Rita Ora is the Rihanna replacement. I’ve never heard any of her songs, or maybe I have, but they haven’t been sold off to the radio stations like they were Katy Perry, Rihanna, Gaga and all the other very mainstream acts that get a ton of fucking airplay, not because they are good songs, or people call in requests, but because it’s a fucking business and the radio is designed to sell tickets to shows, you know the frontline, forced content on people, media that doesn’t care about what’s best for any of us, despite being such a big part of our life, unintentionally, but still in every store we walk into… That said, Rita Ora was signed when Rihanna was acting all crazy and could have ended up dying of a drug overdose…but has since calmed down and is making everyone money, putting this one on the bench until they need to bring her out, and I guess while she waits she gets topless in magazines, and she’s got big tits, so that’s not a horrible thing…probably much better than any of the songs she sings..
I may not really care too much about last night’s MTV Movie Awards past the red carpet, but there is at least one major award I’m interested in: Best Cleavage of the Night. And after careful consideration, I’ve decided to give it to Rita Ora here for her awesomely low-cut dress. I’m not sure why they haven’t made this part of the televised show yet, since it’s pretty much the only prize any of us bloggers actually care about, but trust me, it’s totally legit, and Rita can pick up her trophy in my mom’s basement later tonight. » view all 25 photos Photos: WENN.com
We wish Rita a speedy recovery. Rita Ora Collapses During Photo Shoot Rita is working a little bit too hard. According to TMZ: Update: Ora’s doctor, David Farcy, tells TMZ Rita was treated for heat exhaustion and dehydration. She’s been discharged and Dr. Farcy says she’s fine. She flashed a big smile to fans when she returned to her hotel from the hospital. Rita was in the middle of a photo shoot for Madonna’s Material Girl campaign in Miami when she was taken ill. British pop singer Rita Ora — who had the hit song, “R.I.P.” — collapsed on the set of her photo shoot in Miami Beach today … and was rushed to a hospital by ambulance according to photographers on the scene. Photos show the 22-year old singer/model/actress — eyes closed — being unloaded from the ambulance on a stretcher … attended by emergency personnel. So far, no word on what may have caused her to collapse. Ora — who famously dated Rob Kardashian last year — was reportedly preparing for her photo shoot on the beach near the SoHo Beach House hotel when she fainted in her makeup trailer. We’ve reached out to Rita’s people — so far, no word back. Glad to see she is doing well now. Fame Flynet
Sara Underwood does Yoga because she’s got very little else going on for her…that’s what happens when you let Seacrest pretend to fuck you to get on a TV show that gets cancelled after whoring your body out to Playboy at 18 to get in this position in the first place…you decompress and try to find purpose through Yoga…I get it Sara Jean you fake titty trash….remember there’s always stripping…even though she thinks she’s above that…like most of these prostitutes do…even though they are way worse than any stripper I know when it comes to selling their souls and dignity….here are the pics…of her being zen…
Sara Underwood does Yoga because she’s got very little else going on for her…that’s what happens when you let Seacrest pretend to fuck you to get on a TV show that gets cancelled after whoring your body out to Playboy at 18 to get in this position in the first place…you decompress and try to find purpose through Yoga…I get it Sara Jean you fake titty trash….remember there’s always stripping…even though she thinks she’s above that…like most of these prostitutes do…even though they are way worse than any stripper I know when it comes to selling their souls and dignity….here are the pics…of her being zen…
Rita Ora manages to rock some tight as fuck fitness gear, show off some ab lines, yet still be a dumpy sack of fat shit…spilling over her spandex…confusing the fuck out of me…are those abs drawn on, or is she just a fat chick with a flat stomach…I mean it makes no fucking sense, but then again….who the fuck is Rita Ora anyways…I mean other than RIhanna’s replacement they are conditioning to take over…but as of now…she’s a nobody….and here she is showing off her nobody body… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I get it. Lena Dunham is a connected pig who knows all the write people and in being an ugly slob has mastered the craft of writing since no one, at least no one with sight, had any interest being seen in public with her, in a who cares who your rich and famous parents and their rich and famous friends are, you’re gross and I can’t been seen with you…. I get it Lena Dunham is non-threatening to all the fat chicks who watch TV every sunday and seeing her naked makes them fell like they can relate, while the hot chicks are out with dudes living life and not married to their TV, an while hot girls will ruin the whole concept of the show, because girls won’t watch babes getting male attention, that kind of thing makes them feel like shit about themselves…and you need them feeling good about themselves so they buy the products we shove down their fucking throats… I get it, but I don’t like it. Where I’m from, if you look like this you’re taken out back and shot. You’re shoved in a shitty back warehouse job, you are on online dating sites and used for 4 am booty call blow jobs, before you die alone or lure some loser into marrying you cuz he is tired of being lonely…girls like this don’t belong on TV…not den as the ugly chick, cuz Hollywood ugly is still supposed to be hot…especially when that TV role involves naked and getting laid… That said, here are her pokies for you freaks…it’s so unfortunate… To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE
Rita Ora is the Rihanna replacement they are conditioning to take over when Rihanna finally cracks. This is how the music industry works. They make the bulk of their money building up the star and once the star is made they just ride the wave and take their piece before feeding them money and drugs to make them crash and burn so that they can do it all over again…and she’s got a pretty fat ass…the kind of fat ass I wouldn’t mind getting lost it, or trying to chip a tooth on, even though that’d be impossible, cuz it’s too soft…reminding me that I don’t mind a little fat on a bitch if it’s in the right place, I mean anorexia and fit bodies are good, but sometimes, a big round ass is better… Rita Ora and her big ass titties is worth looking’ out for…even if you’re looking’ at her from behind… To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE
Busty Rihanna impersonator who they have decided to train and cultivate to be the Rihanna replacement, just as soon as Rihanna falls off the fucking deep end of crazy bitch who can’t handle fame and money, which is going to happen soon enough…you know a puppet they pull out of a small island in the Caribbean is easy to manipulate with promises of fame and fortune and when she gets too big, you just have to knock her off and throw in some other bitch, one with big tits, who can pull off the exact same bullshit act, with the exact same low level talent, that is more fun to watch, cuz of the tits… Here are some pics I pulled from her instagram, celebrating her titties….her soon to be famous titties…because titties are all that really matter when it comes to her…
Well it looks like the fat are winning. Not only have the media tried to be fat friendly by making “Hollywood Fat” actually fat, you know making fat girls stars and the love interests of normal looking dudes, because America is fat and they find it more relatable…but now they’ve decided to change the one major icons that represents America and your Freedom…and that’s Barbie, even if she’s made in China. It looks like they’ve gone and cast her body straight from the Walmart line, I wonder where her 5 white trash single parent kids with ADD eating candy are? I mean I am a firm believer in giving unrealistic expectations to the youth and really women everywhere, because it makes them feel inadequate and gives something to aspire to be like. I don’t like saying to them “It’s ok to be dumpy, lazy, a slob”….especially not while wearing a bikini. I know the government wants us sick with diabetes, they want us fat from consuming product, they want us immobilized to not fight back and like Hitler, are starting the brainwashing when they are young. I would totally have sex with short, average proportioned, hormones in the food, not too into working out, but love Fructose Corn Syrup based everything, but I don’t like our aspirational toys, that generations have grown up on, attacked, changed or genetically modified, because it appeases to a gang of fat dykes trying to change the world in this anti-bullying era, leaving Mattel no choice but to adapt, in fear of seeming like an insensitive brand. Fuck you Barbie for ruining everything I love about America, you conformist communist porker. What’s next, an amputee GI Joe panhandling in the subway system because PTSD made him crazy and his veterans pension doesn’t cover his drinking…. Real life sucks, let’s keep our toys fun. That said, this isn’t an actual Barbie, but I like pretending it is, because it allows me to rant about nonsense…The story behind this is artist Nickolay Lammm took the average 19 year old girl measurements from the Center for Disease control, and created this as a political statement. A horrible statement.. It is not actually a Mattel Toy. But a short, thick legged, big booty, belly rocking’ statement on the world…that probably was better left unsaid. Next up, morbidly Obese barbie, based on the measurements of the Average McDonald’s worker.
