Like Levis and Coca cola in the 80s….the Russians care about America’s less signficant, unimpressive, everyday things that America doesn’t evencare about, only this time it is Paris Hilton, and not cuz they can’t get her, you see cuz everyone has got her, but because her PR people are working all angles, you know cuz they like being on her payroll, and happened to find the one magazine in the world willing to do a spread with her….GQ…the Russian, more communist, rationed bread….after the fall o the iron curtain…where tastes are still questionable….version… Here’s the proof. She is a whore.
Like Levis and Coca cola in the 80s….the Russians care about America’s less signficant, unimpressive, everyday things that America doesn’t evencare about, only this time it is Paris Hilton, and not cuz they can’t get her, you see cuz everyone has got her, but because her PR people are working all angles, you know cuz they like being on her payroll, and happened to find the one magazine in the world willing to do a spread with her….GQ…the Russian, more communist, rationed bread….after the fall o the iron curtain…where tastes are still questionable….version… Here’s the proof. She is a whore.
The nice thing about this Carl’s Jr ad for a dirty burger is that I have seen both Emily Ratajkowski’s Dirty Burger in her panties and Sara Underwood’s Dirty Burger in her Panties and now those dirty burgers are promoting pulled pork topped cheeseburgers in some meaty fucking mess….even though they both coincidentally have coinslot pussy that no meat pokes out of…unless their pussies have been photoshopped…which is likely, cuz based on my experience….90 percent of pussy hangs out, even just a little while 80 percent of the remaining 10 percent that are coinslots, or inny, or slits are on fat chicks…maybe I’ve just fucked a lot of loose whores….but both these girls, as hot as they may be….and by they I mean EMILY RATAJOWSKI …cuz that Sara bitch is low level bottom feeding trash while EMILY RATAJOWKSI is perfection…..are probably the owners of some well traveled vaginas of their own…cuz you don’t get on TV or in commercials if you’re not….Am I right people?
The nice thing about this Carl’s Jr ad for a dirty burger is that I have seen both Emily Ratajkowski’s Dirty Burger in her panties and Sara Underwood’s Dirty Burger in her Panties and now those dirty burgers are promoting pulled pork topped cheeseburgers in some meaty fucking mess….even though they both coincidentally have coinslot pussy that no meat pokes out of…unless their pussies have been photoshopped…which is likely, cuz based on my experience….90 percent of pussy hangs out, even just a little while 80 percent of the remaining 10 percent that are coinslots, or inny, or slits are on fat chicks…maybe I’ve just fucked a lot of loose whores….but both these girls, as hot as they may be….and by they I mean EMILY RATAJOWSKI …cuz that Sara bitch is low level bottom feeding trash while EMILY RATAJOWKSI is perfection…..are probably the owners of some well traveled vaginas of their own…cuz you don’t get on TV or in commercials if you’re not….Am I right people?
Melky Cabrera, the 2012 All-Star Game MVP and one of the best players in baseball this season, has failed a test for performance enhancing drugs and been suspended 50 games by Major League Baseball. The San Francisco Giants outfielder registered high levels of testosterone – and didn’t deny the reason behind it. “My positive test was the result of my use of a substance I should not have used,” Cabrera said in a statement released by the players’ union. “I accept my suspension under the Joint Drug Program and I will try to move on with my life. I am deeply sorry for my mistake and I apologize to my teammates, to the San Francisco Giants organization and to the fans for letting them down.” In his first season as a Giant, Cabrera is batting .346 with 11 home runs and 60 RBI. He will miss the remaining 45 games of the regular season and the first five of the postseason, if San Francisco qualifies. Otherwise, he will sit to start the 2013 season. “We were extremely disappointed,” the team said. “We fully support Major League Baseball’s policy and its efforts to eliminate performance enhancing drugs from our game.”
We already know she loves to Party in the USA . But now we know how: via sequins, tassels, a low-cut denim top and a festive headband. Indeed, Miley Cyrus posted a patriotic picture on Twitter yesterday, showing off America’s colors and including a simply message on this nation’s birthday: “Happy 4th
Emily Maynard is falling in love on The Bachelorette . That’s the good news. The bad? It’s with more than one person, as she tells us in the promo for next week! Yes, the show recycles this line every season, but in Emily’s case, it really does appear true. Jef Holm, Sean Lowe and Arie Luyendyk, Jr. have all won her over. Who will she pick? Read The Bachelorette spoilers if you want to know the latest intel there. Regardless, it clearly won’t be an easy call for the 26-year-old: The Bachelorette Episode 809 Promo With overnight dates looming in Curacao, how will the single mom reconcile the fact that all of the above are looking more and more like husband material? “From here on out it’s Emily trying to choose a lifestyle, a father for Ricki and a great man and husband for herself. These guys just get better each week and in my opinion she’s narrowed it down to three phenomenal guys,” says host Chris Harrison. “Emily was a mess. She began to get really emotional, not only that time is running out, but she was freaking out that she’s falling for three guys.” “She was thinking how tough it would be to say goodbye to [Chris Bukowski], but really I think she was thinking afterward how it’s going to be impossible to say goodbye to Sean, Arie or Jef. It all hit her that she’s far from done.” Two of these guys are going to be crushed, from the looks of the promo above and everything we’ve seen in recent weeks. But which two is the question? Again, the link above gives away the supposed ending if you’re curious. If you wish to remain in the dark, you likely have a favorite of the remaining three. Her respective chemistry with Arie Luyendyk, Jr. , Sean Lowe and Jef Holm is undeniable, but different in each case. Which suitor will ultimately win out? The season finale airs on a special night, Sunday, July 22, with a LIVE After the Final Rose special to follow, in which Emily makes a big announcement. Who do you think she should pick on The Bachelorette finale?
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The family of Amy Winehouse is selling the home in London’s Camden neighborhood where the singer lived, struggled and ultimately died last summer. “It is with regret that we have to sell Amy’s house in Camden Square,” her father, Mitch, tweeted today. “It is empty and costing a fortune to secure it.” The property, where Amy lived until her death at home on July 23, 2011, has become a meeting ground for mourners and fans of the “Rehab” singer. “Amy and I both worked on the house and she loved it so much,” her father added. “I hope a lovely family buys it as it is so full of love. Mitch.” The three-bedroom house was originally earmarked as the headquarters for the Amy Winehouse Foundation, the charity set up by her parents. However, family spokesman Chris Goodman said in a statement that the family staying in the house now was neither practical nor appropriate. “It was not practical to keep it empty while paying the costs of its upkeep,” he said, adding that the family was leaving it “with great regret.” Amy’s former home – purchased for $2.79 a few years ago – is currently on the market with an asking price of approximately $4.2 million. What economic downturn? Maybe it has more cachet now … although you wonder if everything that happened within those walls is net positive.
The next time Kim Kardashian gets wet and wild , will she have Kanye West to dry her off? In a bathroom the couple shares together?!? Oh, yes, folks, new evidence makes it appear as if Kardashian and West are ready to take their publicity-based relationship to the next level, as each has listed his/her home for sale. According to TMZ, which broke this story, both sides of the couple have placed “pocket listings” with Realtors, meaning their expensive Los Angeles pads don’t appear in any official real estate documents. But make no mistake, technicalities aside: the houses are for sale. Kim is asking $5 million for hers. Kardashian and West took a different kind of big step together last week, posing as a pair on the red carpet . And, let’s face it: forget any mansions in Beverly Hills. That is Kim’s true home.
