Good news, idiotic men who fail miserably at trying to seduce women online: You’re not alone! Many dogs around the world have also been known to attempt various things – jumping, catching treats, looking through windows – only to tragically fail at these everyday life tasks. And the saddest most hilarious part? They’re often caught on camera! Don’t worry: the only thing that will hurt upon clicking through these photos and GIFs is your funny bone. No canines were seriously harmed while falling flat on their adorable faces. Enjoy! 24 Times Dogs Have Hilariously Failed at Life 1. Here I come, couch! Did someone move these pieces of furniture farther apart when I was asleep?!?
Ryan Gosling cooked, cleaned and grocery shopped for Eva Mendes in the early months of her pregnancy, and now it seems there were reasons for his servitude that went beyond the fact that he’s a stand-up guy. The couple kept the news that Mendes is pregnant out of the tabloids for an astonishing seven months, and according to reports, having Ryan run all the errands was an important part of keeping Eva’s baby bump under wraps. “Their lives completely changed as soon as Eva got pregnant,” a source tells People magazine. “They used to travel all over the place together and go on hikes with their dogs.” As soon as Mendes began showing, however, she reportedly holed up in Gosling’s LA apartment and “barely left the house.” Ryan waited on Eva hand and foot during this difficult time and aside from a few suspicious instances (such as when Eva was a no-show at the Cannes Film Festival where her and Gosling’s film, Lost River , premiered) the couple seamlessly pulled off one of the great celeb cover-ups in recent memory. As for whether Ryan will marry Eva after the baby is born, given how secretive these two have been in the past, if it happens, we probably won’t hear about it until well after the fact. Internet Reacts in Horror to #GoslingBaby 1. He’s shirtless. We’re sad.
Joan Rivers Calls Michelle Obama A “Tranny” At this point in Joan River’s career, we’re not really surprised by much that comes out of her mouth considering…
Kelly Clarkson has finally popped. The singing sensation gave birth to a baby girl this past Thursday, her first child with husband Brandon Blackstock. “Our baby girl River Rose Blackstock arrived on June 12th! Thank you everyone for all of your well wishes! Brandon and I are on cloud 9!! :),” she Tweeted. This is the first baby for the 32-year-old Kelly, who shared the news this morning. Brandon has two kids, Savannah and Seth, from his first marriage. Kelly and Brandon tied the knot in Tennessee last October. Clarkson has been very candid about her pregnancy, revealing she was having a baby girl before giving birth and talking openly about her weight. “Everybody calls me fat all the time, so I can’t wait to have a reason, instead of everybody just being a jerk,” Kelly joked after announcing her pregnancy. As for shedding the baby weight starting this week? “I’ve never been Gisele Bundchen, so ain’t nobody expectin’ that! I like to set [low] standards so people don’t expect a lot,” the star cracked. Then there was this tweet earlier this month: “Okay my baby girl needs to come on out ASAP. Mama is tired, swollen and miserable hahaha!” She rules. Congrats to the happy new parents! Celebrities Who Welcomed Babies in 2014 1. Simon Cowell and Lauren Silverman American Idol judge and all-around snarkmaster Simon Cowell was softened a bit by the birth of his son Eric Philip on February 14. What a Valentine for Simon and girlfriend Lauren Silverman.
Firstly, I want to say that Miss USA is Not Miss America, but rather the preliminary round of Miss Universe – owned by Donald Trump, started by a bathing suit line in the 50s as a marketing tool, and now used to find him 50 girls who have worked their way to this level for him to jerk off on – after the big event. TO SEE A COMPILATION WITH PICS OF ALL THE MISS USA CONTESTANTS put together on the forum by Queen MadamMeow! CLICK HERE Last night, Miss Nevada, Nia Sanchez, who I assume was a showgirl and bottle service girl before last night, won…and I don’t think anyone really cared other than a few feminists who had pageants for objectifying women in this male-centric world…you know focusing on their beauty and not their bull dyke lesbianism that is spent hating men – that feminists want you to focus on.. Apparently, one of the contestants was a product of rape, and said the way to end rape is to learn self defence, which I think is a better answer than “wear panties with your short skirts”…. But I think the highlight was when the hose made a reference to taking a dump…see above video. TO SEE A COMPILATION WITH PICS OF ALL THE MISS USA CONTESTANTS put together on the forum by Queen MadamMeow! CLICK HERE Here are some pics of their swimsuit: TO SEE A COMPILATION WITH PICS OF ALL THE MISS USA CONTESTANTS put together on the forum by Queen MadamMeow! CLICK HERE
I’m still waiting for Mad Men to do an episode about Christina Hendricks ‘ character taking up jogging or visiting a trampoline factory; I’m telling you, it’s got Emmy written all over it. But until then, I guess we’ll just have to make do with the regular appearances that Christina’s massive funbags make on the red carpet. Here they are in Cannes at the Lost River premiere, and I don’t know anything about the movie, but I do know that those giant sweater mounds would make for pretty great personal floatation devices. » view all 21 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Jay Z liked it last night. So the rapper tried to put a ring on it. Again. Walking the red carpet of the 2014 Costume Institute Gala in New York City on Monday, Beyonce dropped a ring off her right finger. But before the singer could pick it up, her doting husband did the deed… and then cracked up everyone in the vicinity by pretending to propose to his Queen B! See what we mean here, GIF style: Beyonce worte a crystal-studded Givenchy Haute Couture by Riccardo Tisci custom gown for the event, while her Jay Z went with a white grain de poudre jacket and black tux pants, also by Givenchy Haute Couture. This lovable, famous couple will be headlining the On the Run tour together this summer. There’s no need to stick The Beygency on us, Saturday Night Live. We adore the twosome and we plan on attending. Saturday Night Live Sketch: The Beygency
