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Emma Roberts’ Nice Pasty White Thighs

I’m not all that into really pasty white chicks, I prefer big tanned cleavage, but of all the pasty chicks out there I think that Emma Roberts is probably my favorite. Here she is showing off those long almost see through legs of hers in a nice pair of denim shorty shorts. I’m not sure she should be out in the sun this long, I think by the last shot she was starting to get sunburnt. Gingers are weird.

Emma Roberts Works The Shorty Shorts

I’m not a big fan of the hipster look, there’s something about a woman in hammer pants that I just don’t like, but Emma Roberts seems to be able to pull it off. Sure sometimes her mom short shorts are a little too high for my taste, but for the most part it works. Here she is showing off her hipster legs in some quality denims and it looks like she’s at least trying to give us a peek through her somewhat see through top. Well done. Send me some nude Instagram shots.

Emma Roberts Gives Us A Peek

It’s weird, I was kind of in the mood for some pictures of a celebrity in a slightly see through top and boom! These showed up. Here’s Emma Roberts giving us a decent little peek through her top yesterday. Unfortunately, I’m seeing far too much brassiere and not enough boobage. I’m not all that upset about it, she’s too wholesome to be flashing nipples around town. Wait, THIS is what she wore to Coachella ? Never mind… Let’s see those nips.

Megan Fox Undercover Hotness

I feel like the only time we get to see Megan Fox these days, is when she’s sneaking around around town trying not to get noticed. I don’t like it one bit. Here she is covering up her hotness as she runs errands over the weekend. Personally I don’t see the point, how are you going to get free crap from horny store owners if they don’t know you’re Megan Fox ? what a waste. Luckily, I’d recognize those breasts anywhere.

Emma Roberts Flashes Her Friend’s Booty

Is this Coachella hipster dufus gathering over yet or what? I’ve had just about enough of all these hotties in short shorts and silly sunglasses. I’m just kidding, that kind of thing will never happen. Here’s Emma Roberts doing her thing at the festival with one of her unknown friends giving us a pretty good look at her cute hipster booty. Well done, whoever you are. I think that ass is the best part of the shots. Sorry Emma.

Emma Roberts In Her See Through Dress

Here’s Emma Roberts at that NYLON Magazine Young Hollywood Celebration party all sorts of hot chicks were invited to yesterday, wearing a nice see through dress. I say it’s only nice because I can’t see a damn thing! What’s the point of teasing a lowly blogger like this, I don’t have any thing good going on in my life right now, would it have killed you to show me one measly little nipple? I don’t normally ask for much.. My Pizza Pockets are ready, I’ve got to go. We’ll discuss this some other time.

Emma Roberts Works Her Skinny Jeans

I don’t know why I like this Emma Roberts girl so much, she never does anything and her face can make some weird expressions sometime, but there’s something about her that compels me to post pictures of her almost everytime I get them. Here she is taking out the garbage or picking up something to eat, I have no idea, but she’s doing it in some tight ass jeans and a little tank to so I don’t give a crap. Jump up and down for me.

Emma Roberts Is A Hot Young Woman

It looks like Emma Roberts is really coming into her own. I mean she was always pretty hot, but she looks confident and all grown up in these shots. I like it. Now I don’t feel that bad for making juvenile boner jokes about her, she looks like she can take it. The jokes, not the boner. Although I bet… Never mind. Anyhow, Emma Roberts and skinny jeans go together like peanut butter and jelly or strippers and booze.

Emma Roberts Gets Sexy On The Streets

I knew it was only a matter of time before Emma Roberts would cave and pose for some fetish pictures for me. Here she is feeding the parking meter the other day in Los Angeles. That’s it princess, slide it in, nice a slow. Alright, so maybe I’m the only one who has this fetish for hot chicks feeding parking meters, but it still counts. I shouldn’t talk about her like that, the girl is a marvelous talent and one hell of a cutie…. Plus it might ruin my chances at banging her someday.