I wonder if anyone cares that Nicole Scherzinger is twerking in pictures wearing a bikini for instagram…because to me, it’s a little too much like this… Only a little more desperate, you know trying to milk the movement, because she’s a professional dancer and has been twerking since before it was called twerking…back when it was called booty shaking in order to pay the rent before getting cast in some pop band or vegas show…from stripclub to popstar weirdness… But here are the pics anyway.
I usually prefer when girls go to the gym dressed in booty shorts and a shorts bra, you know to really not let any clothing get in the way of their deep fucking squats, so that after they are sweating and digusting, I can pretty much make out their entire vagina and ass definition, because you know what it turns me the fuck on. Almost enough to join a gym, but that would be crazy. Amanda Bynes, despite her level of awesome, doing her Andy Kaufman crazy fuck with the public through twitter because they talk about her, would do better if her gym clothes were a lot less Muslim. I mean shit, she looks like this OCD woman who I see walking around my apartment who wears 8 layers of clothes, a hood, a scarf to cover her face, gloves, like she’s Michael Jackson and allergic to the sun, and they’re very little erotic in that. I mean Bynes has a body that needs to be more scandalous, but I’ll still try jerking off to these, you know to challenge my jerking off skills, next leveling it.
Miley Cyrus has been allowed out of her house. Oh shit. And she’s gone wild. Oh Shit. I assume that’s what happens when you are the caged money making animal at the zoo, that is finally let out of the cage to explore what the world they were always kept away from, because the world is a scary place, and the cage is safe, and where we keep our money making animals. You know, she’s high profile, has fans, the paparazzi would rip her apart now that she’s single, something my penis would like to do to her vagina, if it was only more substantial. Her sheltered life filled with handlers sometimes gets pushed aside, you know cuz she is the money making animal and she calls the shots, and I guess this is the evidence of that whole =”This is my life, and I just want to live it and be normal” rebellion…..that I like to call the gateway to falling off the fucking deep end. You can’t steal her life fame. You hear that. Oh Shit. Now let’s do a low key, low profile, parking lot photoshoot to really not get noticed on this incognito, attempt at integrating into society like a normal….hustle…. Oh Shit.
It’s funny that it is legal for a mother to whore out her teen daughters for the media via the paparazzi they probably brought on vacation with them. I know it isn’t as bad as whoring them out to random men for sexual favors to help pay the rent, at least not in theory, according to society norms, but I have a feeling that the damage this does, will equally fuck them up, as if they were being whored out like whores, because ultimately, you are a product of your environment, and when you realize you’re opportunistic cunt mom is making you jump through hoops to fill her own egotistical needs, dreams and bribing you by giving you anything you want, it’s as empty as when it happens in the gutter. That’s why rich girls are just like stripper trash, just in nicer clothes and hotel rooms. I guess I shouldn’t care about the mental capacity of these demon children as they run around in their demon family, but they are in bikinis, and the skinny one aspires to be a Victoria’s Secret model, you see it’s good to raise them like this, they have such depth to their dreams and potential to contribute to society. Idiots. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
It’s funny that it is legal for a mother to whore out her teen daughters for the media via the paparazzi they probably brought on vacation with them. I know it isn’t as bad as whoring them out to random men for sexual favors to help pay the rent, at least not in theory, according to society norms, but I have a feeling that the damage this does, will equally fuck them up, as if they were being whored out like whores, because ultimately, you are a product of your environment, and when you realize you’re opportunistic cunt mom is making you jump through hoops to fill her own egotistical needs, dreams and bribing you by giving you anything you want, it’s as empty as when it happens in the gutter. That’s why rich girls are just like stripper trash, just in nicer clothes and hotel rooms. I guess I shouldn’t care about the mental capacity of these demon children as they run around in their demon family, but they are in bikinis, and the skinny one aspires to be a Victoria’s Secret model, you see it’s good to raise them like this, they have such depth to their dreams and potential to contribute to society. Idiots. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
In most cases a person not paying their rent on time results in a late fee, in this situation, it led to a belt whipping. Ron Kronenberger, of Waynesville, Ohio, admitted to whipping his tenant’s “bare butt” for not paying his rent on time…. Continue
When the ‘Mean Girls’ checks stop coming in… Linsday Lohan Moves Back Into Her Mother’s Home Via RadarOnline reports: Lindsay Lohan has been forced to move into mom Dina‘s home in Long Island, New York, as she is “flat-out broke” and unable to afford to rent an apartment on her own in Los Angeles, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. “Lindsay is being forced to live at home with Dina because she can’t afford any other options at the moment,” a source tells Radar. “Lindsay is flat-out broke and can’t even afford to rent a two-bedroom apartment in North Hollywood. “There’s simply no way she would pass a credit check right now, and even if she could she wouldn’t be able to muster up a security deposit, let alone meet the rent every month. “Lindsay’s been telling everyone that she moved to New York because she was sick of Los Angeles. But that’s just not true, she would love to move back west, but she can’t afford to! In the past, Lindsay has managed to rope in another person to co-sign on leases because her bad credit means she can’t get approved in her name alone. However, she couldn’t find anyone willing to do that now as she has burned so many of her friends and associates.” Meanwhile, although it might well be economically attractive to be living at home rent free with mom, the situation does have its, very obvious, drawbacks! “Dina seriously cramps Lindsay’s style because she always wants to go out partying with her,” the source says. “It’s embarrassing for Lindsay and she often dodges her mom’s calls when she’s out. Lindsay is constantly on the prowl these days to snag a new wealthy pal who has an apartment or vacation home she can move into…. rent free of course!”” She will never recover from this. Her looks and once promising career are gone. Broke, uninsurable, with insurmountable debt, a bad reputation, ruined credit and zero prospects; that’s not an uphill battle, it is a war waged and lost. We almost feel sorry for her. Almost.
Now that Attack Of The Show is being cancelled, it’s nice to see Sara Jean Underwood working on her Twitter modeling career. I don’t know if that pays the rent, but this picture of her busting out of a little red dress almost made me forget that I’m two months late paying mine. If you don’t see posts in the near future, now you know why.
And yes, it’s actually a decent discount this time.. Walmart To Cut Prices For iPhone And iPad During The Holiday Season If you were hoping to get your hands on an iphone or ipad sometime soom without making it rain with your rent money, you just might be in luck. Walmart recently announced plans to sell the gotta-have gadgets at a discounted price during the holiday season. via CNN Money If you’re looking for the cheapest iPhone or iPad that isn’t used, Wal-Mart is the first place you should turn this holiday season. The retail giant announced plans Friday to offer the 16 GB iPhone 5 for $127 (normally $189.97) and the 16GB iPhone 4S for $47 (normally $87.97), along with a two-year contract. They’ll also sell the third-generation iPad for $399. While it was reported elsewhere that Wal-Mart is discounting the recently announced fourth-generation iPad, a Wal-Mart spokesperson confirmed with CNNMoney that it is, in fact, the third-generation model, which has a less powerful CPU. See? You really DIDN’T have to join the Black Friday stampede of animalistic people thirsting for discounted goods.
I guess she’s taking on a little advice from Rihanna…you know getting up on this showcase your tits for Social Media…while hiding the rest of your horrible body…cuz there’s obviously a little jealousy up in here…knowing how many records Rihanna sells and how much money Rihanna makes…even if that money’s going back to her pimp Jay-Z which in-turn is 50% Beyonce’s…cuz Beyonce’s already stupid rich and money doesn’t matter…it just reminds her that Rihanna’s got more going on…and more importantly…that Rihanna’s got more to give…cuz RIhanna hasn’t kept any babies she’s been knocked up with yet….and everyone knows…moms are never as good as their slutty, younger, counterparts….but I still apppreciate Beyonce’s effort…A for Effort….cuz reality is…she could just be real housewiving it….kickin’ it without putting her titties out there….
