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Sara Jean Underwood Is The Hardest Working Instagram Model

Posted on January 20, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Somebody better warn Gigi Hadid that Sara Jean Underwood ‘s coming for her title as the hardest-working Instagram model in Hollywood. Because after this latest round of Insta-hotness, it’s clear that Sara is a real pro when it comes to social media. I don’t know how she hasn’t managed to land a rich boyfriend with these pictures yet, but if Sara’s willing to lower her standards/income requirements, I save a bunch of money on rent by living in my mom’s basement… Just saying.

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More Sveva Alviti Beach Photos

Posted on January 5, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

The bad news is that we’re all back at work again today. The good news is that so is Sveva Alviti , because here’s the Italian actress/model/professional sunbather still hard at work looking smoking hot at the beach in Miami. Unfortunately, she’s also there with her rich boyfriend, which is kind of ruining the fantasy. I mean, what’s that dude have that I don’t? You know, besides millions of dollars, a tan, clothes that aren’t sweatpants, and a super-hot girlfriend… On second thought, don’t answer that. I’m already depressed enough as is. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →

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Sara Underwood Bikinis of the Day

Posted on April 2, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Remember Sara Jean Underwood? Yeah, me neither. But frat boys and nerdy awkward dudes do, they love this bitch…not because she’s doing anything now, but because she did Playboy, then a nerd show that they could cross reference her Playboy pics with, making her easier to masturbate to, and thus more relevant until realizing that being willing to get naked at 18 is not talent, and that shit can only carry you so far, but luckily far enough to find a rich boyfriend… I mean she’s in a bikini, who cares, when you can reference all her ARCHIVAL NUDES …including but not limited to her vagina lips.

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Joanna Krupa Posing in a Bikini Top with a Water Gun of the Day

Posted on August 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Joanna Krupa is a squirter…and she’s into water sports…I mean that’s kinda what being a hooker is all about, you do what you can to get by…and in her case getting by involves being a whore Maxim model who scammed her way onto dancing with the stars…that led her to other shitty really shows and a rich boyfriend/husband to justify being on the reality show…all while remaining the very same whore she was as a 20 year old trying to make it…only at 50….and with a nicer house…I guess we can thank the communist work ethic her parents instilled in her after escaping communism…but I know I’d be happier if the gun in this picture was being used to exterminate trash like her from this otherwise beautiful world that doesn’t need more vapid useless materialistic cunts with fake tits.

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Nicky – Rich Boy is the Song of the Day

Posted on March 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So this mail order bride, Nicky Tuckova, was clever enough to hit youtube with a horrible song about finding a rich boyfriend….I am assuming it is straight from Russia, because everything that comes out of Russia is amazing, I guess it is thanks to a combination their years of communism behind the iron curtain, making them a breed of human all of their own, that is told to promote the country to help get some buzz since they are hosting the 2014 Olympics…. Best line “I have big tits” – wonder how she came up with that…. Second best line is when she says her phone number is – +6029481600 I didn’t call it, because I am not rich and don’t want to waste this viral sensations time on her quest to find Rich Boy….. This is better than all other Youtube Sensations….gangnam style…call me maybe….it’s friday…can all suck my dick….Rich Boy for the win….

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Ashley Greene Boring in Marie Claire November 2012

Posted on October 16, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You’d hope some bottom feeder at the top of her game would have stepped it up bit for any photoshoot she does…you know suggesting a little more tit or vagina lip…even though she doesn’t really need to since the majority of her whoring has already happened and that’s the whole reason she’s riding at the top…. She’s some talentless Twilight scumbag Florida trash who managed to get into a franchise, develop a fan base she didn’t deserve, and strategically date/fuck/pretend to remain a virgin with to speak to that audience…and the whole thing mocks the industry….especially when she gets away with shoots like this…with zero sleaze in them…defeating the whole point of her being a whore…you see….it’s like when your favorite hooker finds a rich boyfriend and stops stripping…just wasted willing hooker talent…. Keep them bitches in the gutter is what I say.

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Brody Jenner and his Playboy Trash of the Day

Posted on October 22, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jayde Nicole is a piece of trash whore. I’ve seen her in interview with her mom and they lived in a pretty shitty fucking house, in a pretty shitty neighborhood, and she clearly didn’t have a father, and her mother was clearly proud how far her little baby took the body the mother gave her and sucked dick in parking lots to afford to feed, because when it comes to doing pretty low hanging things to get paid or famous or a rich boyfriend getting naked in pictures doesn’t have shit on sucking dick in parking lots and here she is living the fuckin’ poor chick dream

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