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Emma Roberts’ Nice Pasty White Thighs

I’m not all that into really pasty white chicks, I prefer big tanned cleavage, but of all the pasty chicks out there I think that Emma Roberts is probably my favorite. Here she is showing off those long almost see through legs of hers in a nice pair of denim shorty shorts. I’m not sure she should be out in the sun this long, I think by the last shot she was starting to get sunburnt. Gingers are weird.

Emma Roberts Works The Shorty Shorts

I’m not a big fan of the hipster look, there’s something about a woman in hammer pants that I just don’t like, but Emma Roberts seems to be able to pull it off. Sure sometimes her mom short shorts are a little too high for my taste, but for the most part it works. Here she is showing off her hipster legs in some quality denims and it looks like she’s at least trying to give us a peek through her somewhat see through top. Well done. Send me some nude Instagram shots.

Chloe Grace Moretz Seems Like A Nice Young Woman

This Chloe Grace Moretz chick looks kind of familiar, I don’t know why, she must have been in a terrible movie my girlfriend made me watch. Anyhow, she’s obviously new on the scene and doesn’t quite know how we operate here at HollywoodTuna . First of all, none of us care for silly floral print dresses, unless they’re really tight and some boobs are falling out. And what’s with the boring secretary look? Wait a minute… Upon further review, this chick is fifteen years old. Shut it down folks! Shut it down.

Kristen Stewart Works Her Short Shorts

I’m being serious now, are you not allowed into the Coachella music festival if you’re not wearing some sort of stupid looking hipster short shorts? I don’t get it. I mean, I like short shorts as much as the next guy, but there’s something about the way the hipsters wear them that just doesn’t do it for me. Here’s Kristen Stewart working her denim shorts and stupid hat. I don’t know, maybe it’s the sneakers that ruin it for me. Some stripper heels might fix that right up.

Emma Roberts’ Buttoned Down Short Shorts

I’ve seen a lot of sloppy mom short shorts at this Coachella music festival, and quite frankly I’ve had enough of it, but these might be the sloppiest. I’m not talking about Emma Robert s and her unbuttoned denims, I actually kind of find those hot, but her friend is not making things happen in my pants and I normally love chicks in bikini tops and short shorts. Luckily, Emma more than make s up for it in her little silly tube top.

Emma Roberts Flashes Her Friend’s Booty

Is this Coachella hipster dufus gathering over yet or what? I’ve had just about enough of all these hotties in short shorts and silly sunglasses. I’m just kidding, that kind of thing will never happen. Here’s Emma Roberts doing her thing at the festival with one of her unknown friends giving us a pretty good look at her cute hipster booty. Well done, whoever you are. I think that ass is the best part of the shots. Sorry Emma.

Emma Roberts In Her See Through Dress

Here’s Emma Roberts at that NYLON Magazine Young Hollywood Celebration party all sorts of hot chicks were invited to yesterday, wearing a nice see through dress. I say it’s only nice because I can’t see a damn thing! What’s the point of teasing a lowly blogger like this, I don’t have any thing good going on in my life right now, would it have killed you to show me one measly little nipple? I don’t normally ask for much.. My Pizza Pockets are ready, I’ve got to go. We’ll discuss this some other time.

Emma Roberts Really Likes The Short Shorts

It would seem that Emma Roberts spends most of her time hanging out in denim short shorts, I’m not complaining, I just find it a little strange that she doesn’t seem to have anything else to wear. The other day she mixed it up a little with some thigh high stockings, which was pretty awesome actually, and here she is doing a little shopping in the classic denim short shorts and white t-shirt combination. Either way I like it.

Emma Roberts Really Likes The Short Shorts

It would seem that Emma Roberts spends most of her time hanging out in denim short shorts, I’m not complaining, I just find it a little strange that she doesn’t seem to have anything else to wear. The other day she mixed it up a little with some thigh high stockings, which was pretty awesome actually, and here she is doing a little shopping in the classic denim short shorts and white t-shirt combination. Either way I like it.

Victoria Justice Gets Sexy For The Kids

I really didn’t expect to be seeing anything sexy at the Kid’s Choice Awards , I think that’s a fair assumption, but I was happy to see that hottie Victoria Justice was invited. The chick is just hot. Do they have an Adult Male Awards ? Because that would make more sense to me, kids don’t know what the hell’s going on. You can’t rely on them to make an informed decision when it comes to this kind of thing, they’ll vote for candy canes and apple jacks. Useless.