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Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Hot Russian Pop Princesses

Some Russian somewhere must be able to read my mind, because this video of two Russian Pop Princesses singing and dancing and shaking their boobs together in little outfits is hot as hell. Make sure to turn the sound off. Hot Russian Pop Princesses Video More AmaTuna

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Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Hot Russian Pop Princesses

Russia To Send Shamed Olympians to Gulag, Start All Over Again

An angry Dmitry Medvedev, president of all Mother Russia, has issued a fiery statement about his country's Olympic athletes biffing it so hard in the just-ended Vancouver games. He wants the resignations of Russian Olympic officials on his desk immediately! “Those responsible should take the brave decision and sign a letter (of resignation). If they can't we will help them,” he said on television yesterday, demanding that things be changed lest the Motherland suffer another embarrassment (the usually strong Russian team finished 11th in the medal count) on its home turf in 2014. He blames it on officials and trainers, who were maybe not devoting all the allotted money to the actual, you know, training of sports people: “The athlete, not federations, those fat cats, must be given priority.” Those filthy fat cats, stealing Soviet pride with all their wasteful spending. OMG, is Medvedev a Tea Bagger? http://gawker.com/5482854/russia-to-send-shamed-olympians-to-gulag-start-all-ove… added by: pjacobs51

Winter Olympics Closing Ceremony Features Neil Young, Michael Buble

Canadian actors Michael J. Fox, William Shatner and Catherine O’Hara also represent their country during finale. By Eric Ditzian Michael J. Fox speaks during the 2010 Winter Olympics Photo: Adrian Dennis/ AFP With Olympic revelers still amped up following Canada’s epic overtime win over the United States in the gold-medal hockey finale, the 2010 Winter Games came to an end in Vancouver on Sunday (February 28) during a music-filled closing ceremony. Though many athletes had long since left Olympic village, American gold medalists like skier Lindsay Vonn and figure skater Evan Lysacek stuck around till the very end. The evening featured performances from Neil Young, Michael Bubl

The Russian Curling Team is HOT!

If you think these two sweepers are hot, you should see the Russian skip. More ice! It's getting hot in here! View

Ronnie Wood’s New Punching Bag of the Day

Ronnie Wood is a Rolling Stone who got in trouble for beating up some teenager hipster he called his girlfriend, who was really just some weird Russian lookin’ import piece of shit he must have met getting high at some bar, who used him for his money, celebrity and great drug hook ups and that he used for her young, used up pussy, that was not as used up as the old used up pussy he is used to….and the whole thing made sense and balanced out the universe because these kinds of relationships happen all the fucking time..and why wouldn’t they because if you were a fucking old rock star you’d want young pussy to make you feel young and if you were young pussy, you’d want someone to buy you all the nice things you want who can also put you on the map and make you famous by association, which is more famous than you’ll ever be on your own….but apparently he chose one who calls the cops despite all you’ve done for her and that’s pretty fucking disappointing….but here he is with some Brazilian Polo coach he’s currently fucking….concluding my post on weathered old abusive rockstars and the young pussy stupid enough to fuck with them. Trust me, when I started this post out, I expected it to workout a lot better than this… Pics via Bauer

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Sophie Monk Is Damaged

I don’t know what has happened to my favorite jobless hottie Sophie Monk’s tight little body, but I’m not too pleased about it. Here she is on the phone leaving me a voicemail about how she’s got a boo-boo on her belly and wants me to come over and kiss it better. Alright so I just checked my voicemail and unless she was calling to tell me that my mail order Russian bride was damaged beyond repair while in shipment… It wasn’t her. I knew I should have sprung for express shipping.

More Adventures in Olympic Racial Drag

We finally figured out why the Russian ice dancers thought they could get away with their brownface ” Aboriginal Dance ” routine. It’s because this year, all the ice dancers were doing racial drag. It all started when ” the International Skating Union decreed the original dance would be performed to folk music this season .” Consequently, last night’s competition saw Italians clicking castanets, a Scottish duo in cowboy hats, and Russians in loincloths. Whereas Russian duo Domnina and Shabalin drew outcry with their warpaint-slathered didgeridoo routine , Americans Meryl Davis and Charlie White are receiving multicultural accolades for a Bollywood routine that has Meryl sporting bindi and a modified sari. It’s a hit in India , and Indian-Americans are apparently down with it, too. How did their racial drag avoid Domnina and Shabalin’s pitfalls? Davis and White didn’t look like total asses. In fact, they looked pretty good! According to NBC , Davis and White studied dance with an ex-Bollywooder who now runs a dance studio called BollyFit in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Costume materials came from “an authentic Indian clothing store.” Said Davis, “It was very important for us to do research and do the theme justice.” India, like America, is in the cultural export business, so imitation comes across as flattery instead of mockery. By contrast, Domnina and Shabalin chose a culture where dance is often tied to sacred rituals , and rarely shared with outsiders. No brown face. As Domnina and Shabalin discovered, donning a dark mahogany skin suit to camouflage one’s pale white skin is kind of a mood killer. To appease their critics, Domnina and Shabalin ditched the brown face, but not much else for Sunday night’s “folk dance” : On a different note: Did you know the Dixie Chicks and Johnny Cash are the foundation of “American cowboy folk dance”? Here’s a Scottish duo doing Johnny: Ice dancing: One anthropological revelation after another. Earlier: Gawker.TV: Russian Ice Dancers Tone Down Aboriginal Costumes, Routine Still Offensive And the Gold Medal for Most Racially Insensitive Figure Skating Routine Goes to…

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Tila Tequila Twitter Ticker: The Miscarriage Begins…

Next thing you know, Heidi Montag will say her breasts are fake and Jon Gosselin will admit he cares more about attention than his children… In a development only anyone with a pulse could have seen coming, Tila Tequila has insinuated that she’s having a miscarriage. THG predicted the demise of her fake child in late January , as we asked readers to name the date on which the troubled bisexual would start to Tweet about losing her “baby.” Who had February 15 in their office pool? Earlier today, Tila left multiple messages that implied she was on the verge of suicide due to miscarrying her fetus. Neither of these events are joking matters, but this is Tila Tequila. Nothing is off limits if it extends your 15 minutes in the spotlight another second or two… ** UPDATE : Tila will not be killing herself. The reason? She has “been APPROVED to adopt my own baby boy 2-3 years old from RUSSIA!!! I will be his Mommy by the end of the year!!” If this were remotely true, we’d make some joke about it being the worst Russian idea since Communism. Instead, we’ll ask readers to start a new pool: When will this adoption “fall through” for Tila?

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And the Gold Medal for Most Racially Insensitive Figure Skating Routine Goes to…

Tonight, the Olympics’ only black figure skater will perform Out of Africa with his white partner. And then there are the censored Russian ice dancers whose “Aboriginal dance” used to include brown skin suits, fake eucalyptus, and warpaint. Should we take offense, or take it with a grain of salt? Olympic diversity is, after all, stunning: Diversity of bodies, culture, and language, intermingling in a happy zone of sportsmanship and brotherhood. But with 82 nations parading through Vancouver this year—each angling for its moment of glory—multiculturalism may err on the side of trite. (See: Opening Ceremony, Parade of Nations. Natives beating drums! Bermudans in Bermuda shorts ! ) In no sport is this minstrelsy of nations more apparent than in kitschy, gimmicky, stage-crafted world of figure skating. Two examples from this year’s ethnic masquerade on ice, and whether you should be offended: Exhibit A: Mixed-Race German Pair Chooses an Awkward Song Tonight , the Olympic’s only black figure skater will fling a petite blonde woman in time with music from the movie Out of Africa . Here’s a preview of Aliona Savchenko and Robin Szolkowy ‘s Out of Africa routine, which led them to a first place finish at the 2009 ISU Grand Prix: Savchenko and Szolkowy are currently ranked second in the pairs figure skating competition. To be fair, “black” may not be how Robin Szolkowy sees himself—he is the half-African son of a Tanzanian doctor and German nurse, born and raised in Germany. (Which once colonized Tanzania! But mostly it was the Brits.) But then you add the fact that their coach, Ingo Steuer, used to work for the Stasi , which is culturally loaded in a totally different way, and at least one racially persnickety American (me) feels like she’s having one of those not-totally-racist-but-not-comfortable-either ” No, Grandpa Harry, nobody says ‘negro’ anymore ” conversations. Conclusion: Don’t be offended, but do avoid making eye contact with Grandpa Harry during this routine. Exhibit B: Russian Ice Dancing Champs Perform ‘Aboriginal Song’ World ice dancing champions Oksama Domnina and Maksim Shabalin first horrified international audiences when they donned brown skin suits, war paint, and eucalyptus leaves to perform an “Aboriginal Song” for an Original Dance in January: Indigenous Australians protested that the routine as ” very offensive ,” ” cultural theft ,” embarrassingly juvenile , and that the didgeridoo was all wrong . After some bureaucratic haggling, Domnina and Shabalin agreed to split the difference: They’ll ditch the costumes, but will use the original music and choreography for their Olympic performance next Monday . The pair say they meant no harm, they just didn’t want to do “another Slavic dance.” In an athletic field where women routinely don flamenco negligees to sashay like a gypsy to Carmen, where illusion netting is never quite the right shade, and in a nation where they don’t have aborigines, you can sort of see where they’re coming from, right? And yet, you sort of can’t, because how could a well-traveled world-class Olympic possibly think using a “skin suit” to alter the color of his “skin” is a good idea? Conclusion: Be offended, and pity the victims of cultural relativism. There are a lot of them.

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Mysterious Creator of ChatRoulette Revealed: A 17 Year-Old Kid, Naturally

If you aren’t already familiar with it, ChatRoulette’s the hot new form of extreme internet voyeurism (and insanity). Essentially, it’s video-chatting with total strangers, and flying through them with a “next” button. And now, its creator’s been revealed… …as a 17 year-old Russian kid. Via the New York Times’ Bits blog , who, capturing a common sentiment, were “utterly fascinated with, and sometimes repulsed by” Chatroulette, emailed its creator, and finally, heard back: The question was answered on Saturday when Andrey Ternovskiy responded to the questions we sent to an e-mail address on Chatroulette. Mr. Ternovskiy said he was a 17-year-old high school student in Moscow. “I was not sure whether I should tell the world who I am mainly because of the fact that I am under age. Now I think that it would be better to reveal myself,” Mr. Ternovskiy wrote. Of course ChatRoulette was created by a computer whizkid. It’s at both so ingenious—and so insane—that it would take the sense of wonder, whimsy, and mischief of a teenager’s mind; the spare time of a teenager to do it; and someone who grew up with the coding that most web sites use now to come up with it: someone who, like Ternovskiy, started coding when they were 11. Most interesting isn’t his motivation (“for fun”) or his inspiration behind it (“a certain feeling of what other teenagers would want to see on the Internet”), or even why he does it (“I enjoy what I do. It is like a game for me. I discover new things and solve interesting problems.”), but rather—as someone who knows nothing about coding—the way in which he coded ChatRoulette with speed and economy, and also, the way he’s not raking it on the site: Advertising on Chatroulette is kept to a minimum, because there are a lot of sites full of advertisements, which distract you from what you want to do on those sites. I also love minimalism. That’s why I have put only four links on the bottom as advertisements. And what is interesting, is that these advertisements almost cover all expenses, just those four links on the bottom! He does it because he loves it . Meanwhile, that sound you just heard are hands slapping the foreheads of many a web sales team. That said, does anybody really know what the potential of ChatRoulette actually is, or what it can be past a voyeuristic experiment? Vanity Fair columnist and Newser “entrepreneur” thinks ChatRoulette is for the birds : Chatroulette is a catalogue of real time phalluses. It’s in your face priapicness. It’s jack-off central. It’s really quite astounding. And if a Vanity Fair columnist calls it “jack-off central,” than you know it must be true. Meanwhile, Sam Anderson at New York muses on its potential past “jack-off central” after spending too much time on it (which is besides, arguably, “any”): It felt like I’d experienced the full range the site had to offer: the shock porn, the dance parties, the weirdly aggressive homoerotic banter. Quite frankly, if ChatRoulette teaches us anything, one certain less we know—for the moment—is that kids are doing fun things because they like them, and adults are endlessly fascinated by these things that were created for kids to have after-school fun with. Also, that screengrabbing is the best thing ever, and that while ChatRoulette won’t bring us world peace anytime soon, it will bring humanity priceless moments like this. Via Buzzfeed :

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