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Irina Shayk Works It For GQ Russia Good!

Warning: this photoshoot of Irina Shayk in the latest issue of GQ Russia is so hot, you might be tempted to book a flight to Moscow just to pick it up from newsstands. Luckily though, I’m here to save you the jet lag, as well as having to explain to customs why you’re coming back with a suitcase filled with magazines in a language you can’t read. So go ahead and enjoy these pictures without the full body cavity search. You’re welcome.

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Irina Shayk Works It For GQ Russia Good!

Irina Shayk Works It For GQ Russia Good!

Warning: this photoshoot of Irina Shayk in the latest issue of GQ Russia is so hot, you might be tempted to book a flight to Moscow just to pick it up from newsstands. Luckily though, I’m here to save you the jet lag, as well as having to explain to customs why you’re coming back with a suitcase filled with magazines in a language you can’t read. So go ahead and enjoy these pictures without the full body cavity search. You’re welcome.

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Irina Shayk Works It For GQ Russia Good!

Irina Shayk for GQ Russia of the Day

Irina Shayk is a mail order bride who has been sold to the right john, or husband and in doing that has pretty much fucking made it…if you consider producing smut for GQ Russia, her mother country, actually making it, while making smut for webcam companies, or whatever it is the other mail order brides are making smut for, is any less important… She’s hot, she’s amazing naked or half naked, I’m a fan and I like the fact that she’s been a beard to a gay dude all these years, a beard who would never leak his story, because they will ruin her and take away her low level modelling, something she fucking loves, because it means she doesn’t get fucked all that much…for fear of getting caught by the media…and an atrophy pussy is the best kind of pussy. To See Irina Shayk in Miami Working Out CLICK HERE To See Irina Shayk Amazing in a Bikini on the Beach…in an unrelated shoot CLICK HERE

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Irina Shayk for GQ Russia of the Day

Doctor’s In Russia Have Good Bedside Manners of the Day

Apparently, this anesthesiologist from Russia was on a 36 hour shift. He was checking up on some post-surgery when this patient started running his mouth off. Instead of sucking it up and knocking the patient out with meds, you know “accidentally” giving him too much to survive, he punched the guy in the face and chest, which to me is better than killing him, but still funny, because doctors aren’t supposed to do that…not even in Russia, where the men are stronger and can handle this kind of thing…or not…because apparently the patient died after this….I guess punching someone in the chest right after bypass surgery isn’t good for them…

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Doctor’s In Russia Have Good Bedside Manners of the Day

Fox Gets Head Stuck in Jar, Asks Humans For Help

Foxes aren’t usually known to hang around humans too often, but if a little one gets his head stuck in a glass jar, that aversion can change in a hurry. Fox With Head Stuck in Jar As you probably guessed by the headline and intro above, two men walking along a dirt road in Russia came upon a red fox with its head stuck in a jar. The fox walked toward the duo, at which point one of the men bent down, grabbing the jar, pulling the scruff of the animal’s neck back and freeing it. As the kit scampered away, the man joked in Russian, “Where’s my thank you?” Watch the clip above, and remember, folks … please don’t litter, okay?

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Behati Prinsloo on the Beach for Jalouse of the Day

Her name is Behati Prinsloo, like Anne V, she too is tainted by the ADAM Levine from Maroon 5 sperm, because like Anne V, she decided that dating a hugely successful pop star, on a hugely successful TV show, despite being hugely 5 foot 5, was a good move and a sign of having made it in the model world, which is a bit of a bummer…because even if Adam Levine is a good guy, and a cool guy, and just being a smart business man producing shit music for money, lots of money, cuz shit music takes him 5 minutes to make, he’s still the brains behind it…and these girls can be fucking anyone…far bigger, more famous, more successful than him….it just makes no sense to me, and I guess either does posting pics of her more clothed than she is for the devil company she sold her soul too…but I’m doing it anyway…

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Behati Prinsloo on the Beach for Jalouse of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski for Galore Magazine by Andrew Kuykendall of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski or as I sometimes call her Emily Ratakowski …or as I like to call her Emily RATATATATATATATKOWSKI….but who I want to call “wife”…is a fucking substantially built woman, who when I look at, I wonder if she’s even human, almost too perfect to not be alien, or from a creepy model producing factory in Russia….Just watching her in action, in all she does, makes me want to continue my quest in seducing her badly through love songs, poetry and posts about her tits….One day, we will meet, and she won’t be able to resist the total disappointment that comes with me…and more importantly so is sex with me….let’s hope Emily experiences that first hand!!

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Emily Ratajkowski for Galore Magazine by Andrew Kuykendall of the Day

Gracie Carvalho in a Some Victoria’s Secret Catalog Shots of the Day

Here is the token ethnic girl for Victoria’s Secret. You see, because they have to Her name is Gracie Carvalho…I like that she’s got the word “HO” in her name, just because it makes me laugh, even if it means nothing. I am easily entertained, like a hamster, just put a half naked chick in front of me and I can stare at the shit for hours, even though girls on my Facebook don’t like hearing it when I tell them that I stared at their pics all fucking night, and I mean it. I have low testosterone, I need to really commit to cum to their vacation photos….. All this to say, Victoria’s Secret catalog pics fucking suck, they are boring, they are photoshopped, there are no hard nipples or pussy lip slips, but I’ll still look at em as a memory of a time when I jerked off to the catalog before the internet…

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Gracie Carvalho in a Some Victoria’s Secret Catalog Shots of the Day

Yana Tarabukina Hot in a Bikini of the Day

Yana Tarabukina is some low level model…who I have a lot of hope for…at least based on her bikini pics for whatever the fuck this is for. She’s Russian, she’s not a male order bride, but should be, and I blame the fall of communism for that. You know opening up the country, and letting their babes walk the earth freely, has made owning their babes pretty fucking hard to pull off…cuz all the good ones are making a living getting half naked…or peeing on webcam for perverts like me…. What could have been Yana Tarabukina….what could have been…if only Russia stuck to their fucking guns….

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Yana Tarabukina Hot in a Bikini of the Day

Olga Rodionova for XXL Russia Tits of the Day

Olga Rodionova has some Russian tits! Old Russian Tits. She’s pushing 40. She’s a model who has seen better days and has done all kinds of shit, from Playboy to Vogue. She’s an actor who has been in such hits as “Trasure Raiders” and “Elevator”…and she owns a PR company. She has since been knocked up by some Russian Billionaire, obviously, that’s what the hot ones do in Russia when they aren’t abducted by, eaten up by, seduced by the human trafficking sex trade by threats of their family being killed off. Most importantly, she still models her titties because by the looks of them, they aren’t nearly as old as her…. What it comes down to is what can’t this girl do…typical product of communism…winning GOLDS in all she does.

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Olga Rodionova for XXL Russia Tits of the Day