One solid way to make a low level actor’s bikini pic seem really unimportant is to watch her SEX SCENE FROM TV …because it is a sex scene…and not a girl in a bikini.. That’s something I’ll never really understand when it comes to the internet, it’s like why do I care if a girl is in her bikini, if I can just google her vag…Not that Emmy Rossum Vag is a Vag I’d google, but you get what I am saying…and that is that this pic doesn’t matter..
Emily Ratajkowski pulled out her tit on instagram because she’s subtle…and realizes that without her tits she is nothing and that the focal point of anything she has done and will ever do will be her tits, so why not give them some glory…because without her tits she’s a nothing…and even with her tits she’s a nothing…just a nothing hosting these tits…tits she likes to make shine… Her nickname is still RAT-COW…
Emmy Rossum looks better when she’s NAKED ON TV …. I mean sure, put up bikini pics like we haven’t seen you naked, but the reality is that we only know you because you get naked. Shameless may be the name of the show, which is appropriate, because it seems to be Emmy Rossum’s motto on her quest to take over Hollywood…
Coachella looks like a fucking nightmare. It seems like a lot of try hard, poser, LA rich people trying to be part of something epic or legendary, when it’s almost like just going to some amusement park brought to you by McDonald’s. It seems about as Authentic as anything Hollywood, an event with a false illusion that you need to be a part of it, to really matter in this world. You know scenester shit…where no one really has fun, but everyone pretends to have fun, because when they are in it, they are at Coachella, and you’re not, and they can’t admit it sucks…or if they do, it will be in a hipster way, like saying how it was too hot, or how three models would not stop asking for coke that it was annoying… I mean, I think anything filled with celebrities who really don’t matter in the grand scheme of things, and their idiot followers, or other idiots who want to be part of that world, is a great place for a strategic natural disaster to hit… It’s a good money making hook for people who want to party with celebrities, destroyed by corporate sponsorships, because it’s all about making money…. The whole thing reminds me how fucking lame the world is…But it does get these idiots in bikinis…and that’s something I like…because as pathetic a hobby as BIKINI pics is…I feel like it’s better than trying to join these fools as if I was one of them or part of their movement…because these people, in the event you weren’t aware, are the fucking devil. Here’s Emmy Rossum in a Bikini with Flowers in her Hair…must be for Coachella… Here’s Mackayla Moroney… Here’s Ashley Benson and Shay Mitchell in bikinis… Here’s Vanessa Hudgens in a bikini… Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I’ve never really understood why Emmy Rossum never became more famous. I mean, she’s clearly a very talented actress (AKA she’s willing to show her cans on Shameless ), she knows how to work a lollipop (and heavy machinery ), and she’s always putting on great leg shows like this one here. The only thing I can think of that Emmy hasn’t tried yet is making a sex tape with a blogger. Hey, it couldn’t hurt, right? I’ll go get my camera ready just in case. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Emmy Rossum is a Shameless kind of girl and not just because I am an asshole type journalist or blogger who likes speaking in puns so that I can write NO PUN INTENDED or PUN INTENDED if I really want to piss off anyone with a brain… Emmy Rossum is Shameless because she booked the show knowing she had to get naked, that led to her getting naked in pretty much every episode, all in exchange for money and more fame…pretty much the easy way… Now I don’t have any problem, with any reason, any girl want to be a stripper, hooker or work in the sex trade using her body to get ahead.. I just have a problem when the girl thinks she’s on some higher path, like an artist, not getting naked for money and personal gain, but doing it as part of her “talent”… Because when you get naked, whether in character, like when you’re “Candy” in the back pages, or on HBO and Showtime…you’re virtually one in the same…one of you just gets paid more… Own that shit, lets not white was that shit, Emmy Rossum is a prostitute who memorizes lines and I kinda like it…even if she’s awful FOR MORE CABLE TV NUDITY CLICK HERE WE’VE GOT IT ALL !!!!
The lusty lesbian wenches of Black Sails took one episode off, but thankfully Jessica Parker Kennedy and Hannah New are back in racktion this week. Jessica flashed her buoys and bush to entice Hannah into bed, but the T&A trotted out by Hannah may the work of a body double. Still, it’s bone voyage for our pants! Shameless also got back into the nudity game with Emmy Rossum popping right out of her bra top. Then Emma Greenwell put the icing on the cupcakes with a long topless scene in the bedroom. And Banshee is still keeping up with the screamingly hot nude scenes, again featuring the naked perfection of former model Lili Simmons . Since Lili has a role on HBO’s True Detective as well, is it too much to hope for twice the nudity from her? We don’t think so! See pics after the jump!
If you’ve got a thing for hot chicks working heavy machinery, you might want to talk to somebody about that, but you’re also in luck. Because I’ve got this killer photoshoot that Emmy Rossum did for Complex for you guys today. I know that I’ve said Emmy looks like a two-face in the past, but that’s definitely not the case here. Probably because my eyes haven’t even been able to make their way up to her face just yet. Enjoy.
Emmy Rossum doesn’t like me, she’s blocked me and told me off prior to her landing her Shameless show….a show that she got because she is willing to get naked all the time…because I guess her shitty struggle in Hollywood needed a break and she got to the point of showing tits on TV rather than tits in a stripclub back home…or tits to some married executive who pays her to fuck…because those kind of tits don’t come with fame. I know very little about Emmy Rossum, her career, or even why she annoys the fuck out of me…I just know she’s naked in Episode 1 of this season’s Shameless, like she’s been naked so many times before, and I don’t hate her as much as I thought I did….
Mr. Skin and Naked News team up to strip down the latest news out of Hollywood. The sexy celebs in the spotlight this week include Robin Wright , Amy Adams , Cate Blanchett , Emmy Rossum , and Kelly Brook .
