I guess Kate Upton is too big to piggy back on anyone…they’d break…. She’s in a Sports Bra…trying to tame / suffocate / draw attention to them tits.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE CHARLOTTE SPORTS BRA BECAUSE SHE’S THE NEW TITS ON THE BLOCK DESPIRTE HER OLD FACE CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Halston Sage in a Tight Dress Eating Pizza of the Day

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I assumed that Halston Sage was Jailbait…from Nickelodeon or Disney or some other garbage people jerk off to because their wife doesn’t let them watch porn… But she was born in 1993, making her 22, which is 2 years too old for this pervert…who jerks off to 20 year olds who are in my bed… But she’s got a tight body…and sometimes, in a world of obese people…that’s enough… I guess the good thing about 20 year olds, at least based on my experience of having sex with them, is that they all have big round asses, even when they are skinny. in what we can assume is caused by hormones in the food, the benefit of commercialization of food production… Right…..keep eating that Pizza…it makes what would have been bodiless girls from the 80s…rock a good waist to hip ratio…while making other girls who would have been athletic in the 89s look like Kylie Jenner… So weird. TO SEE THE SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Halston Sage in a Tight Dress Eating Pizza of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid in a Bikini for Fashion of the Day

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Gigi Hadid wore a bikini at some fashion show, and really wasn’t all that hot, at least not nearly as hot as she’s marketed to be, because I guess when doing a fashion show, the paparazzi aren’t really able to photoshop you or light you properly, even when your covered in make-up to make you look you’re best, you still look pretty silly faced and average, but good thing her dad has all kinds of money, money he can spend tricking the retard world into thinking she’s something she’s definitely not…some iconic, fashion babe….when really she’s just a rich kid, in a bikini, with her regular rich kid body…that looks like all 20 year olds I know… Nothing special….but still celebrated…because money can buy you everything, even fans and jobs… I guess that’s a way better gift because it feeds everyone in the Family’s ego…when the Horse he bought her at her 12 birthday just fed it’s fucking self… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Gigi Hadid in a Bikini for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne in a Bikini for Flaunt of the Day

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Bella Thorne turns 18 in a few weeks…and I guess her hippie family, the kind who would name their kids Bella, who only had commercial sex with this one, despite trying with all of then, is probably scrambling to maximize the next 2 -3 weeks… They know that this is a critical time in every 17 year old’s life and career, but they also know that the hipster Thorne sister went off and did hipster nude shoots, and that really amounted to zero, so maybe the slutty route, or the scandalous route would be bad for the career they have planned for her, and being safe and subtle in their underage marketing is the way to go.. IT’s like get her in a bikini, but don’t have her publicly tonguing black in their 30s like her friend Kylie… Because so many times before all that buzz in the final weeks of 17 converted huge numbers, only to end the day after their birthday…just ask Taylor Momsen ,Jojo and even Lohan….there’s this period of obsessive America loving what they can’t have, and not caring when they can have it, even though it’s pretty obvious this one wouldn’t go for you if she was legal..and that your relationship with her is just fantasy and thus weird…you’re weird…seriously making me uncomfortable…but that could just be my wife’s underwear I’m wearing due to laundry…just call me Caitlin..and here’s Bella, looking tall, thin and lovely in Flaunt… Here’s a bonus – LEG shot…. The post Bella Thorne in a Bikini for Flaunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sweet Sanctified Love: Ciara Says God Is In Control Of Her Relationship With Russell Wilson

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Ciara Says Her Relationship With Russell Wilson Is In God’s Hands Ciara and Russell Wilson’s speedy progression into super-serious couplehood and their well-documented dedication to staying out of eachother’s pants has got a lot of people wondering if the couple is gearing up to jump the broom sometime in the near future. However, as she told Page Six at the Essence Street Style Awards dinner, Ciara feels solid in her love as is and is leaving all the rest up to the man upstairs: “I feel very confident in the love that we have for each other, and only God knows where it’s going to go. God knows everything that’s to come in the future, and I think it’s best to let him keep taking control of things. Life is sweet, and I’m very thankful for all the great things happening in my life. I’m very happy.” Awwwww, sweet right? This couple might just be able to go the distance. Hopefully CiCi’s holy love isn’t REALLY putting a hex on Russell’s performance on the field …