In my never-ending quest to introduce you guys to every up-and-coming hottie out there (and then somehow convince them to date me afterwards), I want you to meet Stephanie Smith . According to my research, she’s from Australia and already a pretty big deal on Instagram. And after spending a couple minutes hours checking out her pictures , I can definitely see why. Because if you think these bikini pictures are hot, you haven’t seen anything yet. Now, about that date…. Your mom’s basement or mine?
In my never-ending quest to introduce you guys to every up-and-coming hottie out there (and then somehow convince them to date me afterwards), I want you to meet Stephanie Smith . According to my research, she’s from Australia and already a pretty big deal on Instagram. And after spending a couple minutes hours checking out her pictures , I can definitely see why. Because if you think these bikini pictures are hot, you haven’t seen anything yet. Now, about that date…. Your mom’s basement or mine?
I always find it funny when celebs like Vanessa Hudgens here try to cover their faces from the paps. Not only does it not really work, but honestly, who’s even looking at Vanessa’s face when she’s putting on a leg show like this? In fact, I’d say she did a much better job ruining these pictures by wearing those baggy shorts. So let’s hope Vanessa and her booty aren’t feeling quite so camera shy next time. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com
It’s official, I think Ola Jordan here might just be my new favorite crush. So what if I’ve never heard of her before this, and couldn’t tell you who she is or why she’s famous? What can I say? I’ve always liked any hottie who shares my belief that pants are overrated. It’s what this site was founded on. Anyway, according to my research, Ola is a professional dancer and Strictly Come Dancing star, so there, happy now? Because I know I am. Photos: Fameflynet
In news that has shocked absolutely no one, Farrah Abraham is a stripper now – having rapidly climbed the ladder from cocktail waitress to exotic dancer at a “gentleman’s club.” What is shocking, however, is the insane amount of cash that Farrah gets paid to take it all off in her new place of employment in Austin, Texas. 27 Freaky Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Stills 1. Farrah 2: Backdoor and More Pic Farrah Abraham in a still photo from Backdoor and More. As you can tell we’ve cropped it for obvious reasons. “The club loved how hardworking and focused I was, so they offered me a $544,000 agreement to be a celebrity house feature,” Farrah recently told Radar . Yes, beginning August 22 clients can book reservations for private sessions with Farrah. Prices range from $2,500 an hour to $500 for ten minutes. And if you think the fact that Farrah makes that much to give lap dances is depressing, check out her thoughts on raising her daughter in a strip club environment: “I’ve learned that this industry has class, strength, and has taught me life skills to better myself and my daughter,” said the former Teen Mom star. Well, this is the same parent who talks openly, even proudly, about her daughter making a sex tape some day , so we guess we shouldn’t be surprised. Farrah, of course, still claims that stripping is just part of her research for her erotic novel trilogy , and she’ll find a more suitable gig as soon as she’s gathered enough info. The whole situation is hilarious until you remember that Farrah’s daughter is five, and will soon make the sad realization that her mother is a ridiculous human being. 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.
Meet Alyssa Arce . This is the first time I’ve done a post on the Southern hottie, but I think I’m already in love. You can fall in love at first sight through your pants, right? Anyway, according to my research, Alyssa’s a Playboy Playmate, which is great news, and she partied on a yacht with Justin Bieber or something recently, which is not so great news. I mean, what’s that teenage lesbian got that I don’t? You know, besides millions of dollars and fans and a yacht. Whatever. I’d still love to take Alyssa motorboating some time. And we wouldn’t even have to leave my bedroom. Call me! Continue reading →
Some of you might look at these pictures of Sofia Vergara at the Hollywood Foreign Press Association Installation Dinner and be a little disappointed, since Sofia’s not busting out any of that trademark cleavage of hers. But hey, look on the bright side: at least she turned to the side and gave us some great booty profile shots to enjoy. Sure, it’s no thong shot , but I’ll take it. Beggars can’t be choosers. » view all 18 photos Photos: WENN.com
I’ve never heard of this Pascal Craymer chick before, but you all know I’m a sucker for sexy wannabe celebs working out for the paps, so here she is. According to my research, the busty Brit is a former TOWIE star, which explains the “candid” workout pics, since I’m pretty sure that’s page 1 in the hot British reality star playbook. Anyway, this is one of those times where pictures might be worth a thousand words, but slow-mo video would be worth a thousand bucks. Either way, enjoy, but just make sure to stretch first. » view all 20 photos Photos: WENN.com
I’ve never heard of this Pascal Craymer chick before, but you all know I’m a sucker for sexy wannabe celebs working out for the paps, so here she is. According to my research, the busty Brit is a former TOWIE star, which explains the “candid” workout pics, since I’m pretty sure that’s page 1 in the hot British reality star playbook. Anyway, this is one of those times where pictures might be worth a thousand words, but slow-mo video would be worth a thousand bucks. Either way, enjoy, but just make sure to stretch first. » view all 20 photos Photos: WENN.com
Meet Brandi Bondoc , our latest no-name bikini model for you guys to drool over. Now I got a little nervous I was about to be added to some kind of government watchlist doing my research on Brandi, because apparently she’s a huge Disney fan, but not to worry: according to her Twitter, she’s 22. Phew. And according to her Instagram , I think I’ve found my newest future ex-wife. Hell, I’d even be OK with getting divorced at Disneyland if she wants. It must be love.
