Good news everybody: looks like that serious case of nippleitis that Rita Ora came down with earlier this week is still going strong, because here she is at the beach in Miami looking nice and chilly. And I just hope that Rita brings this back with her to London and spreads it around to all her fellow busty Brits when her vacation’s over. It’d be such a great souvenir, don’t you think? Photos: PacificCoastNews
Rita Ora has big tits…that are still in a bikini…because it’s the holidays, she’s in Miami, what the hell else is she supposed to do besides walking the beach for paparazzi to take pics of her, hoping to get published in magazines, despite no one actually knowing who the fuck she is…or what songs she sings…beyond fucking Taylor Swift’s boyfriend before Taylor Swift did…that’s how herpes go around hollywood…all while trying to be the next Rihanna but every year that goes by she’s older and older…further away from that mark…interesting… I hate that this is the highlight of my last day of 2015….but it is, and she’s got big tits, so whatever… She’s not that bad…as she lets a radio host manhandle her…because that’s how you get airtime and radio play girls…same thing applies to BLOG posts on you…here’s my dick…suck it… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF RITA ORA CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora: Rihann Impersonator Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I posted and linked to some of these bikini pics yesterday, because Rita Ora, despite being a useless celebrity who has barely done anything remarkable, does have remarkable tits, and apparently has a good agent, publicist and label who get her to the right events, making us think she matters…and I guess with a great set of tits..comes come…or something.. Well, in her titty news, she’s with Daddy Issue Daisy Lowe in Miami, and I want better pics of her pussy / dick slip….or maybe it’s just herpes burn…or shark prevention due to her being mid miscarriage…who knows…but I’m curious to know what is going on in these pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF RITA ORA CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora’s Still in her Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rita Ora is so fucking boring to me. She’s just a bootleg Rihanna, and not just because they are both the same shade of ethnically obscure beige, but because they are popstars trying to to hit up the same market, and unfortunately for Rita Ora, Rihanna has already has that covered…so Ora, the UK version of Rihanna, who lives in America because she’s trying to make it with her label, her team, and the various producers she fucks…and I still can’t name one of her songs… But I can describe her tits, their size, the way they hang, and I don’t even care about tits, because that’s all she has going for her, at least that’s all she allows the world to think she has going for her, since she uses them in everything she does…from obscure Canadian fashion mags, to events…just click the Rita Ora tag on this site for a sample…because anytime I write about her it’s the same shit, her tits…big tits…trying to be Riahnna but failing…but what else am I supposed to write about…her answers to interview questions like she fucking matters…I mean really…the tits are what matters…we’ve established that… The post Rita Ora Hard Nipple for Elle Canada of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s busty British pop star Rita Ora leaving the studio after taping The X Factor , and I don’t know about you dudes, but I never watch that thing, or any of those lame competition shows, for that matter. But I might have to start now that I know that Rita’s a judge, and that she wears outfits like this. Although to be fair, I’d watch pretty much any show if it had Rita looking this hot. In fact, it’s giving me a great idea for a show of my own. We’ll call it The XXX Factor and it’ll be me and Rita judging celebrity sex tapes. I’d better start clearing off space on my desk for all the Emmys we’re going to win… Photos: WENN.com
She’s got some weird Square Nipples…I wonder how that happens, is it a nipple reduction from when she decided to use her tits to get her ahead, as being a Rihanna impersonator only took her so far, or are her nipples taped so that her nipple slip looks more authentic, or is she just born with Square nipples because she’s some freak of nature that for some reason…people entertain and allow to walk around like she’s a somebody… I don’t get the Rita Ora thing, but I do know she’s fucked a lot of the right people, and maybe the opening line, the way she made it all happen, was with the pick up like “I have square nipples, want to see?”…. I’ve seen famous people fuck some real low level garbage girls, so if you’re semi hot and strategic, you can easily manipulate the situation….to get them to give you shit…like a career… Good hustle square nips… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora’s Intentional Square Nipple Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here are some pictures of strong legged, downhill skiing, Lindsay Vonn, who is probably pretty excited to hear that Tiger Woods isn’t the whore fucking A-List billionaire who tested positive for HIV…even though …he is into the questionable, unstable, insipid, women…when he’s not seducing other pro Athletes… She’s in some slutty enough poses, because I guess to keep up with Tiger’s needs, you have to have some level of slut in your soul, at least based on the disgusting hookers he was linked to when his scandal hit…but as someone who knows skiers, they are so muscular, that being slutty seems to just come with the territory…it’s called Apres Ski motherfuckers….it’s where the snow pants come off, and the long underwear…gets soaked through..the squats get shown off….usually in the form of terrifying, pumpkin squashing thighs…that you wouldn’t normally want wrapped around your neck…but you’re a subservient bitch… The post Lindsey Vonn is Slutty for Health Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rita Ora is in bikinis in Self Magazine, which would make a lot more sense if it was called “Pretending to Be Someone Else” Magazine…and I guess the good news is that she’s not in Shape…literally…but it’s the same caliber of shitty pictures…and they also made a video… Watch this on The Scene . And here are the pictures..where you can see the difference between photoshopped images and not photoshopped video screengrabs…where she’s all belly jelly bean shaped…and equally relevant but eager, fame whoring, and desperate to succeed…in both…. The post Rita Ora for Self Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rita Ora and Travis Barker both have reputations for short-lived, high-profile relationships that are trotted out into the spotlight much earlier than they should be, so it’s no surprise that the two D-listers have decided to combine their powers like some sort of promiscuous Captain Planet. Yes, several sources are reporting that Rita and Travis are dating, and that they’re moving very fast. The new couple reportedly met at a celebrity basketball game. Insiders say Rita was so impressed with Barker’s skills on the court that she approached him at the after party “Rita sought him out and gave him her info,” a source tells Us Weekly. “They have been together every day since.” It was rumored that Rita was dating Wiz Khalifa over the summer, but neither party ever confirmed the relationship. Ora has dated Rob Kardashian , and she went through a high-profile breakup with Calvin Harris just last year. Things apparently ended badly, as Rita has cautioned Taylor Swift to beware of Calvin’s douchey tendencies. No stranger to high profile breakups, Barker divorced Shanna Moakler in 2008, and they both made a habit of publicly trashing one another whenever they got the chance. So maybe Rits and Travis are a match made in heaven. Or maybe we’re just a few weeks away from one seriously epic relationship meltdown.