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Sara Underwood’s Ass Looking for her Career of the Day

Sara Underwood posted this picture to instagram and it made me laugh…because it looks like a woman watching her husband go out to sea only for him to never return….or something equally dramatic like let’s say realizing that the one mainstream show that cast you for a hosting job is now off the air…and the public really only cares about seeing you naked….leaving you with only one option…running back to playboy like the hooker who tried to escape the pimp only to run back to him beaten having learned her lesson that his protection is good…..or a life at comic book conventions signing nerd obesity induced tits… It’s like she’s all pensive, dramatic, with so much torment and depth…when really it’s just a way to post a pic of her ass without fully going back to her porno past…. Either way, it’s worth lookin at….as she waves goodbye to her relevance and career….it is almost romantic….

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Vida Guerra Wishes You a Happy 2013 of the Day

Vida Guerra is so nice to her fans….because she knows she only has a few people who still remember her as her relevance of being the FHM Ass from the 90s…is kinda dwindling…so she does what all girls who are famous for their ass does…and that’s send out a message to those who still care….on her asss…and you know what…it’s 2013 and I love fat asses so why the fuck not endorse this hustle…cuz it’s better than the New Years Eve message I sent my fans….seeing as I have no fans…I just passed out on the floor in my own puke and dog shit…good times. Happy new Year fuckers. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Julia Roberts in her Bikini of the Day

I think the day I realized that Hollywood was a lie….was the day I saw Julia Roberts cast as Pretty Woman….since then I question everything they tell me via marketing. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Julia Roberts in her Bikini of the Day

Naomi Watts and her Mom Ass Crack in her Bikini of the Day

There is very little less pleasurable than watching a mom in her 40s….with a mom body and a sloppy mom ass….playing with her kids….while wearing a fucking bikini….I mean I always love bikinis, even on fat chicks, or ravaged mom pussies….but it doesn’t mean I enjoy what I am seeing….cuz I am a procreation hater….I find pregnancy obnoxious and self absorbed….and I think it is abusive to women…even though hormonally women feel the need to make it happen to stay relevant as a woman cuz that’s their purpose or some shit….and as a man who appreciates a tight mom body, that with modern science can be hot into it’s 50s, as long as it doesn’t have kids, I have to start an organization to educate….we’ll call it “down with mom pussies….adopt….you self righteous wanting a clone of yourself cunt”…..do what gays do and get an Asian baby, they are far less disappointing when they grow up as little geniuses….and your ass will thank you. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Naomi Watts and her Mom Ass Crack in her Bikini of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is Still Hot when Half Naked of the Day

I dont’ know what these freckled half naked pictures of Lindsay Lohan are from, but I know I am glad they happened, because Lindsay Lohan is probably one of my favorite, even 10 years after her relevance has faded into a huge pile of shit, because she’s still Lindsay Lohan, she still has great tits, she still has potential to bring shit back, and she still answers my emails and text messages once a year, reminding me that she hasn’t gone completely insane yet, you see cuz if she was answering me daily, we’d know she hit rock bottom…..She’s pretty much the best thing to come out of Disney and I’m totally into helping her revive her career by giving her vagina mouth-to-mouth….

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Megan Fox Hot and Crying in Jalouse of the Day

I don’t know if these tears are real, but I assume they are….not because Megan Fox is no longer getting work….and her relevance is fading as she’s getting older and less young and hot…..but I like to think she’s just like all battered wives, conditioned to love their abuser, fearing escaping him, even though they know he offers nothing good to them, and the only happiness or excitement he brings, is the comfort they are used to…..It’s the same old try to get out….make it halfway out the door…but when you see the door shutting behind you run back in situation….that in Megan Foxes case came when she was young, he was a guy she wanted to fuck growing up, only to become a jealous freak that pretty much took her out of Hollywood because when they married she stopped getting work, all because his career was shit and if he suffers she should suffer….while being the only guy who actually loved her….while everyone else was just after her fame, money, career….you know cuz he was there int he beginning…before she was anything and she owes him her loyalty…kinda shit…that breaks a bitch down when she gets in front of camera…crying for help….the passive agressive, fear ridden way. She’s hot, even if she fears for her life, thanks to her abusive husband….in fact…maybe that makes her hotter.

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Sarah Palin: Newsweek Cover is Sexist!

For the second time since Sarah Palin stepped into the national political spotlight, a photo of her on the cover of Newsweek is sparking controversy. Palin herself blasted the “out-of-context” cover as “sexist” on Facebook.

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