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Maitland Ward’s Unfortunately Naked of the Day

Posted on July 16, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Maitland Ward may love being a 50 year old who still has guys who want to fuck her, it probably makes her feel good about herself in a life where nothing else really worked out for her. She probably laughs and laughs at the joy she finally feels and all it took was prostituting herself and her sloppy old lady tits to the social media people who remember jerking off to her in the 90s – when she was at the top of her game… I have nothing against Maitland Ward, I mean all naked is good naked even when it is bad naked, I am not against how she spends her days. I just don’t like that she’s in denial about offering someone who sent me the conversation sex for money – because her and her husband are broke swingers trying to pay the rent off her very low level fame. She disappeared for 20 years and is all of a sudden back and leveraging – if that doesn’t scream broke and hoping for something, anything – I don’t know what is. I have asked her to film and release a sex tape for me – she hasn’t agreed – so I guess she’s not that broke yet – but it’ll happen and I’ll be ready when it does…and until that happens – I will try to ignore her – but sometimes her big old tits slip through the cracks with a wtf is this….. It’s national nude deay The post Maitland Ward’s Unfortunately Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amy Schumer in a Bathing Suit for Attention of the Day

Posted on May 27, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The FAT Amy Schumer being plus sized is obviously a reality that Amy Schumer is trying to own – because this being fat, loving your body, body positive, be empowered and live it, because you made it with all those donuts…is at the point of her posting bathing suit pics – as part of her worst joke… But the reality is we’re used to fat chicks, especially in bathing suits, and we know that even when they wear them they hate themselves. We know that she’s doing it for attention to carry her career..and most importantly, the most offensive thing about her is her face…then the shit that comes out of her mouth and brain…and the fat slob component is way down the laundry list of how much of a pile of overrated, not funny, overpaid shit this monster crawling out of the sea is…. Yes, you’re a fat girl in a bathing suit…go to the Jersey Shore for 4 minutes and she’ll seem like a fat chick not as fat as she can be because there is fatter in a bikini…holding a neon sign saying “LOOK AT ME…LOOK AT ME…I AM PROUD OF MY BODY….IT GETS ME FANS, JOBS, MONEY, YAY” Here’s what her sad little COMIC crying sounds like: I meant to write “good morning trolls!” I hope you find some joy in your lives today in a human interaction and not just in writing unkind things to a stranger you’ve never met who triggers something in you that makes you feel powerless and alone. This is how I look. I feel happy. I think I look strong and healthy and also like miss trunchbull from Matilda. Kisses! She’s probably on edge because she starved herself for 4 weeks before this pic was taken and is still fat….. I hate being exposed to this garbage…no one wants to see this shit… The post Amy Schumer in a Bathing Suit for Attention of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Posted on May 27, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The FAT Amy Schumer being plus sized is obviously a reality that Amy Schumer is trying to own – because this being fat, loving your body, body positive, be empowered and live it, because you made it with all those donuts…is at the point of her posting bathing suit pics – as part of her worst joke… But the reality is we’re used to fat chicks, especially in bathing suits, and we know that even when they wear them they hate themselves. We know that she’s doing it for attention to carry her career..and most importantly, the most offensive thing about her is her face…then the shit that comes out of her mouth and brain…and the fat slob component is way down the laundry list of how much of a pile of overrated, not funny, overpaid shit this monster crawling out of the sea is…. Yes, you’re a fat girl in a bathing suit…go to the Jersey Shore for 4 minutes and she’ll seem like a fat chick not as fat as she can be because there is fatter in a bikini…holding a neon sign saying “LOOK AT ME…LOOK AT ME…I AM PROUD OF MY BODY….IT GETS ME FANS, JOBS, MONEY, YAY” Here’s what her sad little COMIC crying sounds like: I meant to write “good morning trolls!” I hope you find some joy in your lives today in a human interaction and not just in writing unkind things to a stranger you’ve never met who triggers something in you that makes you feel powerless and alone. This is how I look. I feel happy. I think I look strong and healthy and also like miss trunchbull from Matilda. Kisses! She’s probably on edge because she starved herself for 4 weeks before this pic was taken and is still fat….. I hate being exposed to this garbage…no one wants to see this shit… The post Amy Schumer in a Bathing Suit for Attention of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ava Sambora in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on May 27, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ava Sambora is my kind of rich kid…broken and misguided as fuck…young and hot in her bathing suit but working her social media the same way a low level instagram model does… She’s not even with the big brands, or leveraging her family contacts, but instead has worked with a straight up escort agency that brings in international stripper looking girls and gets them clients to fuck to pay their rent…as they pose for water…. It’s so fucking weird to me…when the formula is so simple, you’d think a young babe like this wouldn’t have to bottom feed the way she does to get noticed…like a bottle service girl in some small town who dates the only black guy does…cheesy shoots, to be the next bootleg Kardashian fake tits and face looking stripper bitches…seems like a fucking fail.. Her dad is Bon Jovi member – Her Mom hooker Heather Locklear – which in the 90s was for Rockers what all these other fake ass and face sluts on the interneg are for rappers passing through…but Ava is already rich, she doesn’t need to go the same dick sucking route other girls need to go… Not that I’m hating her bikini pic…keep em coming…so I keep coming… The post Ava Sambora in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Posted on May 27, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ava Sambora is my kind of rich kid…broken and misguided as fuck…young and hot in her bathing suit but working her social media the same way a low level instagram model does… She’s not even with the big brands, or leveraging her family contacts, but instead has worked with a straight up escort agency that brings in international stripper looking girls and gets them clients to fuck to pay their rent…as they pose for water…. It’s so fucking weird to me…when the formula is so simple, you’d think a young babe like this wouldn’t have to bottom feed the way she does to get noticed…like a bottle service girl in some small town who dates the only black guy does…cheesy shoots, to be the next bootleg Kardashian fake tits and face looking stripper bitches…seems like a fucking fail.. Her dad is Bon Jovi member – Her Mom hooker Heather Locklear – which in the 90s was for Rockers what all these other fake ass and face sluts on the interneg are for rappers passing through…but Ava is already rich, she doesn’t need to go the same dick sucking route other girls need to go… Not that I’m hating her bikini pic…keep em coming…so I keep coming… The post Ava Sambora in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ginta Lapina by Gilles Bensimon in ELLE UK of the Day

Posted on May 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s model Ginta Lapina in Elle UK June 2016, shot by legendary old time who has taken pics of everyone – French photographer – who has been in the scene for a long fucking time – probably best known for being married to that bitch who got famous on that Reality Housewives show – but who I like to remember for marrying my favorite model – Elle Macpherson back when she was in her 20s…circa 1988….Gilles Bensimon… Ginta Lapina is a Latvian model, who according to my Lativan friend is just average looking compared to Latvian girls, who are apparently the hottest breed of communist around….and affordable too…. She is probably best known for doing Victoria’s Secret once, there are a lot of titty models who have booked the big evil billion dollar mall brand once…and you’re lookin’ at one of them… It’s safe to say, even when knowing ZERO about her…that she dates rich guys an that this is just part of keeping her day rate / night rate / hooker rate up to be able to afford her rent (as if she pays her rent) and her luxury private jet trips (as if she pays for her trips)…. I guess what I’m saying is – Nipples…for fashion… The post Ginta Lapina by Gilles Bensimon in ELLE UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chelsea Handler’s Newest Nude of the Day

Posted on April 20, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chelsea Handler proves that getting naked gets people to notice you. She’s like a toddler who has been told not to spread their feces all over the living room wall…spreading their feces all over the living room wall..because kids are coddled little assholes who have a me-mentality due to helicopter, high anxiety parents, who neglect them because they are too busy taking a fucking selfie… Only she’s 100 years old, out of a show, or trying to promote her new show…just tapping into her early career where getting naked got her gigs, or paid her rent…you gotta do what you got to do…Maybe she is putting herself out there for the sake of content, you know sacrifice her dignity, knowing her body isn’t that offensive, but still sacrificing her dignity, putting it all out there to show us how raw and honest and old she is, or how fake her tits are… I’m not into old chicks, you shouldn’t be either…but more importantly, I am not into abrasive cunts who are condescending for the sake of comedy, and who the people buy into, when they should shun her for the bully she is, especially when she’s not even hot…but rather angry she never made it as a real hollywood star, just someone whining or being rude to stars, because that’s all she can be…a critic..a naked critic… The post Chelsea Handler’s Newest Nude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsey Pelas Pouring Water on her Massive Tits of the Day

Posted on April 16, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Pelas is a huge breasted hugely followed low level instagram star, who I guess realized she was skinny with massive tits and figured out a way to get millions of followers, that’s not to say she’s making huge money being the instagram model she is, people don’t realize that the era of instagram models getting big brand budgets is coming to an end, seeing as these girls are mainly followed by pervert dudes and unless you’re a JENNER, famous outside of instagram, you selling me protein powder or skinny tea probably won’t generate many sales, I just want your tits… The good thing about Lindsey Pelas is that she knows her worth, she knows where her talents lie and most importantly, she’s no different than an Em Rata or a Porn Chick, only Em Rata thinks she’s better than her – when she’s not, because Em Rata thinks she’s luxury…and porn chicks actually fuck on camera, they don’t just cocktease pouring water on themselves… But want all this puffy lip, cheek filled, fake hair bitches have in common is that rich dudes love paying their rent, lives and Helicopters to Coachella. Their instagram money comes from rich guys who want them to be at their dinners…vacations…because they follow them on instagram. So if you want slutty women with big following to hang and fuck you, better get to the private jet level of rich…and the instagram top 10 will be yours – probably at the same fucking time – if the VILLA you rented is LUXURY enough. I’m not hating on this movement of everyday sluts, this shit has always existed, it’s just funnier when you see what the girls put out of themselves, rather than an era where you just assumed men were exploiting them…NO..they exploit themselves…and it’s great. The post Lindsey Pelas Pouring Water on her Massive Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jojo’s Nipple for Snapchat of the Day

Posted on April 14, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I live in French Canada, so the name Jojo reminds me of some toothless obese woman who reads tarot cards while sucking on Maple Syrup and making Poutines smoking her ghetto cigarettes in some small ghetto shanty town greasy spoon…you know the kind of girl who was a hot, anal loving stripper up until 25 years old, before aging terribly like all french trash does…so it is hard for me to take her seriously, but then again, I don’t think anyone takes JOJO seriously, she’s was a one hit wonder when she was a kid and perverts loved her, only for her to take a decade off living off her small pile of money and fucking black guys…but the last 2 years she’s been back, trying to get attention and it’s come to this… Posting nipples on snapchat in a see through for her fans like some common instagram hooker trying to make her rent by either recruiting her followers to send her money, or buy her shit off her AMAZON wishlist, or to get more followers – because that’s probably what she’s doing…and thank god it’s come to this – because nipples are more fun than JOJO… The post Jojo’s Nipple for Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emmy Rossum’s Acting of the Day

Posted on January 8, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like to sum up Emmy Rossum’s acting with these pictures from the Shameless season premiere…a show that pretty much made her, and that I like to say was the lucky turning point for her, where she was so unemployed she was debating going into porn, so showing tits for a show with William Macy, seemed like a better option…but the reality is that she was probably rich, never had to work, which is why she was able to get to Hollywood and wait around until something like this came up…because acting is a rich person activity, that whole “risking everything to make it”…is just a storyline, all these idiots have parents or sugardaddys who were willing to pay their rent… Either way, great acting job for an average at best, now famous and well paid person who has blocked me off social media possibly after telling me off…because these idiots also take themselves too seriously…it happens with being coddled spoiled pussies..who in this case aren’t showing their pussies…but tits count for something… TO SEE HER BORING AND AVERAGE AND COVERED UP AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE The post Emmy Rossum’s Acting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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