Seasons are changing and if you’re like most of us, you have at least one ex that just keeps randomly texting you . They may not do it all the time, but they do it. Why Your Ex Is Still TextingYou Maybe it’s to wish you a Happy Birthday, maybe it’s in response to something you posted it online, or maybe Love Jones is on BET and they’re just feeling some kind of way about it. Here are 15 reasons why your ex is typing in that box.
Are you cool with Porsha giving Ciara advice???? Porsha Williams Tells Ciara Not To Take Back Future Remember when we told you that Ciara reunited with Future and gave him a “young pass” for “the best interest” of their son??? Well it looks like Porsha Williams isn’t feeling their reconciliation and she recently blasted CiCi for being so forgiving. On a recent episode of her Rickey Smiley Morning Show Dish Nation gig, Porsha reportedly had some harsh words for the R&B songstress. According to ThatGrapeJuice: “Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait! Who is she giving the “Young Pass” to? Him?!,” said Williams. “He’s thirty something years old, how does he get a “Young Pass?!” Come on now. She says he’s still learning?! What else does he need to learn? He knows he learned how to make all of those babies…he needs to learn how to be true to somebody!” OH??? What do YOU think about Porsha’s advice???Fair or foul?!?!
Funniest, Silliest & Messiest Ariana Grande & Big Sean Dating Memes No one really knows if barely legal Pop starlet Ariana Grande and Big Smedium Sean are actually dating but rumors have swirled since they were spotted holding hands backstage at the VMAs . Weird? Yeaaa kinda, because Ariana looks and acts like she’s 12 which explains this hilariously messy Meme wave on the ‘net. Hit the jump for the very best of the Big Sean/Ariana Grande memes.
This man is the real “ Felon Bae .” Female Jail Workers Suspended After Sexual Relationships With Convict Two female corrections officers in Oregon have been put on suspension after it was discovered that they have both been giving the same inmate a little locked-up loving while on-duty at the jail. Even though it appears neither knew about the other, it appears neither of these women could resist the temptation of incarcerated man-meat during their lunch breaks. Via NYDN : Unbeknownst to each other, two female jail workers were having sexual relationships with the same male prisoner in an Oregon correctional facility. Brett Robinson, 32, surrendered to authorities on Tuesday night after a grand jury indicted her on 12 counts, including six charges of sexual misconduct. Her arrest occurred a little more than a month after civilian colleague Jill Curry, 38, was busted on charges she had sexual relations with the same inmate. “They didn’t cross the line, they torched it,” Washington County Sheriff Pat Garrett told The Oregonian newspaper. He said the women’s behavior “cuts to the core of who we are.” The inmate at the center of the women’s attention is Jang-Li Delgado-Galban, a tattooed convict serving time for sexual harassment, assault, failure to register as a sex offender, tampering with a witness and unlawful use of a weapon. It wasn’t clear how long he has been sentenced to jail, the paper said. Authorities said he was considered the victim in the sexual encounters with the now-suspended jail employees. Curry faces 28 counts. She allegedly let Galban out of his cell, walked him to a supply closet and had sex with him behind its closed door, according to court documents, KPTV reported. Video cameras captured Curry doing this several times. Both women are on administrative leave pending the outcomes of their cases. What kind of behind-bars game was this dude kicking to get not just one, but TWO female officers to unlock that cell and assume the position? KPTV
In December, a wife in Virginia learned not to make her husband choose between her and his Harley Davidson . Now, a girlfriend in Lancaster has learned a similar lesson. In a hilariously awesome Craigslist ad, an unnamed pet owner goes into detail about the problems with his purebred dog. She isn’t really trained. She yaps all night. She’s high maintenance. She can be pretty darn mean. And, as a result of all these issues, the man’s girlfriend doesn’t like the canine. So, the man asks… anyone interested in his selfish girlfriend? HA!!! We assume he’s kidding. But maybe not. There is a reason, after all, why dogs are a man’s best friend. Even when they’re acting like man’s most frudtrating friend. 14 Photos of Dogs Acting as Man’s Most Frustrating Friend 1. Muddy Buddy This is why most owners keep their dogs on a leash. And this is why most dogs do not want to be on a leash.
Remember the video last August of a cat riding a Roomba while dressed in a shark costume? It went viral for one obvious reason: it featured a cat riding a Roomba while dressed in a shark costume. But now the owner of Max the Roomba Cat has decided to really try and break the Internet by adding a baby to the equation, a baby who is also wearing a shark costume obviously. The result is as cute and semi-ridiculous as you’d imagine it to be: Shark Baby Meets Shark Cat The owner created this footage to honor Shark Week, but, really, this is taking away from Shark Week . Because why even bother to watch any television at all when you can just sit back and watch Shark Cat chill with Shark Baby instead? What could ever top this?!? Okay, granted. These cat selfies are pretty awesome. 15 Crazy Cat Selfies 1. Hey Bruh Yo B. Watchu doin’?
A released deposition of a former Cincinnati morgue employee sickeningly revealed that he may have sexually violated up to 100 bodies while on the job. Employed with the county between 1976 and 1992, 60-year-old Kenneth Douglas made the claim in a deposition conducted while he was in prison. Convicted of gross abuse of a corpse, Douglas admitted having sex with at least three corpses in the 1990s after DNA evidence linked him to a murder victim. That victim’s killer adamantly denied allegations that he violated the body after committing the act, which ultimately led to Douglas’ deeds being uncovered. Douglas’ wife says she always suspected that something was amiss at the morgue, saying that her husband often came home drunk and “smelling like sex.” Although she called his supervisor on multiple occasions, she was told not to worry, and that anything that happened on the property was “county business.” Douglas told police that he often drank or smoked crack while working at the morgue, and that it was during those binges that he had sex with bodies. He claims that he’s not exactly sure how many bodies he violated while employed with the county, but if he had to guess, “it could have been 100.” The county is currently fighting the families of the victims in court, who are suing for them for negligence in letting these heinous acts go on for so long. Officials claim that because they had no knowledge of the crimes when they were committed by Douglas 2-3 decades ago, they should not be held liable. Strange But True News Hall of Fame 1. Drunk Man Tries to Urinate Out of Cop Car Window Devin Langford, a drunk man in custody, tried to urinate out of the rear passenger side window of a moving police car because he was drunk. It did not go as planned.
Tucker Blandford is alive and well. And very, very sorry. The 23-year old was set to marry Alex Lancaster, who Blandford met when the two attended college in Connecticut together in 2012, on August 15. However, Blandford got such cold feet prior to the big day that he pretended as if he had perpetually cold feet… by faking his own death! Alex Lancaster Speaks on Tucker Blandford Lancaster – who described her fiancé as “such a gentlemen” and told The Daily Mirror she had “never been in love” like she was with Tucker – says she got a call a few months ago from a man claiming to be Blandford’s father. “He told me Tucker had been deeply depressed and wanted to die, so had thrown himself in front of a car,” she said, according to Yahoo! News UK, adding: “The man explained that they had been trying to send Tucker off to a psychiatric unit for help. But it was too late. I couldn’t breathe. It was absolutely devastating.” We’d have to imagine it would be. But Lancaster than called her heretofore future in-laws and spoke to Tucker’s mom, who said her son was “absolutely fine” and also said she thought the couple had broken up. “She knew nothing about the wedding,” said Lancaster, adding that she quickly discovered her supposedly wedding venue did not actually have her a booking for her big day. Blandford now admits to his ruse and says he feels pretty badly about it. “I’m a terrible, awful person. I know I shouldn’t have told her I was dead, but I didn’t know what else to do,” the coward told The Daily Mail. “Alex is an amazing girl, but I got scared and wanted to get out of the relationship. It was moving extremely fast and with us being in different countries, it was really hard.” We get it, but come on. You couldn’t have at least sent a breakup text ? 15 Hilarious Wedding Photos 1. RUN! Yup, that’s actor Jeff Goldblum and this is an awesome reenactment of Jurassic Park. Blandford has since texted an apology to his jilted bride-to-be and also paid back half the $1,200 he owes her for wedding-related expenses. But Lancaster refuses any contact. “I don’t think I’ll ever forgive him,” she says. “Pretend to be dead to get out of marrying me is just gutless. If he loved me, how could he do such a thing?” It’s a good question.
This is a story you don’t read every day: Boy meets girl in Brazil. Boy and girl bond over having been abandoned by their mothers as children. Boy and girl get married. Boy and girl have a six-year old daughter. The girl, Adriana, then appears on a radio show titled The Time Is Now, which reunites long-lost relatives. It connects Adriana with her mother, Maria, who tells her daughter that she also left a young son behind a long time ago. And it turns out that son was Adriana’s husband, Leandro. So, to summarize: A HUSBAND AND A WIFE WERE MARRIED FOR SEVEN YEARS BEFORE BEING TOLD THEY ARE ACTUALLY BROTHER AND SISTER!!!!! “We thought it was funny that both our mothers had the same name, but it is a common name so we just thought it was a coincidence,” Adriana told The Daily Mail. Upon learning that same name belongs to the same woman, Adriana said she and Leandro “were really knocked by it.” Which may be the understatement of the century. So, will the couple now separate? Considering the whole incest thing? No. “Only death is going to separate us,” Adriana says. “All this happened because God wanted it to happen.” That’s one way to look at it we guess. Strange But True News Hall of Fame 1. Drunk Man Tries to Urinate Out of Cop Car Window Devin Langford, a drunk man in custody, tried to urinate out of the rear passenger side window of a moving police car because he was drunk. It did not go as planned.
These two each have one less problem without their exes… Ariana Grande And Big Sean Rumored To Be Dating Big Sean, 26 and Ariana Grande, 21, have been friends for a while and have even collaborated on a few songs, but it looks like their relationship may have tiptoed out of the friend-zone now that both artists are single and spending so much extra time together. It was just announced yesterday that Ariana split from her boyfriend, 19 year-old Australian YouTube star Jai Brooks, after he was un-supportive during her Grandfather’s recent passing. Of course, we all know Big Sean had a dramatic break-up with former fiancee and Glee star Naya Rivera — which she very quickly bounced back from — just a few months back. Are these two taking it to the next level now that everyone’s strings are no longer attached? The rapper and the singer were spotted by fans out on a movie date together in Florida just last night: And Big Sean has been hanging out at the mini-songstress’ Florida home, sharing snaps of himself and her poodle Ophelia: Maybe they’re “just friends” and whatnot…but they ARE both fresh out of break-ups with allegedly ain’t isht partners, chilling with each other constantly, and they do seem to be each other’s types. Just saying… YouTube / Twitter @ArianaTodayNet / Instagram
