Josephine Skriver the robot – or genetically modified – created in a lab by a homosexual biologist and a lesbian egg….where they could tweak the DNA to make the girl into something spectacular…and either sell her to Victoria’s Secret or maybe they were funded by Victoria’s Secret….and now she’s an it girl… An it girl who looks amazing, who speaks to sexuality, homos and gender equality shit…because of her creators she calls dead…like some Edward Scissorhand shit… She’s in a hot slutty top….wherever she is…with bodyguards because she’s that important…she’s a prototype…they can’t destroy or let get hurt…they have too much technology invested in this hotness… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Josephine Skriver in a Bra Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nicole Kidman has been a naked actress for a long time, she’s done all kind of nudes, I’ve seen her fire crotch, she pulled this classic pale skin beauty and I’m still convinced Tom Cruise killed the original Nicole Kidman, made a robot version of her at the Celebrity Centre for Scientologists, and that this model may be falling apart, but still has the 10 inch dick attachment she screws into her carbon fibre pubic bone… This is her in a scene from a movie where she plays a cam girl, or a sexter, who gets raped…or something – you probably don’t need to see…another EDGY performance from our leader and original ginger queen….and you can see some nipples…and ass…always great times, even though she’s in her 50s….in theory…reality is her robot was created probably 15 or 20 years ago…and gets serviced regularly because rich people don’t worry about the cost of parts…if anything it becomes a hobby and place to spend their money… I find these hot….in a very weird way but only because I’ve never banged a ginger…or a Robot but am dying to….I used to be terrified of them….(gingers and robots) and even when they have hands like this weird clapper…that look like they’ve already died…cuz I guess BOTOX doesn’t work on anything but face…I want more…. The post Nicole Kidman Robot Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Portia Doubleday is not related to Portia de Rossi – who is better known as Ellen’s sugarbaby, who realizes if you let a pitch eat your ass every couple of days, and you don’t act up, you don’t need to suck cock to get movie and TV roles, you just need to lay back, take it all in, and live off the Ellen money… This Porta is from MR ROBOT, a show people seem to like, but that I’ve never seen because TV rots your soul and is generally shit, but I appreciate that she’s clever enough to post shower pics to matter as much as she can – while eyes are on her and dudes are watching the show thinking…”who’s this new 28 year old pussy”…”I just want to grab it”… The post Portia Doubleday Shower Picture of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Martha Hunt is one of the celebrated Victoria’s Secret models – which is just a testament to how thirsty dudes are and how we’ll go nuts for any girl who is half naked, and when they are paid to be half naked, they’re even more legit to go nuts for, like they are so good at it – they are pro and people pay them…which is a logic that doesn’t apply to crackwhores who give 10 dollar blowjobs and get paid consistently for 10 dollar blowjobs all day….weird… Victoria’s Secret is a mall brand, a cheesy mall brand, with cheesy overpriced sweatshop made shit, but people think it is credibility, or since it is in every mall – it must be good – and the spokemodels they cast are the hottest women ever.. But whenever I see these girls on their work days – because each contract has work day commitments, they make 750,000 a year for this, showing up to a store 4 times a year is a small trade off – all while posing with bras like they are working a tradeshow…I am reminded how bootleg and bottom feeding and most importantly uninteresting, but rather money grubbing and fame hungry they are….and despite winning, they are the losers, the rich, hot bodied, well paid, traveling the world in luxury, barely working…losers….which I guess means they aren’t losers at all…and maybe the guy talking about them is the loser….IMPOSSIBLE (totally possible, in fact I can vouch for it being fact)… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE How about some of the catalog pics you used to jerk off to – that look the same with a new cast of characters… TO SEE THE LATEST VICTORIA’S SECRET CATALOG PICS OF ADRIANA LIMA CLICK HERE TO SEE THE LATEST VICTORIA’S SECRET CATALOG PICS OF ROBOT LAB JOSEPHINE SKRIVER CLICK HERE TO SEE THE LATEST VICTORIA’S SECRET CATALOG PICS OF ROMEE STRIJD CLICK HERE TO SEE THE LATEST VICTORIA’S SECRET CATALOG PICS OF TAYLOR HILL CLICK HERE The post Martha Hunt’s Work Day Posing with Bras for Victoria’s Secret appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a shoot that makes perfect sense. Get girl glammed the fuck up with a ton of make-up, on set, dressed crazy, and give her a knife to put to her throat… It’s dark, it’s edgy, it’s art, it’s high concept, it’s idiotic noise that doesn’t make any fucking sense, it’s like they might as well thrown puppies at her, while she ate a pile of french fries out of a mop bucket, doing the ROBOT dance….because that’s what people are at right now in the messaging they are getting across in their photos.. It’s stupid…That’s it…just a stupid mindless shoot that you know assholes at the magazine think are brilliant, genius, GALLERY worthy… Fuck off and give me something new…this is an 18 year old child star from a stage parented family for a “cool” magazine that takes risks…so TAKE risks…fuck… The post Elle Fanning in V Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a shoot that makes perfect sense. Get girl glammed the fuck up with a ton of make-up, on set, dressed crazy, and give her a knife to put to her throat… It’s dark, it’s edgy, it’s art, it’s high concept, it’s idiotic noise that doesn’t make any fucking sense, it’s like they might as well thrown puppies at her, while she ate a pile of french fries out of a mop bucket, doing the ROBOT dance….because that’s what people are at right now in the messaging they are getting across in their photos.. It’s stupid…That’s it…just a stupid mindless shoot that you know assholes at the magazine think are brilliant, genius, GALLERY worthy… Fuck off and give me something new…this is an 18 year old child star from a stage parented family for a “cool” magazine that takes risks…so TAKE risks…fuck… The post Elle Fanning in V Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Well… the world of music had a good run, didn’t it? But the whole song recording industry is clearly far past its prime, what with Kylie Jenner now serving as an occasional rapper and Kendra Wilkinson filming a new music video. Yes, that is apparently really happening. Kendra Wilkinson is apparently filming a music video. We don’t know how else to interpret her string of Instagram photos, nearly all of which makes a reference to… a music video. It appears to be for a song titled “Lost in Space.” “So hyped right now for my music video. Take one!!!! #LostInSpace,” Kendra wrote as a caption to the image above. And while it’s hard to imagine Kendra actually singing, the former Playboy centerfold has made it impossible for us to stop imagining her dancing with a robot. Because she also included the following photo of herself… dancing with a robot. “Amazing day today. Can’t wait for you guys to see my music video. #LostInSpace,” Kendra captioned the above picture. What would cause Wilkinson to become an artist, which is a term we’re using very loosely in this case? It’s hard to say. Perhaps the topless video she starred in to honor Hugh Hefner on his 90th birthday? Perhaps the fact that she and Hank Baskett have gotten all the mileage they can out of his supposed affair with a transgender model and she needs a new way to garner headlines? All we know is this: we’re very, very, very afraid. “Getting harnessed in… You know I had to.Oh shit I forgot I’m a mom n I can’t do this anymore. #lostinspace,” Kendra captioned this final picture of her on set. Wilkinson certainly isn’t the first non-singer to think she can sing, as documented in the gallery below. But that doesn’t make this a good idea.
I don’t watch Jimmy Fallon because I hate that guy…and his Comedy. It just makes me angry. I think that America as a people are better than low hanging fruit cutesy bullshit designed as viral videos – that get passed around aggressively and make the whole machine continue to find other viral stunts to make noise and thus make money…. I like to think that America as a people are smarter than the things 6 years olds find hilarious, even if it brings them back to a simpler time when they were 6 years old and found this shit funny. I like to think that compelling interviews, rather than pin the tail on the Donkey, is where we need to be. I like to think controversy, conversation, honesty and some self deprecation would be good for the people. So my silent protest that involves being blocked by fallon continues…until Katie Holmes Robot from Tom Cruise’s lap does a dance..because I remember her before she was a robot…and here she is showing personality…it is so creepy… The post Katie Holmes Does the Beyonce of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kylie Minogue is posing with herself…I am not too sure which on is the wax figure and not just because I am too busy wondering if the vagina is built into it, or more importantly if the vagina is self lubricating, but because Kylie Minogue is this weird phenomenon who has been working since the 80s, but who doesn’t age, making me think she’s a fucking AI or a Robot…or a modern version of a sex doll….she’s even survived CANCER…which could be attributed to her scientists who made her readjusting her DNA… You see if you’ve ever seen an Australian in her 30s, you’ll know…at 30…their faces pretty much melt into weirdness…thanks to the sun… But this one…is still so youthful…weird..but what’s weirder is that I’d still fuck her if she was a burn Victim…flesh melting and dripping everywhere…because she’s been a constant source of “I’d fuck that” throughout my adult life… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE HER OUT AND ABOUT…. CLICK HERE The post Kylie Minogue Hanging Out With Herself of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Justin Bieber got soaked with rain and did the robot. Jennifer Lopez danced and danced and danced… and then danced some more. Gwen Stefani nearly cried. Selena Gomez showed off her body. And Meghan Trainor got to first base, for millions of people to see. Indeed, A LOT went down at the 2015 American Music Awards – and we've captured nearly the entire event below, from J. Lo's moving to One Direction thanking to Nicki Minaj shade-throwing… 1. Class is in Session! Jennifer Lopez put on a master dance class to open the American Music Awards. She was the hostess with the mostess! 2. Doing the Robot This is how much Justin Bieber loved Jennifer Lopez’s opening number: he did the robot in response to it! 3. Meghan Trainor Makes Out with Charlie Puth Meghan Trainor and Charlie Puth performed at the American Music Awards. They also kissed on stage. BIG TIME! 4. Demi Lovato and Alanis Morissette “Oughta Know” at American Music Awards Demi Lovato and Alanis Morissette teamed up for a duet of “You Oughta Know” at the American Music Awards. Watch the epic performance here! 5. With Confidence Demi Lovato has confidence. She snapped her way into our hearts during a rendition of the song “Confident.” 6. Justin Bieber Closes American Music Awards: WATCH! Justin Bieber wrapped up the American Music Awards on a handsome, water-filled note. See what we mean here! View Slideshow
