Work it girls… Beyoncé Knowles was seen leaving a midtown office after a long day of work in New York City, Friday… She rocked a leopard print dress with thigh high tights — nice look right? Bey wasn’t the only banger out handling her business this weekend. Hit the flip to see what Alicia Keys, Kerry Washington, Rihanna and Kim K were up to. AKM-GSI/SplashNews/INFPhotos
Rihanna posted these bikini pics to her instagram, because Rihanna isn’t happy enough being a billion dollar making pop star who doesn’t deserve to be a popstar, but has fucked the system regardless…and is more into being a bikini model, who guys jerk off to, because her dad never hugged her enough…and that works for me.
OMG! Rihanna posted bikini pics. I feel ridiculous posting this shit like it is news, important, hot, or even relevant…the pics are from her instagram, they are boring, and the retired hooker turned popstar in them, has countless sluttier pics of herself, because craving and crying for that male attention is kinda what her crazy ex-hooker ass is into… I mean, I wonder what her Barbados sugar plantation slaves would think of all she’s done with their emancipation efforts back when they abolished slavery…They’d probably super stoked that one of their own could blossom into being a bigger spoiled brad with no respect than the plantation owner’s sociopathic daughter… The more I see her doing her thing, the more I think she’s one of the worst humans around…especially when everyone I know who knows her, or who have worked for her, or who have booked her, can’t stand anything about her….and the amount of people who know her, is surprisingly alot when you spend time in barbados…where everyone hates her…cuz “they just jealous”…or maybe cuz “she’s just a cunt”….
Good eye RihRih! Boy Rihanna sure knows how to pick ‘em . The Bajan superstar posted up her latest Instagram crush in honor of #MCM (Man Crush Mondays for the slow folks) sending the internet into a flurry… In case you can’t tell from the Eagle’s uniform, you’re looking at Philadelphia Eagles’ linebacker #95 Mychal Kendricks… And all the ladies in the office said Good Googly Moogly thank you RihRih! So is there an actual romance brewing between Rihanna and Mychal? Hit the flip for the answer. Instagram/AKM-GSI
Eva Longoria posted a bikini pic…and clearly knows her angles because she’s looking good despite being the Rihanna of Mexicans, who hates being Mexican so bad that she hires Mexican servants to make herself feel more important than the average Mexican… I never found her hot, maybe because I am a self hating Mexican, or maybe because I know what corn tortillas to do an ass when eaten the way real Mexicans who haven’t gone Hollywood eat…but for some reason I am finding her hot today…maybe because I have Mexican hooker mommy issues that are flashing back now that we are starting a new year and I am reflecting…and I see my mexican hooker mom in her or maybe because I never banged a Mexican and being half Mexican want to see myself in her…covering her fish taco with my salsa…right?
Sure, Rihanna’s badly shot Christmas pics for instagram are hardly as exciting as MILEY’S MUCH ANTICIPATED MASTURBATION MUSIC VIDEO …but I still found it funny Partially because I assume that she got her dead grandmother’s bible, because clearly her religious family must hate that she’s got no soul…that she defies everything religion represents..and they are trying to ground her…. But also because right after she posted the bible pic, she posted this pic mocking jesus… And this video of her at 10 am at all night rave that started at 3 am drinking…that is fuelled with molly…one of Christianity’s most favorite drug… Hypocrite who sold her soul to the devil, just surprised she didn’t burst into flames… Good idol for our youth.
I can guarantee one thing…Rihanna is not out visiting Shanty Towns bearing gifts. You know giving back to her people, her community, her island…not handing out Wal Mart gift cards…or big screen TVs She is instead just flaunting to everyone who knows her and grew up with her, letting them know she’s fucking made it, and that she’s better than them, and always has been, even when they used to tease her.. Remember it’s a small island, they all know each other…or about each other…and every time I’ve been to Barbados…the people tell me she’s a cunt he doesn’t tip, who acts like a bratty tourist, and who just is not down to earth… But I guess when you’re Rihanna and the biggest fucking deal…living in a 22 million dollar condo…your granny used to fucking clean…it’s hard to stay grounded…even when walking the beaches you grew up walking… Who cares…I just like that she’s running around in lingerie making a Christmas Spectacle of herself, because why be a low key famous person, that’s not the reason you worked so hard to be famous, but rather you did for people to stare….
