Danica Thrall must be a Glamour model because she’s showing her tits in a Lad Mag…like Nuts…who basically took the Glamour model movement to the next level and gave more and more strippers and walmart workers a venue to show off their awesome sized tits, despite being average at best looking, taking them to an international platform that will land them a rich husband who is into this whore look, cuz having a girl that dudes jerk off to, is like having a Rolls Royce, even if to anyone with a brain, we know it’s a fucking 1985 Honda who knows how to whore her way to some weird level of celebrity…but why analyze when you can stare at them tits.
Miley Cyrus is in the midst of recording her new album, that I think is going to be a hip hop album, cuz she’s working with every major hip hop star and producer on it, and she’s even started her own twerk team, cuz I guess Hip Hop guys like weird little Disney Stars, cuz they pay a lot of fucking money for their services, and there is no real integrity in their sound, it’s all about the money, cuz being a legit artist aint got shit on flying around in private jets and driving Rolls Royce’s…… But who cares about her music, she could have the best team of producers on the shit, I’m talking Phil Spector, and she’d still be Miley fucking Cyrus….not that Miley Cyrus is a bad thing as she lives in her prison that selling her soul has built, cuz she’s fit, tight bodied, looks 15 but isn’t 15, and doesn’t wear bras… I dig it…. Here’s Miley’s new song with Snoop Doggy Lion for Diplo’s Label….
Had he not crashed his Rolls Royce, Rick Ross had every intention of protecting himself during a drive-by attempt on his life in January. At the time of the shooting, Ross reportedly had a semi-automatic Smith & Wesson handgun in his possession… Continue
Cyrus opens up about her 2013 album release and the people who helped her out. By Jocelyn Vena Miley Cyrus on the cover of Cosmopolitan Photo: Cosmopolitan
Multiple reports claims that rapper’s Rolls Royce was targeted by nearly two dozen rounds on Monday morning (January 28) in Florida. By Gil Kaufman Rick Ross Photo: Ilya S. Savenok/Getty Images
Mark Evans, Adele’s father, admits he hasn’t always been a great dad, however he still wants to reconnect with the singer and meet his grandchild. The feeling is not mutual, apparently. Mark Evans told the Daily Mail he desperately wants to rekindle his relationship with the “Someone Like You” songbird, but that he’s the only one. “I’ve left messages on her phone, I’ve written to her and I’ve sent her birthday and Christmas cards,” Evans said. “But it’s like I’m dead to her.” “I’m not interested in her celebrity status or her money,” he added. “I just want my daughter back and I want to be a proper granddad to the little one.” He means Adele and boyfriend Simon Konecki ‘s 3-month-old son, whose name is unknown (she was spotted wearing a necklace that says “Angelo”.) British celebrity gossip tabloids have reported Angelo James Konecki is the child’s full name, although Adele has yet to publicly confirm any of this. Her estranged father is NOT pleased with the name, if that’s it. “I’d hoped so much that she would put my late dad’s name, John, in there somewhere, but alas it looks as if it is not going to be,” Evans said, sadly. “I’m not sure why she’s chosen James, other than a reference to James Bond, and God alone knows where Angelo has come from. It’s very L.A., isn’t it?” Evans laments “missing out on so many of the joys of being a grandfather, simple pleasures like taking him out for a walk in his buggy” and the like. As Evans says he misses his daughter, he won’t be watching her performance of “Skyfall” at the Oscars, though “I know she’ll win [for best song],” he assures. “But I won’t even watch … it would upset me too much to know that I was watching something that my dad never got to see. I’d break down and fall apart.”
Jennifer Lawrence shouted out MTV at Sunday night’s SAG Awards . Odd as that might seem, the acclaimed actress explained that the network was responsible for her first-ever gig – a My Super Sweet Sixteen promo video. It was at that point that J-Law became a card-carrying member of the Screen Actors Guild, and the rest, as they say, is history. Talented, and desirable history. Check out the promo featuring then-14-year-old Jennifer below! Jennifer Lawrence My Super Sweet Sixteen Promo MTV props aside, her acceptance speech was even more notable for the Jennifer Lawrence wardrobe malfunction (or so it appeared) en route to the stage.
In December, rumors of a Rick Ross death threat hit YouTube. Now, we have to wonder: Did someone try to make good on that threat this morning in Fort Lauderdale? Police are sorting through the scene as we type, but here’s what we know according to news reports : Around 5 a.m., a Rolls Royce with a driver and a passenger in it was approached by another vehicle along Las Olas Blvd. Witnesses confirm that the second vehicle fired multiple shots and the Rolls Royce slammed into a residential apartment building as it attempted to speed away. The car did, apparently, avoid the spray of bullets, which struck a few local shops along the street. No one was injured in the incident. Two nearby residents – a business owner and an employee who works in the vicinity of the shooting – say Ross was inside the Rolls Royce. Police are yet to release the names of the targets and are looking into the identities of the culprits. Ross is no stranger to incidents such as this. In addition to the aforementioned death threat, he was also involved in an altercation with Young Jeezy last year. We’ll have plenty more on this story as news develops.
Monica Bellucci is some busty old lady pushing 50 who had acted and modeled both clothed and topless over the last 2 and a half decades…she started at 13 for some “local photo enthusiast”….who I’d like to call Roman Polanski for the sake of this post…..and now she’s modeling for Vanity Fair Spain….without really exploiting her tits the way I’d want her to be exploiting them…. but I guess at her age…she’s done all her tits are really capable of and they are now tired and a shadow of what they once were at their glory….you know like seeing a fat retired ball player thrown back into the mix…he’s got the moves…the skills…his body just won’t let him hit that home run….only the boob version….and as much as I hate to admit it…cuz I hate old ladies….I think she looks awesome.
Tall, long legged, awkward mid-section, obese chick in training, Anna Nicole Smith junion, Kate Upton…..is in a Mercedes ad campaign for the Super Bowl…..and I guess this is their first release to get the buzz going….. Really mercedes? I guess they are trying to hit the middle class dude market with no taste….but there was a time when the Benz was a fancy car..and I guess as people got richer and bought Rolls Royce’s and Bentley’s…they had to scramble and said to themselves….”Kate Upton is well liked by dudes who like tits, and dudes who like tits can afford 400 dollar a month leases on cars that were once considered luxury cars”…..so instead of casting an actual babe….giving us some aspiration unattainable dreams we hope a car like that gives us….like it is supposed to be marketed….they’ve decided to throw out all branding….and say “hey joe dude who likes tits, get a benz”…. What a fail…. That said…why the fuck are 10 dudes washing one car…If I was rich I’d make sure the big pig of a woman would be doing it as me and my friends throw pork rinds and her saying “eat your mommy, eat your mommy”……
