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Rihanna Nude But Covered

Here’s Rihanna completely naked on the cover of her new single ‘Only Girl’ (In the World) … Sort of. Obviously she’s covering up all the good parts with her silly red evening gown, if she was in the coat closet at the airport Marriott she’d look exactly like the way I left my prom date years ago. Good times. Nobody even buys CD’s anymore so why bother with these artsy semi nude covers? They’re just annoying, she shows more ass walking down the street.

Rihanna Is Naughty On Battleship

Here’s Rihanna being a naughty girl on the set of Battleship. I guess she is giving acting a shot. I’m sure she’ll be very good at it considering she’s great at lip-syncing at her live concerts. Anyway, that outfit is pretty hot. The t-shirt is at the minimum tightness requirement for my liking. more pictures of Rihanna here

Rihanna And Her Cute Little Cleavage

I get that she’s a famous popstar and that she’s got to always be at the forefront of fashion and annoying trendy hairstyles, but Rihanna’s new hair just looks stupid. It looks like it’s made out of arts and craft pipe cleaners, all she’s missing are some giant freckles drawn on and she could be performing some hillbilly act at the town fair. However, the fact that she’s wearing a top that looks kinda like lingerie and highlights her cute little boobies, more than makes up for the stupid do. I’ll let it slide this time, but if I see her in some giant overalls we’re done.

Rihanna’s Impressive Front Meat

Maybe I’ve just never noticed them before, which seems odd, but Rihanna’s got some big old boobies on her. Am I wrong? Where did these things come from? I guess it’s just the way her tube top dress is highlighting her chesticular area. I like it. There should be lights or reflective surfaces on them just to show them off even more…. Not to mention draw our attention away from that retarded skater haircut.

Rihanna Flashes Her Lady Business

I’m sure these were not the kind of pictures you were hoping to see this morning, but when a mega star like Rihanna flashes her lady business on stage it’s my duty to report it. No matter how disturbing it may be, I took an oath. Alright, I didn’t take an oath, but you get what I’m saying. I get that she’s in some short shorts and fishnet stockings and gyrating around on stage doing her best to sing dance and look sexy, but this is not a good look for anyone. That being said, the shot of her on all fours with her ass in the air really works for me. Enjoy.

Rihanna Makes Her Booty Pop

I’m from the suburbs so I’m not exactly sure what it means to make your booty pop, but I imagine that it’s looks something like what Rihanna is doing in these pictures. This chick knows how to put on a sexy show, in one of the shots she’s even got a baseball bat. Now I may be from the suburbs, but I’ve been to Germany and when I see that a hot chick dancing on stage brings out a baseball bat, it usually means it’s going to be a good night. A strange and frightening night, but still a good one. more pictures of Rihanna here

Rihanna Gets Down And Dirty

This is how I like to end my back breaking day of celebrity blogging, with pictures of Rihanna bumping and grinding in her futuristic stripper outfit on stage for me. Obviously she’s not just dancing for me, but I like to pretend that the pictures I get were mailed to me directly, then mother scanned them into a computer, resized them and left them on my lap for me to enjoy as a treat with my mayonnaise and baloney sandwiches. Speaking of baloney sandwhiches, she seems to be grabbing… That’s just tasteless.

Rihanna Is Technically Topless

It’s finally the end of what’s been a long and grueling week of writing about boobs and asses and staring at hot women all day, so I thought I’d finish things off with some nice shots of Rihanna kinda topless in Vanity Fair magazine. I can’t really stand her music, but man would I like to lick the foam of this sweet mocha sexuccino. I know that doesn’t make much sense, but it doesn’t have to with all the chemistry that theses inanimate pictures and I have going on together. So hot.

Rihanna Can’t Hide All The Goods

After yesterday’s post featuring Rihanna hiding her lady bits while getting out of a car in a little skirt, I thought that maybe that was the end of her provocative outfits. I was wrong. Alright, so this outfit is more silly looking than provocative, but she’s showing off quite a bit of cleavage and it’s kinda see through so it will do for now. I don’t know what else to tell you… Boobs. Enjoy. more pictures of Rihanna here

Rihanna Puts Up A Good Defence

Of all the celebrities, I thought Rihanna would the least likely to cover up her junk in a little skirt. That’s why I’m surprised that she did while exiting her car. She must have a fever or something. Hopefully she gets over it soon because a Rihanna post without her exposing her boobies or other lady pits is a pretty boring post. I might as well be covering Beyonce …. Boring. more pictures of Rihanna here