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Riley Steele’s Cute Little Pornstar Boobs

Posted on August 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve always had a special place in my heart for pornstars, that’s just the way I was brought up, so I thought I’d share this cutie with you guys. Here’s Riley Steele at the premiere of Piranha 3D showing off her cute little pornstar curves. I like her, she’s as cute as a button. A button who gets filmed doing nasty nasty things with her sexy little body. Those are the best kind of buttons.

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Miss USA Rima Fakih Looks Good In A Bikini

Posted on August 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case you’ve been living under a rock and haven’t noticed, the new Miss USA Rima Fakih is a hot piece of beauty queen ass. Here she is walking around in her bikini at some sort of event over the weekend. Just once I’d like to be invited to an event where hot women walk around in their bikinis and heels, my site has been around long enough, I think it’s about time. I guess I’ll just have to keep recreating it at the strip club until I get the real thing. It’s costing me a fortune.

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Rihanna And Her Cute Little Cleavage

Posted on August 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I get that she’s a famous popstar and that she’s got to always be at the forefront of fashion and annoying trendy hairstyles, but Rihanna’s new hair just looks stupid. It looks like it’s made out of arts and craft pipe cleaners, all she’s missing are some giant freckles drawn on and she could be performing some hillbilly act at the town fair. However, the fact that she’s wearing a top that looks kinda like lingerie and highlights her cute little boobies, more than makes up for the stupid do. I’ll let it slide this time, but if I see her in some giant overalls we’re done.

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Rihanna’s Impressive Front Meat

Posted on June 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Maybe I’ve just never noticed them before, which seems odd, but Rihanna’s got some big old boobies on her. Am I wrong? Where did these things come from? I guess it’s just the way her tube top dress is highlighting her chesticular area. I like it. There should be lights or reflective surfaces on them just to show them off even more…. Not to mention draw our attention away from that retarded skater haircut.

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Miss USA Rima Fakih Bikini Pictures

Posted on June 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s new Miss USA Rima Fakih posing in some sexy bikini pictures. It may look like she’s about to take her top of….. She’s not. Not that I need her too, I’ve seen so many nipples in my travels on the internet over the years that I can pretty much imagine what any woman looks like with her top off. It’s a gift. I think I’m going to teach a class about it at the learning annex this fall to make a little extra cash. See you there.

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Rihanna Flashes Her Lady Business

Posted on May 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m sure these were not the kind of pictures you were hoping to see this morning, but when a mega star like Rihanna flashes her lady business on stage it’s my duty to report it. No matter how disturbing it may be, I took an oath. Alright, I didn’t take an oath, but you get what I’m saying. I get that she’s in some short shorts and fishnet stockings and gyrating around on stage doing her best to sing dance and look sexy, but this is not a good look for anyone. That being said, the shot of her on all fours with her ass in the air really works for me. Enjoy.

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Rihanna Makes Her Booty Pop

Posted on May 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m from the suburbs so I’m not exactly sure what it means to make your booty pop, but I imagine that it’s looks something like what Rihanna is doing in these pictures. This chick knows how to put on a sexy show, in one of the shots she’s even got a baseball bat. Now I may be from the suburbs, but I’ve been to Germany and when I see that a hot chick dancing on stage brings out a baseball bat, it usually means it’s going to be a good night. A strange and frightening night, but still a good one. more pictures of Rihanna here

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Rihanna Gets Down And Dirty

Posted on April 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is how I like to end my back breaking day of celebrity blogging, with pictures of Rihanna bumping and grinding in her futuristic stripper outfit on stage for me. Obviously she’s not just dancing for me, but I like to pretend that the pictures I get were mailed to me directly, then mother scanned them into a computer, resized them and left them on my lap for me to enjoy as a treat with my mayonnaise and baloney sandwiches. Speaking of baloney sandwhiches, she seems to be grabbing… That’s just tasteless.

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Rihanna Is Technically Topless

Posted on April 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s finally the end of what’s been a long and grueling week of writing about boobs and asses and staring at hot women all day, so I thought I’d finish things off with some nice shots of Rihanna kinda topless in Vanity Fair magazine. I can’t really stand her music, but man would I like to lick the foam of this sweet mocha sexuccino. I know that doesn’t make much sense, but it doesn’t have to with all the chemistry that theses inanimate pictures and I have going on together. So hot.

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Rihanna’s Futuristic Hooker Outfit Works

Posted on April 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Rihanna in one of her weird futuristic hooker outfits performing one of her routines that apparently involves a duet with her camel toe. I don’t know how that’s supposed to work, but I definitely don’t want to hear it. Anyhow, it was nice of her to give us a few booty shots so I shouldn’t be too hard on her. Ha, I said hard on, which is exactly what I’ve got for this weird Rihanna chick right now. Have I shared too much? Enjoy.

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