It’s been a gross day for celebrity sex toy shenanigans. First, Dean McDermott stopped by a sex shop while his wife was in the hospital for a nervous breakdown. Now, in an apparent attempt to one-up that act of nastiness, Farrah Abraham has started selling plastic molds of her vagina while dressed as a beloved Disney character. Yes, we already knew Farrah Abraham sells sex toys , but we didn’t know she hawks her wares while dressed as Queen Elsa from Frozen. Is this the grossest thing Farrah has done in her brief career as a porn star/Christian parenting guru? Not by a long shot, but it’s still pretty gross. What’s really surprising is that she still feels the need to show up to this sort of event (this particular shindig took place at the Hustler store in LA). Last we heard, Farrah earns $544,000 a year from stripping . Yes, that’s over half a million a year all because she got knocked up as a teen and is now willing to take her clothes off for strangers. We’ll wait while you dry your tears with your bachelor’s degree. When you’re done weeping, watch Teen Mom online at TV Fanatic to see how it all began. 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.
This just in: people really like Taylor Swift. As if the gushing reviews for her new album didn’t make that clear enough, consider the early sales figures: It is already on pace, after barely one day of release, to move 1,000,000 copies in a week. This would make “1989” just the 19th record to EVER sell one million copies in seven days since Nielsen SoundScan started tracking sales in 1991. It would also make the album the first in 2014 to do so, while making Swift the first singer to have three separate million-selling weeks. In 2010, “Speak Now” moved 1.05 million copies and “Red” then sold 1.21 million two years later. If “1989” crossed the one million plateau, Swift will notch the biggest sales week for an album since… her very own “Red” in 2012. So clearly Swift being absolutely EVERYwhere these days – from closing down Hollywood Boulevard to perform on Jimmy Kimmel Live… to appearing on The Voice last night – hasn’t made folks sick and/or tired of Taylor Swift. Quite the opposite, in fact. It’s merely helped proved one very simply fact: This is Taylor Swift’s universe. The rest of us are merely existing within it. 11 Fun Facts About Taylor Swift! 1. Her First Job Was Knocking Bugs Out of Christmas Trees We’re guessing she prefers singing.
The (not at all) stunning and abrupt breakup of Juan Pablo Galavis and girlfriend Nikki Ferrell absolutely floored fans of The Bachelor and Couples Therapy . We know. We’re shocked … that it took almost a whole year. Why did Juan Pablo and Nikki Ferrell break up , though? Who did the dumping and for what reason? We’ll give you one guess, because it’s pretty obvious … Nikki kicked Juan to the curb at long, LONG last. Ess okay. Insiders say there had been trouble in paradise for some time (ya think?) but their rift intensified after The Bachelor stars appeared on VH1’s Couples Therapy. If you watch Couples Therapy online , it’s clear that therapy didn’t take for the two, especially Nikki, who reached a point where she couldn’t take it anymore. In a sense, maybe the show did work , just not as planned. “Juan and Nikki have been fighting,” an insider says, and the 27-year-old Ferrell was the one who pulled the plug the source adds, noting: “It was not mutual.” Another source says the two just wanted different things. “Everything Nikki wanted, he didn’t,” the source notes. “She wanted to settle down and he didn’t.” This, evidently, was not as obvious to Nikki as it was to EVERY TV VIEWER AND CELEBRITY NEWS READER IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. Juan Pablo and Nikki Ferrell Photos: True Love? 1. Juan Pablo and Nikki Ferrell Kiss Juan Pablo Galavis and Nikki Ferrell kiss in a cute photo. “They were not seeing eye to eye on anything,” the insider claims. “Juan wanted Nikki in Miami. Nikki didn’t want to leave her family, friends, or job.” “Meanwhile, Juan wouldn’t even consider going to Kansas.” “Nikki felt like she was doing all the work in the relationship, and that Juan expected her to join his life … she couldn’t get him to compromise at all.” The same source adds that the notorious douchebag “stopped putting any effort in the relationship” after seeking Dr. Jenn Berman’s help on Couples Therapy . “I don’t think he ever said ‘I love you’ to her,” the insider says, which had been an issue from the start, but ultimately caused Ferrell to break down. “He didn’t put Nikki’s priorities first and she had enough.” On the show(s), Galavis routinely played the culture/language barrier card, saying Ferrell had a “word issue” because “she wants to hear, ‘I love you.'” He added, “If I say it, I mean it.” Guess he didn’t. I Like You a Lot: The Bachelor Season Finale Pics 1. Juan Pablo and Clare Crawley Juan Pablo and Clare Crawley in their final face to face moment ever. It was not pretty. You didn’t need The Bachelor spoilers to give this breakup away ahead of time, or to tell you that Chris Soules has the bar set very, very low for him in 2015. Seriously. He can’t possibly be worse.
