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Bryce Dallas Howard Gives Us A Peek

Posted on June 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

I always get Bryce Dallas Howard and Jessica Chastain confused, and I know I’m not the only one. But not to worry, because I’m pretty sure nobody’s going to have any trouble remembering Bryce after this solid cleavage peek of hers at the Jurassic World premiere. And even if you do, you can always just come back and look at this post to refresh your memory. Personally, I think might have to do that a couple more times today. What? Maybe I’ve just got a terrible memory. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Meet British Hottie Emma Miller

Posted on June 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

Entourage has introduced us perverts to a lot of hotties over the years, and here’s one more:  Emma Miller at the London premiere. According to my research, Emma’s a model, a British reality TV star, and apparently also a fellow fashion blogger. Now I know what you’re thinking, bloggers aren’t supposed to look this hot, but that’s just because you’ve never seen me in a Speedo. So enjoy that mental picture, everybody. And the sexy British model too, I guess. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Alessandra Ambrosio L’Officiel Turkey of the Day

Posted on June 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alessandra Ambrosio is Officiel in Turkey in what are probably old pictures of the mom of 2, Victoria’s Secret model, who we can assume they either built in their research facility in Brazil like she was Josephine Skriver…all from a test tube…or where she was abducted by her family from her small village and forced to work for the brand at a discount…because why the fuck else would they put so much focus on Brazil…what happened in Brazil that made the creative director say “let’s only use Brazil Models”….was he Brazilian, did he speak the language, was the Brazil tourism board paying for this to put Brazil on the map…or was there a deeper rooted, tranny scene, where you can barely tell they have Penises which is perfect for lingerie modeling due to no period… I don’t know, but I’m suspect on the whole thing, her whole career, why she exists including but not limited to these photos for a recent issue of L’Officiel Turkey…but she still looks good….and I guess that’s all that matters… The post Alessandra Ambrosio L’Officiel Turkey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio L’Officiel Turkey of the Day

Posted on June 4, 2015 by admin2| Leave a comment

Alessandra Ambrosio is Officiel in Turkey in what are probably old pictures of the mom of 2, Victoria’s Secret model, who we can assume they either built in their research facility in Brazil like she was Josephine Skriver…all from a test tube…or where she was abducted by her family from her small village and forced to work for the brand at a discount…because why the fuck else would they put so much focus on Brazil…what happened in Brazil that made the creative director say “let’s only use Brazil Models”….was he Brazilian, did he speak the language, was the Brazil tourism board paying for this to put Brazil on the map…or was there a deeper rooted, tranny scene, where you can barely tell they have Penises which is perfect for lingerie modeling due to no period… I don’t know, but I’m suspect on the whole thing, her whole career, why she exists including but not limited to these photos for a recent issue of L’Officiel Turkey…but she still looks good….and I guess that’s all that matters… The post Alessandra Ambrosio L’Officiel Turkey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Blac Chyna Has Got It Going On!

Posted on May 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

I know I’m supposed to be in the loop when it comes to hot nobodies, but I have no clue who Blac Chyna is, aside from the type of girl I’d love to take home to Mom for a little motorboating. One thing’s for sure though, she definitely knows how to dress. Anyway, according to my research, she’s a model/”entrepreneur,” and that’s got me thinking that the two of us should go into business together. After all, I can’t build my sex tape empire solo. Believe me, I’ve tried. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Charlotte McKinney Does Vanity Fair of the Day

Posted on May 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what kind of favors were pulled for Charlotte McKinney, or who she was strategically either dating or paying a lot of money to, but for a girl who looks like Florida Trash, which makes sense because she’s from Florida and therefore by default trash….she’s gone a long fucking way.. I get that America likes blondes and America likes tits…and America likes these trashy girls who are blonde and have tits…but to have been an instagram model, turned Dancing With the Stars tits, all from one Fast Food Ad…and pretty much nothing else…you’d think some kind of scams were pulled along the way…because people love and are blinded by tits… Anyway, she’s now in Vanity Fair…and that’s just crazy…. Quote from the Magazine: “You’re five seven, you want to model, and you have ginormous boobs” was the refrain McKinney remembers hearing. “No one’s going to book you.” Before the Guess ad opened doors, she couldn’t even get a job for Miami Swim Week. “Who wouldn’t want a curvy girl in a swimsuit?,” McKinney asks rhetorically.” What a Joker…and I’m not just saying that cuz of her monster face.. The post Charlotte McKinney Does Vanity Fair of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Stella Hudgens Bikini Picture of the Day

Posted on May 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So Vanessa Hudgens, who is now a big broadway star, because I guess that’s the natural progression of someone who was on a Disney Musical show…I mean that or late 90s popstar… I think her legacy won’t be her Tony Award for her ability to sing and dance, but the fact that she took her parent’s whoring of her literally and took nude selfies that her legal team claimed were of when she was 17 in efforts to get them off the internet…you know all hairy pussied like a 17 year old who didn’t know what waxing was because by law shouldn’t be using her vagina…..or some shit..not that she was even 17 in the pics…but her pretending was up on some solid fetish shit…solidifying her place in the world…but not quite as solid a place as her sister’s tits in her bikini…are those things real? I mean they look like stripper budget implants…but who knows…when you’re role in life is living in the shadow of someone in the shadow…I guess you do things to get noticed… So notice Vanessa Hudgens’ little sister who hasn’t done much but has done a lot…because she’s worth looking at in this subtle reveal.. The post Stella Hudgens Bikini Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Ewers for Vogue UK of the Day

Posted on May 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anna Ewers rhynes with sewers possibly because that’s her name, or maybe it is because Germans are into scat…this is something I’ve said before, probably every time I write a post on Anna Ewers, because no one has done the research I need to know whether she likes getting shit on as her name and ethnicity would imply… I guess, it doesn’t matter, but either do these pics of her in bikinis for Vogue UK, I mean who gives a fuck about another girl in a bikini for a magazine…it’s all the fucking same…whether it’s a hot brazilian or a hot german thanks to ethnic cleansing in the 40s…to a hot South African…it’s all the fucking same…not that it’s a bad same, it’d be like having a lot of money and getting more money, it’s the same money, but more money is better than no money, even if the bills are the same “all these hundreds keep coming in”…it’s just annoying for those of us, mainly you because I have no sex drive, who can’t fuck them…but instead..just look at them… All this to say – Anna Ewers is a Babe… The post Anna Ewers for Vogue UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maia Mitchell Is An Up-and-coming Babe

Posted on April 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

One of the nice things I like about the MTV Movie Awards is that they always manage to invite a bunch of up-and-coming hotties I haven’t heard of before. So, unlike other award shows, they’re not entirely pointless. Anyway, here’s one of those new hotties:  Maia Mitchell . According to my research, Maia’s an Australian actress/singer. And even though I’ve never seen a single thing she’s been in or heard one of her songs, I can already tell she’s extremely talented and has a bright future ahead of her, as long as she plays her cards right. With a little luck, she could even become one of my future ex-wives. Fingers crossed. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Madison Beer Is Trouble

Posted on April 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is one post where I really hope you perverts didn’t just skip ahead to the pictures. Because according to my research, Madison Beer here is only 16. She’s also a pop star with a couple hit singles, but if you’re smart, I’m guessing you already moved it along as soon as you saw that “16.” And if not, what are you waiting for? A visit from Chris Hansen? Keep it moving. Photos: WENN.com

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