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In White Folks News: Joan Rivers Blasts Media For Accepting Angelina Jolie’s Homewreckin’ Ways And Making Her “A Godess”

Joan Rivers says Angelina and her sideline heaux steez got off easy in the public eye Joan Rivers Criticizes Media For Praising Angelina Jolie It’s been years since Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt went public with their affair-turned-relationship that rocked Hollyweird, but E! Network loud mouth and “Fashion Police” co-host Joan Rivers is still talkin that talk about Angelina not being held accountable for homewreckin’ her way into Brad’s pants heart. via CMT When LeAnn Rimes joined the Fashion Police recently on the E! network, Joan Rivers didn’t really talk celeb fashion with her. She focused more on just the celeb part — especially how hard it is for Rimes, who Rivers said the press has treated “abominably.” Then, with her own unique take on Rimes’ marriage to Eddie Cibrian, Rivers said: “You got together with a married man? So did Angelina Jolie. And she’s become a f*****g goddess.” Then the two talked about how much control the press can have over people’s lives and how they can twist any topic any way they want. “They can take it down a negative road, or if they want you to be happy and they love you, they’ll take it down that road,” Rimes said. But when Rivers asked her why she keeps picking fights on Twitter, Rimes said all she does is stand up for herself every once in a while. “Can you imagine the stuff I just let go? There’s tons of it,” she said. Dating a married man is never admirable, but do you think LeAnn Rimes and Angelina Jolie had similar situations? Or is Joan just bumping her gums for the hell of it again?

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Royal Baby Boy Arrives, Twitter Reacts With Joy, Humor

A healthy eight-pound, six-ounce boy born at 4:24 p.m. at St. Mary’s Hospital in London today doesn’t even have a name yet, but he needs no introduction. He’s the Royal Baby, people. A few hours ago, Kate Middleton gave birth to HRH Prince of Cambridge and future heir to the throne! Bow down! The first child of Kate and Prince William is instantly third in British line of succession, behind William and his father Prince Charles (sorry Harry). The British royals aren’t the only ones celebrating Kate Middleton and Prince William’s new addition. Celebrities on both sides of the Atlantic are ecstatic. Or at least turning to Twitter for their best one-liners. See some of the reactions below: NeNe Leakes (‏@NeNeLeakes) Royal baby boy! Ellen Page ‏(@EllenPage) Woah people seem super excited for this new british band, the royal baby. Sophia Grace (@PrincessSGB) It’s a BOY, Congratulations to Prince William and Kate Middleton, This is SO GOOD. #RoyalBabyBoy #RoyalFamily William Shatner (@WilliamShatner) So pleased to hear that William and Kate had a baby boy. Long live the future king. MBB Emma Caulfield (@EmmaCaulfield) Oh Royal boy! Aw man I can’t help but think of the late Princess Diana who would’ve been so happy to see her 1st grandchild born. Cheryl Cole ‏@CherylCole Congratulations to William and Kate!! So happy they have a healthy baby and everyone is good. Can’t wait to see him now #Royalbaby Jeff Daniels ‏@Jeff_Daniels I’ll pay good money if they name the Royal Baby Royal. Kim Zolciak (@Kimzolciak) Congratulations to William & Kate on the arrival of a Prince. #RoyalBaby Lisa Vanderpump (@LisaVanderpump) Boy …oh boy…congratulations to all the Royal family! Queen Latifah (IAMQUEENLATIFAHAH) Welcome to the future king! Congratulations William & Kate. Much Love, Queen Latifah #QLShow Alex McCord ‏@mccordalex CONGRATS Royals on the birth of the Prince of Cambridge! It’s a BOY! Which Royal Baby gift will you buy? Prime Minister David Cameron (@David_Cameron) I’m delighted for the Duke and Duchess  now their son has been born. The whole country will celebrate. They’ll make wonderful parents. Bethenny Frankel ‏@Bethenny Congratulations to the Royal Family on their new baby boy! UK Prime Minister ‏@Number10gov PM on #RoyalBaby: An important moment for our nation but above all a wonderful moment for a warm and loving couple. Nancy Pelosi ‏@NancyPelosi Wishing Prince William and Duchess Kate much joy and happiness as Great Britain welcomes the newest member of the Royal Family. #RoyalBaby Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers): Congratulations to Kate & William on the birth of their baby boy! So relieved that his name won’t include the words Ivy or Apple. Emma Bunton (@EmmaBunton) It’s a boy!!! Special times ahead for Kate and William. Xxxx Kurt Sutter (@sutterink) with all the hype, this royal baby needs to emerge glowing in a blinding white light with faeries carry the afterbirth in golden buckets. Hilaria Baldwin (@hilariabaldwin): Congratulations Will and Kate on the birth of your son! I wish you so much happiness and health! Aviva Drescher ‏@AvivaDrescher Huge congrats to #KateMiddleton & Prince William on the birth of the #royalbaby BOY! #RoyalCongrats #Royals #Congrats Crystal Hefner ‏@crystalhefner Congratulations to William & Kate on the arrival of a Prince. #RoyalBaby Arsenio Hall (@ArsenioHall) Yipee! Heaven sends Duchess Catherine a royal son. Yet, for some reason I cant stop thinking about Sybrina! Who lost her royal son Trayvon. Savannah Guthrie (@SavannahGuthrie) Today’s forecast: @alroker predicts 100 percent chance of a #royalbaby Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) How can you tell when there’s about to be a royal baby? When they start crowning. I’ll be here all week. Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) Keep Calm…and Carry On. #Kate #Labour Shonda Rhimes (@shondarhimes) Somewhere in London, a princess is pooping on a delivery table. Just keeping it real, folks. #royalbaby #goodluckKate Giuliana Rancic (@GiulianaRancic) What are your predictions for #royalbabyname? Mine are Elizabeth Diana and Alexandra Diana. Christine Teigen (@chrissyteigen) This isn’t your baby Kate. Apparently it is our baby. All of us. Sarah Hyland (@Sarah_Hyland) Hey Kate, itd be great if u could pop out that #royalbaby n the next 7 hrs or so so I could say I was here when the baby was born?Kthanksbye Rashida Jones (@iamrashidajones) Today may be a good day to announce my new EDM DJ name: Royal Baby Labour Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) Pippa Middleton just arrived to be by Kate’s side as she gives birth, she’s wearing a form-fitting hospital gown with a plunging neckline.

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Katy Perry Was On Lock For Bonnie McKee Vid, But What About George Takei?

McKee tells MTV News about cameos in ‘American Girl’ clip, which features Kiss, Joan Rivers, Tommy Lee and more. By Jocelyn Vena

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Amy Schumer Disgusting in Full Body Spanx of the Day

I am a joke snob…despite how unfunny you may find me…I find everyone else just as unfunny… I am sexist and I don’t believe girls should be comedians or making jokes. There are dishes to be done, babies to be changed, and there have been very few who are actually funny, thought provoking or interesting. The majority just say things a girl shouldn’t say, with little or no thought…are ugly and bitter about being ugly, trying to relate with the pretty girls by pretending they are pretty girls who have pretty girl issues, that I have a hard time believing they actually have. This AMy Schumer is another new generation comedian, who unlike Joan Rivers, has nothing to fucking offer. Her act is flimsy and just noise, but more importantly, she looks like this DISGUSTING face and body that looks either inbred, product of straight sibling rape…I’ve seen her act, I’ve found her “Roasts” offensive, because anything that comes from an ugly bitch can’t be heard because ugly bitches barely fucking exist and to rebuttal anything she says to dis people like Charlie Sheen or whoever she’s mocking is always gonna be “Bitch, if you’re even a girl, say what you will with your shitty jokes, the fact remains, you look like this and based on that alone, I’ve won”…It’s like she only signed up to do a roast in hopes that it involved eating a roast… So here she is being funny in a body SPANX, I hate her….She should be funny trying to drown herself for being born so fucking flawed. I mean the real joke is being born to look like this…

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Amy Schumer Disgusting in Full Body Spanx of the Day

I am a joke snob…despite how unfunny you may find me…I find everyone else just as unfunny… I am sexist and I don’t believe girls should be comedians or making jokes. There are dishes to be done, babies to be changed, and there have been very few who are actually funny, thought provoking or interesting. The majority just say things a girl shouldn’t say, with little or no thought…are ugly and bitter about being ugly, trying to relate with the pretty girls by pretending they are pretty girls who have pretty girl issues, that I have a hard time believing they actually have. This AMy Schumer is another new generation comedian, who unlike Joan Rivers, has nothing to fucking offer. Her act is flimsy and just noise, but more importantly, she looks like this DISGUSTING face and body that looks either inbred, product of straight sibling rape…I’ve seen her act, I’ve found her “Roasts” offensive, because anything that comes from an ugly bitch can’t be heard because ugly bitches barely fucking exist and to rebuttal anything she says to dis people like Charlie Sheen or whoever she’s mocking is always gonna be “Bitch, if you’re even a girl, say what you will with your shitty jokes, the fact remains, you look like this and based on that alone, I’ve won”…It’s like she only signed up to do a roast in hopes that it involved eating a roast… So here she is being funny in a body SPANX, I hate her….She should be funny trying to drown herself for being born so fucking flawed. I mean the real joke is being born to look like this…

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Nik Wallenda Grand Canyon Walk: Aerialist Crosses Quarter-Mile Chasm on Wire

Aerialist Nik Wallenda completed a tightrope walk a quarter mile over the Little Colorado River Gorge near the Grand Canyon in Arizona on Sunday. Wallenda, of the renowned Flying Wallendas, performed the stunt on a two-inch-thick steel cable, 1,500 feet above the river on the Navajo Nation. Nik Wallenda Grand Canyon Walk He took just more than 22 minutes to complete the tightrope walk, pausing and crouching twice as winds whipped around him and the rope swayed. Nik Wallenda didn’t wear any sort of harness and stepped slowly and steady throughout, murmuring prayers to Jesus almost constantly along the way. “Thank you Lord. Thank you for calming that cable, God,” he said at one point about 13 minutes into the walk, when things got particularly harrowing. The event was broadcast live on the Discovery Channel (above). Winds had been expected to be around 30 m.p.h. Wallenda said they were “unpredictable” and that dust had accumulated on his contact lenses. “It was way more windy, and it took every bit of me to stay focused the entire time,” said the 34-year-old Sarasota, Fla., resident and daredevil. Nik is no stranger to high-wire stunts. His great-grandfather, Karl Wallenda, fell during a performance in Puerto Rico and died at the age of 73. Several other family members, including a cousin and an uncle, have perished while performing wire walking attempts such as his on Sunday. Nik Wallenda is still here, fortunately, having grown up performing with his family and dreamed of crossing the Grand Canyon since he was a teen. Sunday’s stunt comes a year after Nik Wallenda traversed Niagara Falls and earned a seventh Guinness world record … this one may take the cake. Where do you go from here? The event was touted as a walk across the Grand Canyon, an area held sacred by many American Indian tribes, though it was actually just nearby. Some local residents believe Wallenda and Discovery didn’t accurately pinpoint the location … but come on, that was a pretty impressive tightrope walk!

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Doc Rivers Traded to Clippers in Exchange for Draft Pick

The doctor is out in Boston. Following days’ worth of rumors and speculations, the Celtics and Clippers completed an unusual trade last night, though it is pending official league approval: Head Coach Doc Rivers has been dealt to Los Angeles in exchange for that club’s 2015 draft pick. The Clippers are expected to sign Rivers to a three-year/$21 million contract, hoping his hiring assures a return of free agent Chris Paul and enables the franchise to take a step farther in the playoffs next season. The Celtics, meanwhile, are in rebuilding mode and saw no need to pay $7 million per year to a coach who had no chance of leading them to a title. Boston has scheduled a news conference scheduled for noon today, where, insiders confirm, Rivers is expected to explain his decision to leave the city after nine mostly successful seasons.

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Shade Or Support? Rih-Rih And Her Crew Laugh It Up To Ciara’s New Song “Body Party”

Phuck yo new single? Rihanna And Friends Quote Ciara’s New Song Barbados born badgal Rihanna and her clique had a little down time while in London promoting her new River Island fashion line and decided to laugh it up for the camera while quoting Ciara’s new single “Body Party” that was released earlier this week. CiCi and Rih had a brief beef back in 2011 over comments Ciara made on E! Fashion Police with Joan Rivers claiming that Rihanna was a beyotch to her when they met in person. Ci-Ci’s comments prompted Rih to clap back on Twitter, taking shots at her struggling career. Rih eventually apologized and rumor had it that the two made up, but this pic and caption posted yesterday by Rihanna’s sidekick Melissa Forde had a few folks wondering if Rih was throwing Ci-Ci some subliminal shade to Ciara’s “bathroom acapella version” of her new single: Hmmmm. Ciara responded on her Twitter shortly after. See what she had to say on the flip…

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Put On Blast: Rashida Jones Begs John “Lemme Stroke Ya” Travolta To Come Out The Closet

You ain’t fooling nobody Johnny T. Accusations of i mproper booty play and harassment have put John Travolta’s personal life under the microscope and through the wringer in recent months. The star, who has long been dogged by rumors about his sexuality, is facing numerous lawsuits from men, many of them masseurs, who claim he made inappropriate passes, financial offers and other attempts to secure sexual contact with them. Travolta, until recently, has remained silent on the charges, several weeks ago he denied one of the claims but others in Hollyweird, like Joan Rivers and Carrie Fisher, have been more than happy to sound off on the possibility that the “Saturday Night Fever” actor is gay. Now Rashida Jones, star of “The Office” and the upcoming film “Celeste And Jesse Forever,” is joining the choir of voices who want Travolta to come out. In a recent interview Jones, along with friend and “Celeste And Jesse Forever” co-writer Will McCormack, discusses the need for more openly gay actors before addressing Travolta: McCormack: There needs to be, like, a professional athlete that comes out. Jones: And a movie star! It’s time. McCormack: Yeah, like a big one. Jones: A movie star. Like John Travolta? Come out! Come on. How many masseurs have to come forward? Let’s do this. Welp! Might be time for Johhny boy to come out the glitter filled man-hole of a closet after all. Source

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Red Dawn Trailer: The North Koreans Are Coming!

The North Koreans are coming, it appears, instead of the USSR in the remake of Red Dawn , the Cold War cult favorite starring Patrick Swayze and Lea Thompson. Chris Hemsworth and Josh Hutcherson star in this reboot, which at least took 28 years to be remade (way more than the new Total Recall or The Amazing Spider-Man ). The 2012 Red Dawn plot is basically the same, in any case. Get ready for an action adventure pitting the Wolverines – a rag-tag band of handsome and wholesome U.S. teens – against formidable international invaders: