I can’t really remember the last time I did a post on Rosario Dawson , or if people even technically still consider her a “celebrity,” but I’m pretty sure it’s been at least a couple years on both fronts. Considering the solid cleavage she brought to the AFI’s 42nd annual Life Achievement Awards the other night though, I’m willing to make an exception. Now, who do I talk to about getting that thank-you motorboat in return, her agent or her publicist? » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com
Brooke Burke Chavet has gone from bikini wearing host of Wild On…to fitness mom with a lifestyle brand other moms who I guess used to watch Wild On, back when they were party sluts, with dreams of being the next Tara Reid, on some perpetual spring break, before turning 25, getting knocked up and fat, with memories of all the gang bangs that happened, before they traded in the bikini for the suburban home…and apparently they go to Brooke Burke, the hustler who turned being a cheesy raging party slut with fake tits and a hot body, into a lifestyle brand thanks to the tabloids, dancing with the stars, and what some would call bottom feeding, but what her bank account calls genius… I am no a fan of party girls, or people who get paid to pretend to be party girls, pulling their life together and figuring it all out, I prefer them being at dive bars, drinking their sorrows, remembering the glory days, not by choice, but because of the infected herpes scab…. To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE
Bella Thorne is another one of these products of an country with serious sex offending laws. You know the kind of place where banging a 16 or 17 year old is illegal, despite many people, including women who were once 16 or 17, saying that their body was at its prime at 16 or 17… Not to mention, if you ask most girls who they were fucking at 16 or 17, chances are they will say someone in their 20s…because that’s just the way humanity works…. Yet shit is made illegal, and creepers want to creep, because it seems like forbidden fruit, even though the truth behind the 16 or 17 year old is that they are the fuckin worst, and you’re far better off with a 25 year old who maintains her fitness… I mean 16 or 17 year olds don’t know how to handle life, or sex, or really anything…and being a baby sitter to some annoying girl, who probably can’t get off seems annoying as fuck to me… That’s probably why I look at these girls working it for their old creepy dad fan base…objectively…and I just don’t get excited…because in Canada you can bang 16 year olds, and I don’t…. Sure, I see a hot young body, sure, but there are hot bodies everywhere…the rest of her, except maybe her older sister who feels second rate next to her, because she’s the one their stage parents is disappointed in because they didn’t have kids to not monetize off of…and whenever a sibling feels second rate, they are better to fuck. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Rosario Dawson is pretty big…literally…because I guess there comes a point in every Afro-Cuban’s life, where they opt out of the bikini and put on the one piece, because they are either breeding future criminals or Latin popstars, or just fat from all the eating….I like to think it’s just cocaine bloat. I’ve heard all kinds of stories about her being an ungrateful poor, squatter, who at 15 was discovered by Harmony Korine in his Original Spring Breakers some of you may know called KIDS. I’ve also heard she’s a party slut, coke fueled, and fucks everyone…but probably not anymore, because she looks like this…. I guess none of that really matters, because looking at her doing the whole Mom at a Resort letting loose thing, while not a mom and in Cannes, isn’t very hot…to even the biggest Rosario Dawson fan… The life lesson is that the girl with big tits, always grown into her big tits…she can’t fight it forever… Who cares… To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE
One of the most beautiful women in screen history, and Skin Hall of Famer, Rosario Dawson is celebrating her 35th birthday today! Take a look back at some of her breast moments after the jump!
Happy Thanksgiving, Skin Fans! Today, we give spanks for all the great things that have happened this year: like Rosario Dawson ’s bald beav in Trance and Lizzy Caplan ’s return to the boob tube in Masters of Sex . Now on to the Thanksgiving Dishes! Whether you prefer breast, legs, or thighs, Mr. Skin’s got you covered this holiday. All the ladies on our Thanksgiving themed playlists are serving it up with absolutely no dressing! More after the jump!
By: Demetri Ravanos There are plenty of people that think Adam Carolla is a jerk. Others call him a clown. Huffington Post went out of its way earlier this year to call him a racist. Here at Mr. Skin, we just call him a friend. What Carolla really is, is painfully honest. There’s no opinion he won’t share, and when it comes to working with the Weinstein Company or another movie studio of that ilk, he is quick to tell you that after his experience working on his critically acclaimed 2009 film The Hammer , he just isn’t interested. That’s why he’s turning to his fans for help. It shouldn’t shock you this is the route Adam’s taking to fund his next movie Road Hard . When CBS Radio fired him he relied on his fans’ dedication to make his podcast a success. They came through for him in a big way. You could argue that they came through for the entire genre. Maybe crowd funding doesn’t need the boost in 2013 that podcasting did in 2009, but FundAnything.com threw their support behind Adam in hopes that their site could receive a nice bump. Carolla is offering fans everything from an advanced copy of the script to VIP treatment at the Road Hard premier and an Executive Producer credit. When I spoke with Adam on Wednesday he was getting his car, risking, in his words, “a chicken shit ticket” by driving and talking on a cell phone. Read the full Skinterview after the jump!
Spellbindingly nude on Blu-ray, Rosario Dawson is hairless and underwearless in Trance (2013). Lip-notic! Next up Roxane Mesquida will get your stake pounding as a vampire vixen in Kiss of the Damned (2012). Then the complete second season Femme Fatales is to die for with nude scenes from My Bloody Valentine ’s Betsy Rue , and lurid lovelies like Sadie Alexandru , Jes Macallan , and Sandra McCoy ! See pics after the jump!
