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In Royal White Folks News: Adult Film Company Offers Prince Harry $10 Million To Chop Down Some Scallywags In Freaky Flick

God save the peen! Vivid Entertainment Offers Prince Harry $10 Million To Star In Adult Film According to TMZ reports : You knew it was coming … and now, so does Prince Harry — a multi-million dollar offer to get down and dirty in a triple-X movie … courtesy of the biggest adult film studio on the planet. Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch just fired off a letter to the royal palace in London — offering Prince Harry $10 million to star in a big budget adult film called “The Trouble with Harry” … thanks to his recent nekkid romp in Vegas. According to the letter, the film would also star “little Harry” and would feature some REAL royal carousing — in the form of full-on boning. Hirsch writes, “We assure you the sex will be well-scripted, and the crown jewels will not be ‘minimized’ in any way.” $10 million sounds nice, but this guy obviously doesn’t need the money and he’s probably embarrassed the Royal Family enough for 10 lifetimes. Image via WENN

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Prince Harry Naked Party in Vegas of the Day

If you were born into the Royal Family, second in line to be king, raised with no mother and a queer as fuck father, with access to millions, an heir to billions, as high profile a socialite they fucking come….you’d be naked in hotel rooms banging random naked girls for your friends to watch…in fact you’d be doing that even if you weren’t a billionaire, second in line to be king, spoiled brat rich kid….it is what life is all about… This isn’t a big deal considering he’s had pics of himself dressed up like a Nazi…dude’s just into having a good time…and I appreciate that…people need to lighten up…this is what life is all about…..maybe not your boring 9-5 Suburban Christian life…but the life of anyone who isn’t a slave to a miserable existence…

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Prince Harry Naked Party in Vegas of the Day

Candice Swanepoel in Lingerie cuz that’s what She Does of the Day

Sometimes I wonder how many Candice Swanepoel posts I can do in a year before the site turns into a Candicee Swanepoel fan site, because I hate to admit, I am a fan….but not for any real reason other than the fact that she gets half naked, she isn’t fat, and she’s got a good face….I mean that’s the extent of what I know about her…I’m not a weirdo who tries to get her at her core and really understand what brought her from AIDS ridden South Africa to America, but I will assume it was blood diamonds, or something even more horrible and corrupt….Victoria’s Secret…. That said, here are some pics of her in lingerie, cuz that’s her job, and a big reason why we like her, and the only reason we know she exists…

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Candice Swanepoel in Lingerie cuz that’s what She Does of the Day

Pixie Geldof Topless in Ibizia of the Day

I don’t hate the Geldof sisters as much as I used to…mainly because I just don’t care to hate anything…it takes too much work… They are just harmless rich girls doing their thing and the UK media happens to love following them around….because the UK Media are passionate about their celebrities and their daughters….so passionate that they were paid to kill Princess Diana by the Royal Family…… I don’t find them hot…or deserving of any modeling campaigns they land just because their dad is Bob Geldoff and their mom killed herself in 2000 on her fucking birthday…. If anything I find it obnoxious and taking opportunity away from actual hot girls who need the money and exposure, cuz they don’t have a ridiculous trust fund to finance a ridiculous life like these Geldoff girls…. But I do appreciate any bitch topless on a beach in Europe, even if tits are just tits, and not worth celebrating, especially these fucking tits that need a bit of work, but even if tits are just tits, I still like em…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Pixie Geldof Topless in Ibizia of the Day

Kate Middleton’s Shitty Bikini Pic of the Day

Here’s a shitty fucking picture of Kate MIddleton living out her dream fucking life that she worked very hard at making happen over the course of the last 10 years of seducing this Prince as hard as she could…into believing she was his soulmate, or the one to bring the Royal Family the image they needed…you know to connect with the everyday people….all while making her sister Pippa more and more jealous until she can’t take it anymore and ends up doing porn to disgrace the family and make a name for herself…while her sister’s out there gold digging….small titty and not caring…cuz she’s gonna be a fucking Queen one day and her life is officially one huge Vacation….Take that college education….pussy is always the key to get a girl a head….and who really cares….really…I mean other than bored Housewives from Commonwealth countries…she’s pretty obsolete….

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Fatty Kat Dennings Is the Picture of the Day

Kat Dennings doesn’t seem to be a fan of me…or maybe she’s just not a fan of assholes on TWITTER calling a bitch out for being fat because guess what…the bitch is fat…I do appreciate how she became a household name that landed her a gig that landed her this award that I assume is celebrating the shit show she is on….and that was by posting her huge tits naked on the internet…but I don’t appreciate her legal team coming after me to take down the pics after she got all the publicity and exposure she wanted…cuz big tits, although everywhere, still make a motherfucker look in astonishment…and I certainly don’t appreciate that the rest of her ass caught up with her big old tits…because fat chicks are gross even with tits and willingness to whore out for attention…but not too gross for me to want to fuck…making these pics of her and her girl manhandling their trophy like it was a glass cock almost erotic…cuz fat chicks love sucking dick….and ofter times crave any attention so they tag along on cock with friends…Either way, this is a fetish pic.

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Shauna Sand and Her Male Prostitute of the Day

I don’t know what’s scarier…Shauna Sand and all her plastic surgery, looking like some kind of living corpse walking around in stripper clothes…..or the fact that she pays male escorts who are likely gay and from a modeling agency to escort her around like she’s some hot piece of ass they crave…mainly cuz her pussy smells like a giant asshole and she’s got a good budget and promises of paparazzi exposure…or the fact she’s a mom to daughters who will grow up with her as an role model…or the fac that she has a SEX TAPE ….that someone actually paid her to do….or the fact that I jerked off to her video… I’m thinking all are equally amazing….cuz she’s a joke, she’s a novelty act, she’s an atttention seeking whore who did playboy decades ago and she’s one my nobodies to watch fuck so I suggest you GET THE SEX TAPE HERE IF YOU WANT A GOOD TIME if you’re not a broke ass loser…..which I’m sure you are….

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Angela Simmons and Her Slutty Outfit of the Day

Angela Simmon is some spoiled brat daughter in the Royal Family of hip hop…her dad is Run from Run DMC, her uncle is billion Russell Simmons, leaving her some cunt who hangs in their Miami mansion wasting time with dudes who try to fuck her to get her to give her family their demo CDs….and who really cares…. I just know she’s ALWAYS IN HER BIKINI …and I like that cuz I love white bred black chicks with unlimited funds thanks to daddy to finance my drinking….but I guess she decided to switch it up and rock some whore stockings for us perverts and that works for me. Here are the pics…

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Pippa Middleton Does Tight Pants of the Day

Here’s my favorite second rate citizen, at least in terms of her immediate family, because her sister is an actual princess, while she’s just the old spinster living off her parents, instead of the Royal Family….and I know that girls are generally pretty self involved and only care about their immediate surrounds and even hate their own best friends cuz it’s just all part of being a girl…so it’s gotta be pretty hard on her and she must be plotting the takeover…. Sure these tight pants in pictures that are not taken from behind or spread eagled the way I want them to be…aren’t as good as her panty flash or what I think we have coming…but think of it as practice for what’s to come…

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Minka Kelly Ass in a Dress of the Day

Minka Kelly got someone fired for “sexually” harrassing her on set cuz he groped her or some shit I like to call trying to make the public think of her as a sexual object using a bullshit scandal so that people will ignore the fact that another Spelling being re-made because Hollywood is out of ideas, and that even after a triology of shit movies and an original stint on TV, they’re bringing Charlies Angels back in what I call beating a dead horse with your dick….when they didn’t have to make the public think of her as a sexually object, the fact she has a vagina does a good enough job of that…. Here are pics of her ass in some dress for no real reason other than that i have nothing better to do…

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Minka Kelly Ass in a Dress of the Day