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‘Everything Changes − Now!’ Why Wreck-It Ralph May Be The First True Gaming Movie

Everyone is either looking forward to Wreck-It Ralph or still refers to video games as “those beeping boximacallits.”  There are no other options. Gaming movies have a bad reputation, which is weird, because, despite what you may have heard and read, they have yet to materialize. We’ve seen dozens of action movies that share the titles of video games and little else, and run from reprehensible to ridiculously profitable — sometimes in the same series . We’ve also watched feature-length advertisements for video games that we’ve paid to see in hopes that there might be a movie in there somewhere. Case in point: Universal Pictures’ The Wizard. But that may be about to change.  Disney’s Wreck-It Ralph could be the first true gaming movie — the first of a genre that could some day stand alongside war, horror and gangster movie genres. It’s a genre whose time has come. The children being brought to the latest Disney movie have grown up with games, while their parents have watched their kids — and the games — grow from simple noise-making bundles of reflexes to fully interactive 3D characters. I haven’t seen Wreck-It Ralph yet, but I already know one thing that’s smart about it. The movie doesn’t tie itself to a single franchise, but populates its world with characters and cliches from all of them. Imagine Super Smash Bros Brawl without being limited to Nintendo, then give them time off to chill between battles. That’s the level of world we’re looking at here. Wreck-It Ralph puts together a dream team of retro characters from a savvily chosen array of games: Zangief from Street Fighter , Q-Bert, Sonic, Kano and even a Beholder.  If you’re not familiar with that last creature, he exists in video games the same way Captain Kirk exists in video games — he’s certainly been there but comes from a whole other world: Dungeons & Dragons . The Beholder is an extremely cool nod to gamers. Better yet, the characters are all rendered with such love that even the zombie — the most generic enemy in videogaming history — is recognizably from a specific game series. The double-fire-axe and torn beige shirt distinguishes him as a walker from House of the Dead clearer than a passport with his bite-marks on it. Wreck-It Ralph is stuffed with so many celebrity cameos that Chun-Li, also from Street Fighter , as a background character. Other companies have built entire films around her, although considering how that turned out, it’s probably a good thing the producers didn’t follow suit. The cruelest (but most accurate) gaming revelation was the presence of Sonic and Bowser, but no Mario. The writers told TotalFilm.com   that Mario is such a powerful character that there would be no way to put him in the movie without him dominating it. But Sonic? Sure, stick him in there. There was never any doubt about who won the ’90s battle between him and Mario — and his inclusion removes any doubt that the writers really understand the games they’re referencing. Others have bitched about Zangief ‘s presence in the Bad Guys support group when he’s just one of many playable Street Fighters, but come on: he was a Russian in a fighting game in the 90s. He was also almost unplayable in the original, so the only way most people saw him was from the wrong end of a devastating Screw Piledriver. He’s become much cuddlier since, and a surprisingly effective character in Super Street Fighter IV multiplayer. This detailed attention to our old gaming friends is glorious, but could cause a hardcore backlash. The trailers’ focus has obviously been on these recognizable characters, but they’re just as obviously trailer-trash. We’ve probably seen fully half their screen time already. This retro-disappointment is going to be a big complaint for people missing the point, but put it this way: These are Expendables cameos, not Expendables 2 cameos. We can expect these old-school characters to turn up for a few seconds then get out of the way of the main story. Still, for any veteran gamer it’s mind-boggling to see so many different game publishers cooperating. That many intellectual properties overlapping means more legal wrangling than the average nuclear test. That also probably means that none of these characters will actually do anything for most of the movie, but it’s a real coup just to have them along for the ride. Besides, even though, after seeing the trailers, some people are expecting this: The movie has to be about these guys: And that’s a good thing. Because this isn’t a retro movie . It’s a gaming movie. Sonic and the Beholder will get asses in seats, but it’s the original characters, and the, I hope, original story that will make the faces on the other ends of those asses leave with smiles. One of the parody games featured in Wreck-It Ralph ,   Hero’s Duty, fuses Halo , Call of Duty , Battlefield 3 and every other action shooter, while another, Sugar Rush couldn’t be more of a Mario Kart clone if it featured an Italian plumber. The filmmakers can make all the pointed jokes they want about these and other video games without their publishers complaining. (And it’s not like every other gaming company hasn’t made a knock-off of Mario Kart already.) The new characters are well capable of carrying the movie. Ralph is entirely believable as an 1980s game villain (and already has his own game ). Sergeant Calhoun is a tough female soldier who kicks ass and actually wears sensible body-covering clothing, meaning Wreck-It Ralph is better at character creation than most modern video games. Wreck-It Ralph is important because games aren’t a niche market anymore. They’re everywhere and everyone, from casual  Angry Birds  players to 80th level World of Warcraft  Paladins.  It looks like the movie industry is finally ready to take video games seriously. And by that, I mean, have some real fun with them. Luke McKinney loves the real world, but only because it has movies and video games in it. He responds to every tweet . Follow Luke McKinney on Twitter.  Follow Movieline on Twitter. 

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Olga Kurylenko Hot and Bendy for Complex Magazine of the Day

I am going to start doing Yoga….not because Olga Kurylenko looks amazing in Yoga poses for Complex, because I never remember who Olga Kurylenko is, I always have to wikipedia her, and even after I do that, all I figure out is that she’s some communist born escapee via modeling as so many girls in 1980s USSR are, at least the ones we hear of, since every Russian we know is a fucking model, because the ones killed off in the illegal sex trade kinda aren’t put on our radar in the media…. I am going to start doing Yoga strictly to increase my flexibility and not because seeing girls in ridiculous fitness poses turns me on, that’s just a fucking bonus…. TO SEE THE ARTICLE FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Pussy Riot Thank Green Day, Madonna In New Video

Members of the Russian punk collective make artistic statement in newly released video. By James Montgomery Photo: Pussy Riot via Youtube

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Maria Sharapova and Sasha Vujacic: It’s Over!

Four-time Grand Slam tennis champ Maria Sharapova is no longer engaged to professional basketball player Sasha Vujacic, she revealed yesterday. Speaking after a third-round victory Friday, Maria was asked about the relationship and said that they’ve split up, “since the end of spring, actually.” “It was obviously a challenging decision, you know, from both of our ends.” “I was waiting for someone to actually ask me that question,” the 25-year-old Russian beauty added. “I have never really been the person to announce things.” “I never announced when we were even together or never announced we were engaged. I never have in any of my previous relationships, as well.” “It was a really nice period of time for both of us, but our career schedules just made it extremely difficult … we still have a tremendous amount of respect for each other.” Word of their engagement came in October 2010, when Vujacic proposed on the one-year anniversary of their first meeting at a friend’s barbecue. The Slovenian guard was a first-round draft pick of the Los Angeles Lakers in 2004, winning two championships with them until being traded in 2010. Sasha then one played season with the New Jersey Nets as a teammate of Kris Humphries before leaving the NBA to play professionally in Turkey. [Photo: WENN.com]

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Irina Shayk Modeling Underwear of the Day

Irina Shayk is modeling lingerie….looking amazing….she’s come a far way from being a soccer groupie with a dream….you know debating what strategy to take to get out of her Russian existance and make it in America….and the good news is…she keeps on giving us the half naked….I think that’s where her skills lie….I mean that and fucking her way to the top… Good times…

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Pussy Riot Sentenced To Two Years In Prison

Russian judge deems the girl group ‘crudely undermined social order’ after staging a protest against president Vladimir Putin. By James Montgomery Pussy Riot are held before appearing in a Moscow court on Friday Photo: Natalie Kolesnikova/ AFP/ GettyImages

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Leeann Tweeden in Lingerie of the Day

Apparently, Trailer trash whores addicted to meth need lingerie too…cuz this is some serious prostitute shit…and not the good kind of prostitute…but the kind who doesn’t mind the abrasive fabrics rubbing up in their cunts…cuz their cunts don’t feel anymore…the herpes led to nerve damage….you know the kind of whore that invites Yeast Infections…cuz the itchy burning sensation reminds them they still feel….and more importantly…that the smell of death radiating from their cunts is not actual death of a fetus that hasn’t passed yet…..but a superficial infection everyone gets….not just unheathy bitches with aids….and apparently, Leeann Tweeden…a hooters girl pushing 40…who went onto great successes lke Playboy and hosting Poker After Dark….makees for the ideal spokesperson….I don’t know why…I just have the pics….. To See The Rest of the Trashy Lingerie Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Anna Kournikova for S Moda Magazine of the Day

Anna Kournikova is probably the reason this site is a celebrity site….because before posting her yellow bikini on the beach pics back in 2004 or 2005….the site had barely any traffic….but after posting her yellow bikini on the beach pics…it started hitting 100,000 people a day….so I did the natural thing and decided to focus less on weird sexual dysfunction and freaks of the world….but instead focus on celebrity pussy I could not care less about…but who I post pics of and write how much I hate them….8 years later…and the whole thing is pretty fucking depressing…it is all this Enrique fucking Russian tennis playing cunt’s fault…and I hate her for it….but I don’t hate her pics in S Moda….cuz she’s still hot….

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Anna Kournikova for S Moda Magazine of the Day

Anna Kournikova is probably the reason this site is a celebrity site….because before posting her yellow bikini on the beach pics back in 2004 or 2005….the site had barely any traffic….but after posting her yellow bikini on the beach pics…it started hitting 100,000 people a day….so I did the natural thing and decided to focus less on weird sexual dysfunction and freaks of the world….but instead focus on celebrity pussy I could not care less about…but who I post pics of and write how much I hate them….8 years later…and the whole thing is pretty fucking depressing…it is all this Enrique fucking Russian tennis playing cunt’s fault…and I hate her for it….but I don’t hate her pics in S Moda….cuz she’s still hot….

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Who Gon’ Stop Me Huh?! Piff-Puffin’ Michael Phelps Defeats Ryan “White Chocolate Boy Wonder” Lochte To Win The Gold Medal In The 200-Meter For The 3rd Straight Time!

What do you think these two are thinking in this picture? Michael Phelps Defeats Ryan Lochte In 200-Meter To Win Gold Medal Michael Phelps has made more history, winning gold in the men’s 200-meter individual medley in 1:54:27. Having already established himself as the most decorated Olympian of all time, Phelps is now the first male swimmer to win three consecutive gold medals in the same event. Teammates on the U.S. swim team, Ryan Lochte and Phelps entered the race as the top two seeds after finishing 1-2 in the semifinal. They finished 1-2 in the final but the order was reversed. Lochte finished second to win silver while Lazlo Cseh of Hungary touched the wall third. One of the most hyped head-to-head rivalries before the Olympics began, the “Phelpte” drama produced a 1-1 draw. Lochte struck first, with a dominant win over his teammate in the 400-meter individual medley. Between that event and Phelps’ win in the 200-meter IM, the pair had been relay partners rather than competitors. This is Phelps’ first individual gold medal of the London Olympics and his 16th career gold medal. In London, Phelps has already won gold in the men’s 4